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1 hour ago, Lego Mistborn said:

Actually, it seems TwiLyght just started to be active again. There were a few posts from them, but most SU's from what I could see when I looked at their profile.

I mostly just had some ideas for FWH memes and wanted to share them with people who'd appreciate them. :P 

4 hours ago, Trutharchivist said:

Well, I've had to read back on the PM to find out you wrote mostly nothing, and from what I've seen - that tracks. It's the only book you said you weren't going to foreread.

Hmm. Maybe I could meme you out of this... Is there a meme for making a choice then regretting it? 

How deep of a regret are we talking? On a scale of

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with 

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sitting at the midpoint, where does this level of regret fall? 

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Well, I finished Frugal Wizard, and let me tell you, it went in a different direction than I'd thought. A much better direction. 

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Poor John has so much self-loathing that it seemed like the narrative would back up his assumption about Ryan, but it did not. And I'm happy to report that….

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I still need to read the other Secret Projects, but I did enjoy that one.

Still, I'm going to assume that Ryan was fired and Jen was arrested shortly after they returned to Seattle, because that thought sparks joy. 🥷 

 

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On 2/22/2024 at 2:03 PM, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Well, I finished Frugal Wizard, and let me tell you, it went in a different direction than I'd thought. A much better direction. 

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Poor John has so much self-loathing that it seemed like the narrative would back up his assumption about Ryan, but it did not. And I'm happy to report that….

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I still need to read the other Secret Projects, but I did enjoy that one.

Still, I'm going to assume that Ryan was fired and Jen was arrested shortly after they returned to Seattle, because that thought sparks joy. 🥷 

 

I was assuming that Ryan and Jen would be honored, but, whatever.

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Major spoilers for Yumi and the Nightmare Painter ahead. 

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First off, I've got to say the character development in this story is a real bait-and-switch in the best way possible. 

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What I mean by that is that there's a huge contrast between how Hoid depicts Painter in early chapters….

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….and how Yumi comes across at the midpoint….

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….with how they both actually are. 

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This marks the second time I've thought Sanderson was going to use one of my least favorite tropes and turned out to be completely wrong.

You know who else was completely wrong? Torish scholars. 

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Not the best plan there, guys. 

Yumi, however, was right about the power of creation. Like, more right than should have been possible. 

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Ah, well. It's a nice ending regardless. I liked the bittersweet one I thought we were going to get, but it's still a nice ending. 

Turns out, though, that the real losers in this story are the corporations in Kilahito. 

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I mean, yes, it seems like the Dreamwatch was little more than an excuse for spoiled rich kids to sit on their butts all day. But I'm sure some of them would want to "redeem themselves" by doing everything wrong in their new jobs as CFOs or board members or whatever other positions allowed them to ruin the rank-and-file's lives. 

 

Overall, an excellent story. Highly recommend. 

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As my two-thousandth, two-hundredth, twenty-second post, I wanted to do something a little special. So, I think now is the best time to dump a stockpile of memes I made (plus one I found earlier today). Enjoy :)

Mistborn spoilers;

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Basically whenever a Hemalurgist encounters any sort of problem;

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More Mistborn spoilers;

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Scadrians once general knowledge of Hemalurgy gets out;

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Probably counts as a Mistborn spoiler;

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When a Zinc Ferring and a Steel Ferring both fight the same guy;

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Era 2 Mistborn spoilers;

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Basically, this is how all of Wax and Wayne's interactions go;

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Warbreaker spoilers;

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When Awakeners are asked if they need help with something;

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Mistborn Secret History spoilers;

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When Kelsier was trying to convince Spook to experiment with Hemalurgy;

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Just to be on the safe side, Mistborn spoilers;

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Preservation's attitude;

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Stormlight and Mistborn spoilers;

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And finally, this is the interaction I envision when a Surgebinding champion duels a Fullborn. Clearly, the fight is very one-sided;

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Aaaaaand, that's all I've got for right now. Hope you got a good laugh! :D

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5 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

All a Windrunner world need to do to that is to stay high enough in the air

I don't know... a full born (like the Lord Ruler) could do a lot, specifically with steel and duralumin and weight storing, plus compounding, I don't think a Windrunner just being really high would put them out of a fullborn's reach.

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1 hour ago, Pineap-spider said:

I don't know... a full born (like the Lord Ruler) could do a lot, specifically with steel and duralumin and weight storing, plus compounding, I don't think a Windrunner just being really high would put them out of a fullborn's reach.

There's waaaay too many factors to make either claim. What era are we talking about? Are they on Roshar in the middle of rocky nothingness or a planet with cities full of metal? If the Windrunner is 5th ideal and they are up against a full born, do they both have years of combat experience? Does the windrunner have an oxygen supply...can they shoot up to the mesosphere and either escape the fullborn or see if -120 freezes them solid? Or maybe shoot up to the the exosphere and see if cooking at 2200-2700 degrees does the trick (We've already seen living plate withstand extreme temperatures)? If the full born gets that high..can the windrunner hit them hard enough to force them out into space? Would near absolute zero kill a fullborn? We know that at some point shardplate is fine in space..sooooo?

I do agree that compounding makes for ridiculous amounts of power compared to other Cosmere abilities..but matching them head to head has to take a bunch of other factors into account.

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The problem with abbreviating Brandon books (especially in the context of a certain upcoming novel...):

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*Sometime in 2025*

Q: What are you reading?

A: WaT.

Q: I said, what are you reading?

A: WaT.

Q: I said, what are you reading?!

A. WaT!

Q: Are you deaf?

A: No! I said, I'm reading Wat?

Q: You're reading...what?

A: Yes, I am!

 

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