The Funeral of Edema Rue('s Being on the Shard)

[TwinStorm He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Vyz realizes it’s all the homework’s fault. “Who wants to join me,” he said,”to defeat the homework!”

"I will join!" declares Storm, who promptly rips open a stranger's backpack and starts stabbing at random pieces of paper. "Die! Die! Die! For Eddie!"

Edited October 20, 2024 by Twinstorm

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

15 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Vyz realizes it’s all the homework’s fault. “Who wants to join me,” he said,”to defeat the homework!”

"Shouldn't we just . . . complete the homework?"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Shouldn't we just . . . complete the homework?"

“Eeeeehhh it’s probably too late.”

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Vyz realizes it’s all the homework’s fault. “Who wants to join me,” he said,”to defeat the homework!”

 

Darkern edgier hisses at the mention of homework.

"Tssssssss! doth not speak the evil's name!"

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Shouldn't we just . . . complete the homework?"

"That is what the beast wants!" cries out Storm as he jabs the homework full of holes.

 

11 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

"Tssssssss! doth not speak the evil's name!"

"Another one! Come help us slay That-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named!" 

[The H]

On 10/18/2024 at 1:04 AM, Spark of Hope said:

"A month ago was the last visit of a legend," Spark said. "We loved her, and she loved us. Eddie wasn't a nerd, but she took the place of one in our hearts. She loved theatre and roleplaying, music and Sanderson. She had a love-hate relationship with biking, wrote amazing short stories, debated, and played violin.

"She was overwhelmed with her schoolwork, unfortunately, and she had to leave us. Perhaps, someday, she will return, but for now, she is gone. Until we know, we will miss her."

Spark paused. "Would anyone like to approach the podium to say anything else?"

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I am dissapointed that I wasn't even tagged. I salute our fallen non-nerd, but most importantly, our friend. 

Edited October 21, 2024 by The H

[Through the Living Hope]

2 minutes ago, The H said:

I am dissapointed that I wasn't even tagged. I salute our fallen non-nerd, but most importantly, our friend. 

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Sorry. Lots of people know her

 

[Aeoryi she/her]

8 minutes ago, Twinstorm said:

"That is what the beast wants!" cries out Storm as he jabs the homework full of holes.

 

"Another one! Come help us slay That-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named!" 

The homework casts a spell:

Solve by hand under the domain of all real numbers: cos 2x = 2 cos x

[The H]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

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Sorry. Lots of people know her

 

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All g, just needed a segue lol

 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

The homework casts a spell:

Solve by hand under the domain of all real numbers: cos 2x = 2 cos x

"Ahhh!" cries Storm, staggering back. "Quick! Get help! Burn it!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

The homework casts a spell:

Solve by hand under the domain of all real numbers: cos 2x = 2 cos x

Even Glass hates that.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

 Darkern gasps, as if being freed from something, then starts stomping on @SpiritOfWrath's leafeon, that has somehow re-animated and entered the funeral. he then, calmly lets loose his flamethrower onto the plant fox. "burn, zombie." he mutters with mild discontent.

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*=)

 

[Aeoryi she/her]

37 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Even Glass hates that.

The homework offers "Round to nearest hundredth" as if to offer a compromise 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

The homework offers "Round to nearest hundredth" as if to offer a compromise 

"No compromises with darkness. Only... death!" Storm calls out dramatically, raising his sword above his head to strike That-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named down.

[Aeoryi she/her]

6 minutes ago, Twinstorm said:

"No compromises with darkness. Only... death!" Storm calls out dramatically, raising his sword above his head to strike That-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named down.

The trigonometric identity quickly evolved. 

Cos 2x = 2cos x

Cos^2 x - Sin^2 x = Cos x + cot x / csc x

Cos^2 x + cos^ 2 x = cos x + cot x / csc x + 1

2 cos^2 x = cos (x/2)cos(x/2) - sin(x/2)sin(x/2) + cot x / csc x

It would soon become impossible to solve. Time was running out and my knowledge of trig identities

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

The trigonometric identity quickly evolved. 

Cos 2x = 2cos x

Cos^2 x - Sin^2 x = Cos x + cot x / csc x

Cos^2 x + cos^ 2 x = cos x + cot x / csc x + 1

2 cos^2 x = cos (x/2)cos(x/2) - sin(x/2)sin(x/2) + cot x / csc x

It would soon become impossible to solve. Time was running out and my knowledge of trig identities

"Help! Help!" cries Storm in agony as the math sears him and forces him to drop his sword. "Anybody? Please..."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

21 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

The homework offers "Round to nearest hundredth" as if to offer a compromise 

Glass still didn't like it.

 

3 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

The trigonometric identity quickly evolved. 

Cos 2x = 2cos x

Cos^2 x - Sin^2 x = Cos x + cot x / csc x

Cos^2 x + cos^ 2 x = cos x + cot x / csc x + 1

2 cos^2 x = cos (x/2)cos(x/2) - sin(x/2)sin(x/2) + cot x / csc x

It would soon become impossible to solve. Time was running out and my knowledge of trig identities

Glass sighed and pulled out her calculator, then walked over to the homework.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass sighed and pulled out her calculator, then walked over to the homework.

"Please! Glass, save meeeeee!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

how did this devolve into hw

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Twinstorm said:

"Please! Glass, save meeeeee!"

Glass pulled the homework off of him and set it on the ground.

Then, with her calculator, she-

 

 

 

 

 

 

-PULLED OUT A LIGHTER AND SET IT ON FIRE.

"KILL IT!" she screamed.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass pulled the homework off of him and set it on the ground.

Then, with her calculator, she-

 

 

 

 

-PULLED OUT A LIGHTER AND SET IT ON FIRE.

"KILL IT!" she screamed.

"Yes!" cried Storm triumphantly, despite the pain. "Die!"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Vyz blinks back to reality. He notices all the chaos around him. “What have I done,” he whispers. He stumbles out of the funeral, trying to get away from this chaos of his own doing.

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Oh my gosh this is chaos

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Vyz blinks back to reality. He notices all the chaos around him. “What have I done,” he whispers. He stumbles out of the funeral, trying to get away from this chaos of his own doing.

 

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Isn't is beautiful

Glass had the homework pinned to the ground as it burned.

"DIE, TRIG IDENTITIES! DIIIIIIE!"

[BlueWildRye he/him]

@Edema Rue 

Just for fun...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

7 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

@Edema Rue 

Just for fun...

Now imagine she appears.