LinkasZelda Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) When you and your friend decide you HAVE to get married and have children, only to name them Kaladin and Tien. Edited April 17, 2014 by LinkasZelda 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you start using Rock's speech patterns in everyday conversation. This thing, it happens to everyone, yes? 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 This thing, you see, I like this very much. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you think the highground actually helps you think better too. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra of Roshar she/her Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you've read WoR four times already and have both the KR chart and the Ars Arcanum chart memorized, but still feel insufficient because you can't write in Alethi and don't know all the allomantic symbols and Aons. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you feel bad when someone asks who the Elsecaller's Herald was, and you have an emotional breakdown because you don't know the answer off the top of your head. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When someone asks you a question and you cant remember if the answer is obvious, an easter egg, or a WoB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you're surprised when someone in real life doesn't know the identities of Blunt, Grump, and Thinker. When you frequently refer to "Mr. T" without talking about the A-Team. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you have friends that don't like to read and you say "UGH HOW CAN YOU LIVE?!" 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArcanist he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you read through a book over lunch, then have in-depth discussions about it with the teacher. Yeah... roughly 100 pages an hour. If I really wanted to, I could finish Words of Radiance in a day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 If you spend half an hour reading this thread even though Iron Man is coming on TV. When your high-school age and everyone thinks your a freak because you can read over 1000 pages in four days. What, you needed four days?? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArcanist he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you consider how much easier exams would be if you were a Feruchemist 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When your prof asks your class who writes/wrote the best fantasy, and in the midst of the people going, "Tolkien!", "George R. R. Martin!", "Robert Jordan!" etc, you say: "Brandon Sanderson." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you wish you lived in the book, because the characters lives are cooler than yours. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 If you spend half an hour reading this thread even though Iron Man is coming on TV. When you immediately starting working on a scheme to recreate Iron Man's suit with Investiture. Just give a Coinshot a suit of Shardplate... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you can see something that anybody else would call a plot hole, but instead instantly decide that something fishy is going on. Basically, you get permanently locked into full Watsonian view. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) If you spend half an hour reading this thread even though Iron Man is coming on TV. What, it took you half an hour? Edited April 17, 2014 by Khyrindor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you hop up and down for 10 minutes because you've finally met someone else who's read Sanderson and knows the Cosmere. When you feel like a idiot because you don't know Alethi, Aeons, Allomantic symbols, and you don't have the entire works of Brandon with dog ears and bookmarks showing all the easter eggs. And I have a giant piece of paper that has all the worlds with their shards,magics, worldhoppers, and timeline. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you start reciting the Vorin names of the Heralds (that you can remember) under your breath to stave off boredom. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 When you find yourself laughing at other authors simple one world, one really basic magic system, and one secret society. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 When you're convinced that all sitcoms are set on the same planet, ruled by the Shards Misunderstanding and Overreaction. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 When the happiest moment in your life is when you realize that Peter Ahlstrom's parents live near you, and so Sanderson does a signing there every time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir he/him Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 When you start getting suspicious when you take a shower, because, spren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 When you keep checking your cuts/scratches/etc. for Rot Spren. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele she/her Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 And then look for knobweed to clean them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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