Kobold King he/him Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 When you find a friend has been waiting for you, so you grip his shoulder and say "I can't go back to the place between Desolations. I just can't." When you then make a gesture as if plunging a sword into the ground, and then walk away, cackling madly as you sense your friend's concerned eyes on the back of your head. 5
Left he/him Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 When you call any insect with no wings and several pairs of legs a Cremling. 4
Kobold King he/him Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 When you call any insect with no wings and several pairs of legs a Cremling. I don't get it. What's odd about that? By the way, any strange noise heard during a storm is obviously a Voidbringer. 3
Left he/him Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 None of the things in this topic are odd in the least When you worry that "If I see someone glowing how will I know whether it's a surgebinder, or someone of the 8-10th heightening." 2
GreyPilgrim he/him Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 None of the things in this topic are odd in the least When you worry that "If I see someone glowing how will I know whether it's a surgebinder, or someone of the 8-10th heightening." When reading this gives you a panic attack because you have no idea. (Although I'm pretty sure Stormlight glowing looks different than Heightening glowing. At least in my head it does.) 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 You can differentiate them by the colour aura of heightenings. Or to phrase it differently, the Surgbinder may glow with awesome light but Investure from Naltis is so fabulous that the entire area begins to glow. 2
GreyPilgrim he/him Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 You can differentiate them by the colour aura of heightenings. Or to phrase it differently, the Surgbinder may glow with awesome light but Investure from Naltis is so fabulous that the entire area begins to glow. I knew there was something, and that was pretty much how I visualized it. Just couldn't remember the exact details. Thank you! You know you're a Sanderfan when you note to yourself you need to file this bit of information so you don't forget it again. 1
Left he/him Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 You know you're a Sanderson Fan, when you seriously consider joining the statistcal rafo movement. I mean that's just insane trying to do that, but it is seriously tempting anyway.
Observer Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 You know you're a Sanderfan when....when.... Honestly, if you need a sign to prove it, you probably aren't... 10
Kasimir he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 You know you're a Sanderfan when you don't need to prove it but think of ways to prove it anyway, just for the fun of it. Because discussing stuff Sanderfans do is always fun 1
Gabriele she/her Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 When reading this gives you a panic attack because you have no idea. (Although I'm pretty sure Stormlight glowing looks different than Heightening glowing. At least in my head it does.) And all those Twilight fans will think it's a vampire. 4
Left he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 You know you're a Sanderfan when you don't need to prove it but think of ways to prove it anyway, just for the fun of it. Because discussing stuff Sanderfans do is always fun That's almost word for word the reply I was thinking of. Upvotes for all! You know you're a Sanderson fan when you say Upvotes like people asking for another round of drinks.
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 Returned are like Twilight vampires: They sparkle They're immortal, but need human life-force every week to survive They're perfect physical specimens Oh wait Never mind They've got character development. Sorry. 16
GreyPilgrim he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 Returned are like Twilight vampires: They sparkle They're immortal, but need human life-force every week to survive They're perfect physical specimens Oh wait Never mind They've got character development. Sorry. Swimmingly, you're currently a Returned. Are you hiding something?? And there is also another major difference: Returned were created by Brandon Sanderson, therefore they are awesome. Vampires are not. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 Relevant quote from the Warbreaker annotations: "In some parts of this world, Returned aren’t worshipped, but instead seen as something akin to vampires. They draw in Breath to survive, and need a supply of people to feed off of. They tend to wear black, since it’s the most powerful color for draining to Awaken things." 2
GreyPilgrim he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 Given that bit from the Annotations, I really want to see a Twilight spoof novel set in one of those parts of Nalthis. Like really badly. 2
Shaggai Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 You know you're a Sanderson Fan, when you seriously consider joining the statistcal rafo movement. I mean that's just insane trying to do that, but it is seriously tempting anyway.You know you're a Sanderfan when the crowning moment of your day is that someone actually considers joining a Sanderson-related movement you started. 1
The Ja he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 You know you're a Sanderfan when you get a huge adrenaline rush/really nervous when you post a theory on the forums. 5
Delightful Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Given that bit from the Annotations, I really want to see a Twilight spoof novel set in one of those parts of Nalthis. Like really badly. You know you're a Sanderfan when you want to write this. Along with some other Sanderson crossover spoofs that have been thrown around as a joke. As if I have the time 3
GreyPilgrim he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 You know you're a Sanderfan when you want to write this. Along with some other Sanderson crossover spoofs that have been thrown around as a joke. As if I have the time When you're sad that you can't do it either, and the reason you don't have time is that all your free time not spent reading is spent on 17th Shard, being a Sanderfan. 2
Delightful Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 When you're sad that you can't do it either, and the reason you don't have time is that all your free time not spent reading is spent on 17th Shard, being a Sanderfan. Especially when you're already spending more time on 17th Shard than you really should be....I mean....uh....All hail 17th Shard! The Shard is dead, long live the Shard! 2
GreyPilgrim he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Especially when you're already spending more time on 17th Shard than you really should be....I mean....uh....All hail 17th Shard! The Shard is dead, long live the Shard! Whatever the 17th Shard is, its Investiture must involve time bending, because I swear time passes five times faster when I'm on here. 4
ivory he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 when you look for sprens while making a drawing you are proud of 6
Kobold King he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 when you look for sprens while making a drawing you are proud of When you wonder if other members are some kind of theoryspren, based on the way they're rapidly attracted to interesting speculation. Wait a minute. What if I'm a theoryspren?? Existential crisis, somebody help! 6
Empyrus he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Whenever i read something and it doesn't match what i recall, i wonder if Ruin has changed the text. 9
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