You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Oudeis he/him]

When you see someone post "Your health is your treasure" on Facebook and you think, "With goldminds that is entirely correct."

[Scriptorian he/him]

When you keep trying to convince your D&D group to switch to the MAG.

[Delightful]

Any time you see the word 'thrill' you think of Odium.

[Aether he/him]

... When you know several synonyms of the word "bescumber".

[Caldain he/him]

When you've taken off several days from work for Words of Radiance AND preordered the book, audible and e-book.

 

/rocks himself softly whilst in a strait jacket

[king of nowhere]

When you've taken off several days from work for Words of Radiance AND preordered the book, audible and e-book.

 

/rocks himself softly whilst in a strait jacket

Wow! I wish I could do that, locking myself in my home with the book and enough food to last for a week.

unfortunately i can't, i don't know how long shipping will take and my brother will also want to read it.

and yes, wishing to take vacation and lock myself at home counts. so does thinking about ordering two copies, one for me and one for my brother, so that no one will have to wait before reading

[Khmauv he/him]

When anticipation for WoR gives the turn of phrase "March Madness" a more literal meaning.

[Psychocon he/him]

When you think getting through crowds inside would be so much easier when you could just lash yourself to the ceiling, wall, or just in a compass direction.

[Elbereth she/her]

When you see someone called Harmonie and the first thing you think of is Sazed.

When you dream about the prerelease party. (Though I can't be there).

[Delightful]

When you see someone called Harmonie and the first thing you think of is Sazed.

When you dream about the prerelease party. (Though I can't be there).

Its gotten to the point where I see the name of a shard, and sometimes once rereading the sentence a few times I'm still not sure what it was meant to say. (I'm also gonna blame this one on the cosmere puns thread)

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

When your staff complains of a nearly impossible project, and you say, "go to the board and start breaking it down into a manageable list", and wonder how easier things could be if you had Kelsier's crew.

 

When you use your signature stamp, wait a few moments to see if anything changes, and then sigh in frustration when nothing does.

 

Edit: When you celebrate Chinese New Year wearing Lightsong's colors.

Edited February 10, 2014 by quitecontrary

[Dalinar he/him]

When you hear gibberish, and think somebody is telling the future.

[Awesomeness Summoned he/him]

When reading the word lift in other books jars you out of the narrative because your brain no longer associates it with a term but instead with a character

[Chrono she/her]

When you're in a hurry to come up with a birthday gift for your sister and you quickly buy The Emperor's Soul and hope she becomes a Sanderfan too.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

When you Avoid People wearing earings because they Worship Ruin.

EDIT: Cool, I started the 7th Page!

Edited February 25, 2014 by The Only Joe

[Delightful]

When you're discussing how Mistborn series 2 will work with modern tech, and your brother suggests burning kitten pictures with duralumin. Explosion of kitteny goodness

Edit: or if you burn duralumin while clicking 'like', you will save that child's life.

Edited February 25, 2014 by Delightful

[king of nowhere]

When you would like to be a high schoool physics teacher so you could give problems like "the planet roshar has a gravity of 0.7 g and a day last 20 hours. calculate the radius of its geosyncronous orbit" or "assuming that roshar has the same albedo as earth and the same average temperature, and assuming that the total energy irradiated by the sun is directly proportional to its surface and the surface is directly proportional to the mass, calculate the mass of roshar's sun and roshar's orbital radius"

[Swimmingly he/him]

Student: Are you making us calculate your pet theories about those fantasy books again?

You: ..maybe.

[Observer]

When you watch Star Wars and tell the person next to you how much cooler Shardblades are compared to lightsabers.

[Awesomeness Summoned he/him]

When you watch Star Wars and tell the person next to you how much cooler Shardblades are compared to lightsabers.

[Observer]

Okay you just won the internet.

[Baine he/him]

Moogle, I can't upvote you for some reason, but if i could, I'd do it twice!

[Cheeky-eyes she/her]

When you start using things like 'storms' and 'colours' as actual swears and think nothing of it. 

[Terra of Roshar she/her]

When you watch Avengers and think of the Iron Man suit as Shardplate. But then you realize that Sadeas is the one with red Shardplate and want to cry.

 

When your astronomy notes on gravity and pressure in star formation devolve are in terms of Lashings.

 

When you try to use these notes to study for a test, and drift off for ten minutes remembering all the awesome Windrunnung moments in WOR.

 

When you can't use the word "awesome" without thinking of Lift. 

 

When you get mad at Words with Friends because it doesn't accept "skaa," "spren," or "crem" as words.

[trendkill he/him]

When you get mad at Words with Friends because it doesn't accept "skaa," "spren," or "crem" as words.

Tried using Hoid recently because it would have gotten me a sweet triple word score, but of course it didn't like it. I should have known since it's a proper noun...