Swimmingly Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When, during the winter, you do random running slides of frozen puddles pretending to be lift. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haradion Drogon Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When you spend your days reading this instead of doing the revision for your final exams... Hmm... Oh... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 ....don't speak of that thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When you run into a bank, wearing an antique suit of armor and a giant sword, then, instead of threatening the teller, try to slice the vault door open. While yelling "Journey before destination, bitches!" at the top of your lungs. Seriously, worst bank robbery EVER. When you think it's funny how many things begin with you being thrown in prison. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When you tell your brother to say, "My life to yours, my Breath become yours" to you, then say, when he asks you why, "No reason." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When, walking through the streets of Paris, you see the word "gaz" everywhere on the ground and every single time think of a great, somewhat endearing, complex, one-eyed Rosharan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardbearer Posted April 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When you have to focus in order to not think about the Realmatics behind the magic systems in every other book you read. When you have to focus REALLY HARD to not think about the Realmatics behind the magic systems in every other non-cosmere Brandon Sanderson book you read. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When you have to focus REALLY HARD to not think about the Realmatics behind the magic systems in every other non-cosmere Brandon Sanderson book you read. When you give in to your desires and come up with grand explanations for how EVERY MAGIC SYSTEM EVER fits with Realmatics, and what Shard Invested in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When you're trying to come up with a magic system for a book, and it just. Keeps. Coming backing to Realmatics. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When you give in to your desires and come up with grand explanations for how EVERY MAGIC SYSTEM EVER fits with Realmatics, and what Shard Invested in it. When your bold attempt to decipher Harry Potter Realmatics disintegrates as you attempt to decide on Patronuses for each major Cosmere characters. Vin's would be either swirling mists or a wolfhound, Kelsier's like fast-growing flowers (in memory of Mare). Vasher's would be a sword, just so he could have a smoky black sword in one hand and a glowing white one in the other. Kaladin's Patronus would be a glowing cyclone, because winds. Shallan gets a skyeel, while Dalinar and Adolin both get Ryshadium. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When you read this Brandon interview and, seeing that the fatal error of transposing "Realmatic" as "romantic" was made, leave a comment (under the name "Sanderfan" no less) reporting to the site the error of their ways. Yes, that was me. I may be whiny, but I need my facts correct. SFFWorld was wrong, and I needed to fix that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When you read this Brandon interview and, seeing that the fatal error of transposing "Realmatic" as "romantic" was made, leave a comment (under the name "Sanderfan" no less) reporting to the site the error of their ways. Yes, that was me. I may be whiny, but I need my facts correct. SFFWorld was wrong, and I needed to fix that. When you look at all the recent shipping threads, and discover that you really wouldn't be surprised if there's a Romantic Realm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When any magic you try writing that works based on perception instantly deteriorates back into Shadesmar phsycs, and when you actually mentally correct other books' magic systems by adding in details that haven't yet been clarified. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When your family is talking about ear piercings and you automatically wonder if someone with Realmatic healing had a piercing that they didn't use and thus didn't really view themselves a pierced would have their piercing sealed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When you're mad at someone and start counting heartbeats in your head. Just don't make odd slashing motions when you reach ten. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When your friend is talking about Elantris and mentions the "Scary Death Pool" and you do a troll face... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) The Stick has spoken! The Stick has spoken! ^When you finally respond to all global sceptics with the words of wisdom from the Stick. Forget cogito ergo sum, the Stick is our only certainty! Edited April 26, 2014 by Kasimir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When you're walking up the stairs with a heavy bag, and imagine Lashing it weightless. When you mentally chop the scenery up with a Shardblade when you're bored. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When in the heat of summer you boldly destroy gnats and mosquitoes with the weapon you have christened as "The Shardswatter". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When you include the people in the "scenery" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When you include the people in the "scenery" Do you hear their screams in your head afterwards? I do. Mostly they say "quit waving your arms around like an idiot." My soul is in such torment... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When you wonder if Captain America's Super Soldier Serum is just a Pewter/Lerasium alloy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When you wonder if Captain America's Super Soldier Serum is just a Pewter/Lerasium alloy. When you wonder what Allomantic and Feruchemical properties Vibranium possesses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When youu map out an Edgedancer parkour course everywhere you go. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When youu map out an Edgedancer parkour course everywhere you go. When you add the Edgdancer having to grow plants, be it trees or vines, into terrain for the parkour course. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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