Kasimir Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When you wonder how effective a Shardblade would be against zombies. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Bloody Cauthon Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 when you watch X-men and you wonder why magneto doesn't go flying back stopping a truck. then you think that he would be much cooler if he threw himself around pushing off of metal instead of just hovering like he does in the last stand. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 when you watch X-men and you wonder why magneto doesn't go flying back stopping a truck. then you think that he would be much cooler if he threw himself around pushing off of metal instead of just hovering like he does in the last stand. When you wonder if Magneto's helmet is aluminum. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Bloody Cauthon Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 that too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Bloody Cauthon Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 when you read the cosmere puns thread and realize that you understand and laugh (or cry) at all of them 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 When you wonder what Shard is on Earth, and spend hours on Google Maps looking for our Shardpool. When you research Chinese mythology and come across a medieval novel called Investiture of the Gods. When you immediately devote all your resources towards procuring a copy of said book. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 ...When you and your mate get tattoos of the symbols for the God-Metals for Ruin and Preservation to represent the Harmony you become by being together. This is the most heart warming thing I've ever seen. Beautifully done. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 When you see the word 'Inquisitor', and get disappointed and surprised when it's not Mistborn related.When you walk into a bookshop just to see if they're selling Brandon's books. You're illogically angry when they don't, and when they do, yay, but the UK covers are weird anyway. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 When you say "Rust and Ruin" when upset. I sometimes also use "Storms" and I refuse to call Monsoons anything but Highstorms. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I think Feather espouses the more dainty "Harmony!" and "Light above!" Seriously, listen to the Splintercast Reads. It's hilarious. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 When you dislike the phrase "thread necromancy", opting for "thread Awakening" instead. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 When you've begun obsessively checking your rep ranking on 17S, and have the top 50 by rep list bookmarked. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Scardian waffles sound delicious yet suspiciously naughty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 When you realize that 20 years from now, you'll need at least one and a half bookshelves for all the Brandon books that you own, all of them signed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haradion Drogon Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 When you worry that your UK publisher for Sanderson will change, causing you to have a mishmash of different cover sizes/styles for Sanderson's novels... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 When you catch a fish and spend the rest of the day pretending to be Ishikk. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 When you've begun obsessively checking your rep ranking on 17S, and have the top 50 by rep list bookmarked. This. Totally this. I should be inching into the top 50 list very soon. (With this post I am one away. Anyone want to help feed my obsession? ) 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 This. Totally this. I should be inching into the top 50 list very soon. (With this post I am one away. Anyone want to help feed my obsession? ) Welcome to the Top 50. But beware. The T50 is a place of intricate schemes and unfathomable politics. Many do not survive their first month. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Mwahahaha! I have surpassed Chaos, Administrator, Moderator, and Destroyer of Worlds! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 You know you're a Sanderfan when you regularly brag about being on the 17th Shard Top 50 Rep List, only to be met by blank looks. When you grow angry at your family members for not cheering and clapping you on the back every time you go up a spot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Welcome to the Top 50. But beware. The T50 is a place of intricate schemes and unfathomable politics. Many do not survive their first month. I am worthy of the challenge! I now interact with the best! Now only to maintain my title and advance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I´m ashamed. I was so busy with reading the books, discussing them and forging theorys that I didn´t even knew we have a top 50, that is as corrupt as the Alethi court and the Rose empire together. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I´m ashamed. I was so busy with reading the books, discussing them and forging theorys that I didn´t even knew we have a top 50, that is as corrupt as the Alethi court and the Rose empire together. It is what we call the Spikeocracy. No one makes it far on 17S without being spiked into the organization. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Make not your foul accusations,sir! ...unless you care to make a small gift, as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorridgeBrick Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 It is what we call the Spikeocracy. No one makes it far on 17S without being spiked into the organization. And with every person we surpass, we get another Spike. The people in the top ten are so heavily Spiked that they must send holograms to interact with the public in their place for fear of detection. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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