Ketek Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 When you wonder if other members are some kind of theoryspren, based on the way they're rapidly attracted to interesting speculation. Wait a minute. What if I'm a theoryspren?? Existential crisis, somebody help! At least I don't have to worry about that. I am poemspren... Or maybe symmetryspren...
Left he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Welcome to the shard ivory! Don't worry Kobold, we're all theoryspren. Great authors like Sanderson attract us like moths to a flame. (I've been wanting to use moths to a flame for ages, and this is the first time I've actually been able to put it in a sentence appropriately.) 4
Kobold King he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Welcome to the shard ivory! Don't worry Kobold, we're all theoryspren. Great authors like Sanderson attract us like moths to a flame. (I've been wanting to use moths to a flame for ages, and this is the first time I've actually been able to put it in a sentence appropriately.) Wait a minute... does this mean Peter Ahlstrom is a theoryspren who formed a Nahel bond with Brandon Sanderson? 12
Left he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 *Wiping brain goup from off monitor* I think you just blew my mind. I think I'm going to find a couple random posts of yours and upvote them.... 2
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 When you wonder if other members are some kind of theoryspren, based on the way they're rapidly attracted to interesting speculation. Wait a minute. What if I'm a theoryspren?? Existential crisis, somebody help! [shameless Self Promoting] Well if you look Here... You'll know what we actually are. [/shameless Self Promoting] 1
king of nowhere Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 when you play League of Legends and keep misreading Kassadin as Kaladin
Left he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 When you wonder what Chull dun smells like compared to other farm animals. :Note: I did not say that I was the one wondering this.
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 When you imagine trains as Chasmfiends when you're stuck at a railroad crossing. And your Toyota is a Ryshadium. Your airbag is Shardplate. YOUR AIRBAG IS SHARDPLATE. YOU ARE INVINCIBLE! 1
PorridgeBrick he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 When you imagine trains as Chasmfiends when you're stuck at a railroad crossing. And your Toyota is a Ryshadium. Your airbag is Shardplate. YOUR AIRBAG IS SHARDPLATE. YOU ARE INVINCIBLE! Your airbag may be Shardplate, but your body isn't. I think a collision would not end well. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 When you imagine trains as Chasmfiends when you're stuck at a railroad crossing. And your Toyota is a Ryshadium. Your airbag is Shardplate. YOUR AIRBAG IS SHARDPLATE. YOU ARE INVINCIBLE! And annoying backseat drivers are spren! 1
Baine he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 Whenever i read something and it doesn't match what i recall, i wonder if Ruin has changed the text. This forum should be safe. Computers are made of metal, so the circuitry involved with displaying pixels should be safe, right? ...Right? 2
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 This forum should be safe. Computers are made of metal, so the circuitry involved with displaying pixels should be safe, right? ...Right? Right. Absolutely. Of course. HoA: Now give up the power at the Well of Ascension. At once.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 Except that Ruin Can Change words INSIDE Feruchemist's Metalminds.
Kasimir he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) At least I don't have to worry about that. I am poemspren... Or maybe symmetryspren... When you misread Ketek's 'poemspren' as... Not going there. (I seem to have permanently associated Ketek with dark, evil things.) Edited May 6, 2014 by Kasimir
Ketek Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 When you misread Ketek's 'poemspren' as... Not going there. (I seem to have permanently associated Ketek with dark, evil things.) Y U DO DIS STONEWARD?!
Ketek Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 ...When you scribble the Second Ideal of the Bondsmiths on the desk you're using in the examination hall shortly before the exam begins.
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 Myself, I use a slightly modified Edgedancer ideal: I will remember [that which has] been forgotten 6
Left he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 When you're day is made when one of your topics has got reached two pages! Also when you keep checking top fifty to see how close you are. 2
Ketek Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 Myself, I use a slightly modified Edgedancer ideal: I will remember [that which has] been forgotten "I will unite questions and answers, Testfather. I will bring knowledge together." 3
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 I will study even that I hate, as long as I still have to 2
Kasimir he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 Actually, I find the Ideal that Sanderson mentioned (the Words of the unknown Order) just as effective for a class known as the class of death: "I will stand where others fall." 2
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 To paraphrase the Second Ideal of the Skybreakers: "I will hold the textbook instructions above all else." 2
PorridgeBrick he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 I prefer a variant on Shallan's Ideal. "I murdered my teacher." ... I mean, what? What are we talking about here? Why are you all looking at me like that? 12
Wyndrunner he/him Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 When you watch Pulp Fiction and Samuel L. Jackson says "I will shepherd the weak through the valley of darkness" and you think that it's odd that he hasn't exploded with light yet. 5
Ketek Posted May 7, 2014 Posted May 7, 2014 (edited) Grades before sleep. Studies before parties. Classes before paychecks. I will revise those that cannot revise themselves. Edited May 7, 2014 by Ketek 2
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