You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[LinkasZelda]

When you and your friend decide you HAVE to get married and have children, only to name them Kaladin and Tien.

Edited April 17, 2014 by LinkasZelda

[Kobold King he/him]

When you start using Rock's speech patterns in everyday conversation. This thing, it happens to everyone, yes?

[Khyrindor he/him]

This thing, you see, I like this very much.

[Observer]

When you think the highground actually helps you think better too.

[Terra of Roshar she/her]

When you've read WoR four times already and have both the KR chart and the Ars Arcanum chart memorized, but still feel insufficient because you can't write in Alethi and don't know all the allomantic symbols and Aons.

[Kobold King he/him]

When you feel bad when someone asks who the Elsecaller's Herald was, and you have an emotional breakdown because you don't know the answer off the top of your head.

[Delightful]

When someone asks you a question and you cant remember if the answer is obvious, an easter egg, or a WoB.

[Kobold King he/him]

When you're surprised when someone in real life doesn't know the identities of Blunt, Grump, and Thinker. When you frequently refer to "Mr. T" without talking about the A-Team.

[Khyrindor he/him]

When you have friends that don't like to read and you say "UGH HOW CAN YOU LIVE?!" 

[TheArcanist he/him]

When you read through a book over lunch, then have in-depth discussions about it with the teacher. Yeah... roughly 100 pages an hour. If I really wanted to, I could finish Words of Radiance in a day.

[Gaz he/him]

If you spend half an hour reading this thread even though Iron Man is coming on TV.

 

When your high-school age and everyone thinks your a freak because you can read over 1000 pages in four days.

 

What, you needed four days??

[TheArcanist he/him]

When you consider how much easier exams would be if you were a Feruchemist

[Kasimir he/him]

When your prof asks your class who writes/wrote the best fantasy, and in the midst of the people going, "Tolkien!", "George R. R. Martin!", "Robert Jordan!" etc, you say: "Brandon Sanderson."

[Khyrindor he/him]

When you wish you lived in the book, because the characters lives are cooler than yours.

[Kobold King he/him]

If you spend half an hour reading this thread even though Iron Man is coming on TV.

When you immediately starting working on a scheme to recreate Iron Man's suit with Investiture. Just give a Coinshot a suit of Shardplate...

[Observer]

When you can see something that anybody else would call a plot hole, but instead instantly decide that something fishy is going on.

 

Basically, you get permanently locked into full Watsonian view.

[Khyrindor he/him]

If you spend half an hour reading this thread even though Iron Man is coming on TV.

What, it took you half an hour?

Edited April 17, 2014 by Khyrindor

[Left he/him]

When you hop up and down for 10 minutes because you've finally met someone else who's read Sanderson and knows the Cosmere.

 

When you feel like a idiot because you don't know Alethi, Aeons, Allomantic symbols, and you don't have the entire works of Brandon with dog ears and bookmarks showing all the easter eggs.

 

And I have a giant piece of paper that has all the worlds with their shards,magics, worldhoppers, and timeline.

[Shaggai]

When you start reciting the Vorin names of the Heralds (that you can remember) under your breath to stave off boredom.

[Left he/him]

When you find yourself laughing at other authors simple one world, one really basic magic system, and one secret society.

[Kobold King he/him]

When you're convinced that all sitcoms are set on the same planet, ruled by the Shards Misunderstanding and Overreaction.

[Left he/him]

When the happiest moment in your life is when you realize that Peter Ahlstrom's parents live near you, and so Sanderson does a signing there every time.  

[Kasimir he/him]

When you start getting suspicious when you take a shower, because, spren.

[Left he/him]

When you keep checking your cuts/scratches/etc. for Rot Spren.

[Gabriele she/her]

And then look for knobweed to clean them.