You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Left he/him]

It's so funny that I can relate to all twelve pages on here. I mean it's ridiculous but it's so true.

[TheArcanist he/him]

When you're annoyed, you add "Kolo?" to the end of every sentence because it confuses your friends but still gets your point across. Basic Duladen- universally translatable even if you have no idea where it comes from.

[Claincy he/him]

When you are on a family holiday in the Australian alps over Easter and are still posting on 17s.

Edited April 19, 2014 by lord Claincy Ffnord

[Kasimir he/him]

When your friends ask you what superpower you'd want and you say, "Surgebinding or Allomancy."

[Left he/him]

And then spend two hours trying to explain it to them.

[Kobold King he/him]

And then spend two hours trying to explain it to them.

When you don't spend any time trying to explain, and just give 'em all copies of Mistborn.

[Gabriele she/her]

When you are totally not surprised that a day after the Cosmere Monopoly suggestion someone on the forum started to create one.

[Sir Jerric he/him]

When you immediately starting working on a scheme to recreate Iron Man's suit with Investiture. Just give a Coinshot a suit of Shardplate...

When you've already been designing a mech suit for a Lurcher two days before reading this comment.

[Observer]

When you wonder if devotion is enough of an emotion to be rioted, and then begin contemplating Cosmere mind control.

[TheArcanist he/him]

When you read the comment above, and immediately wonder if a sufficiently powerful Soother/Rioter could force the Sheod upon someone of Aonic descent.

[Observer]

When you can recognize the power, authority, skill, knowledge, and silliness of any member on this forum based on nothing but their profile picture and a single sentence.

[Kobold King he/him]

When you can recognize the power, authority, skill, knowledge, and silliness of any member on this forum based on nothing but their profile picture and a single sentence.

When you wonder incessantly whether anyone actually knows the reference behind your signature, and you consider posting a topic in General Discussion just to find out.

When you tell someone in real life "Don't Sel yourself short" and wonder why they don't laugh with you.

[Observer]

When you wonder incessantly whether anyone actually knows the reference behind your signature, and you consider posting a topic in General Discussion just to find out.

 

I gave up a long time ago on people getting the joke behind my siggy. Most people see a creepy poem, some people know where it's from, and maybe one person gets the joke. I leave it there to inspire me of the everpresent nature of futility.

 

...when you learn all kinds of new things because of looking up people's siggies.

[Claincy he/him]

When you see that someone is working on cosmere monopoly and think: "That's pretty cool. But just wait till they see the msitborn games I'm working on." =D

(Namely Shelldry and a Mistborn deck building card game.)

[Kobold King he/him]

Words of Radiance spoiler:

When you're outside during a thunderstorm and you worry about being possessed by a voidspren. Or, alternatively, when you try to use a thunderstorm to change forms. (It could happen.)

[Edgedancer he/him]

Words of Radiance spoiler:

When you're outside during a thunderstorm and you worry about being possessed by a voidspren. Or, alternatively, when you try to use a thunderstorm to change forms. (It could happen.)

When you only change clother in thunderstormes.

[Left he/him]

When you wonder if Peeta is a lightweaver.

[Kobold King he/him]

When you spend long hours thinking about how awesome it would be if Batman wielded Nightblood.

[Left he/him]

When in two seconds after reading the above, you decide that Superman would probably be able to use it better.

[Kobold King he/him]

When in two seconds after reading the above, you decide that Superman would probably be able to use it better.

When you say "Nuh uh, Nightblood fits Batman's motif way better." And then you start listing similarities in your head between Bruce Wayne and Vasher.

[Gabriele she/her]

When you read this and think, too bad my novel-in-progress A Land Unconquered is historical fiction because it would be fun to give Arminius a shardblade, and then remember that he kicked the Roman behinds even without one.

[Awesomeness Summoned he/him]

When you see a Galapagos tortoise on the discovery channel and think, if only I could get my hands on one of those, they'd be the perfect chull for a cosplay slave wagon.

[LinkasZelda]

When you internally insult others by thinking they're slower than a wounded Chull.

[Kobold King he/him]

When you internally insult others by thinking they're slower than a wounded Chull.

When you verbally insult others by saying they're slower than wounded chulls, while sitting atop a tall stool.

[Shardbearer he/him]

When you get immense pleasure from reading this epic thread because you started it.