The Funeral of Edema Rue('s Being on the Shard)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, J. Magi said:

Jm goes up to the podium and adjusts the mike before speaking.

"this just in--"

(Message from Eddie, sent by Email. I was going to just paste in a screenshot of what she said, but the site is having trouble with people uploading images rn. I told her about this thread, and this was her response lol:)

Oh my scudding c h a s m s Hope is amazing, tell her I miss herrrrrrr

And someone better blow up my funeral and cause an epic quest of vengeance in my name (my real one and that one) 

I cackled so hard at that—I love the shard you guys are my favorite—

Glass pulled out a stick of dynamite and a lighter.

I mean, if it's her (not-so) dying wish , , ,

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 hour ago, J. Magi said:

And someone better blow up my funeral and cause an epic quest of vengeance in my name (my real one and that one) 

"I never knew her," Storm says quietly, as he pulls his sword out of his sheath, "but if that is what she wants then who can deny her her dying wish?" 

[Mags she/they]

55 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass pulled out a stick of dynamite and a lighter.

I mean, if it's her (not-so) dying wish , , ,

51 minutes ago, Twinstorm said:

"I never knew her," Storm says quietly, as he pulls his sword out of his sheath, "but if that is what she wants then who can deny her her dying wish?" 

Jm nods silently, and then starts lighting dynamite.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Vyz jolts up as he realizes everyone is holding a stick of dynamite. He quickly unholsters his pistols saying, “is this a terrorist attack or a funeral?!?” 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

34 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Vyz jolts up as he realizes everyone is holding a stick of dynamite. He quickly unholsters his pistols saying, “is this a terrorist attack or a funeral?!?” 

"Funeral." Glass hands Vyz a stick of lit dynamite.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"Funeral." Glass hands Vyz a stick of lit dynamite.

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I’m holding two pistols, how am I supposed to carry that?

Vyz jumps as Glass drops a stick of dynamite at his feet. He runs out of the building as fast as he can.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Vyz jumps as Glass drops a stick of dynamite at his feet. He runs out of the building as fast as he can.

"We're in a building?" She looked around at the building.

"We're in a building."

She dragged Vyz back in by his ankles, laughing. "IT'S WHAT EDDIE WOULD HAVE WANTED."

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"We're in a building?" She looked around at the building.

"We're in a building."

She dragged Vyz back in by his ankles, laughing. "IT'S WHAT EDDIE WOULD HAVE WANTED."

“What in the world are you doing!?” Vyz screams. He points his pistols and  shoots her hands, trying to free himself from the unnaturally tight grip.

[Through the Living Hope]

Spark smiled at the chaos. “This one’s for you, Edema Rue.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

“What in the world are you doing!?” Vyz screams. He points his pistols and  shoots her hands, trying to free himself from the unnaturally tight grip.

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VYZ WHERE DID THAT COME FROM 

Too bad they were Nerf pistols. Oh well.

Glass tied him up next to where JM was standing.

@J. Magi

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JM you're still holding the lit dynamite, yeah?

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

Spark smiled at the chaos. “This one’s for you, Edema Rue.”

Vyz stops for a moment to say, “Hey that rhymes,” then continues to struggle.

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Too bad they were Nerf pistols. Oh well.

Glass tied him up next to where JM was standing.

@J. Magi

 

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IM ABOUT TO GET BLOWN UP WHAT WOULD YOU DO

“Just please throw away the dynamite,” Vyz says to JM with pleading eyes.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Vyz stops for a moment to say, “Hey that rhymes,” then continues to struggle.

“Just please throw away the dynamite,” Vyz says to JM with pleading eyes.

Glass discretely nudges a stick closer to Vyz, just out of his reach.

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I'm laughing so hard right now you have no idea

I'm so tired y'all but I have to stay up 'til one babysitting

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass discretely nudges a stick closer to Vyz, just out of his reach.

 

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I would never babysit, it’s too difficult.

Vyz starts scooting his chair towards the exit, feeling a bit of déjà vu while doing it. For good measure, he looks up in search of F-22s.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Vyz starts scooting his chair towards the exit, feeling a bit of déjà vu while doing it. For good measure, he looks up in search of F-22s.

Glass duct-tapes the chair to the wall.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass duct-tapes the chair to the wall.

“Oh come on,” Vyz says, he still struggles in the chair as the lit fuse continues to burn out.

Edited October 19, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

“Oh come on,” Vyz says, he still struggles in the chair as the lit fuse continues to burn out.

I cackle as the flame gets closer and closer until-

It explodes in a shower of glitter!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I cackle as the flame gets closer and closer until-

It explodes in a shower of glitter!

Vyz’s face turns from fearful to stone-cold, he looks at his glitter-covered clothes in anger.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Vyz’s face turns from fearful to stone-cold, he looks at his glitter-covered clothes in anger.

"What?" Glass asks when she sees his face.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"What?" Glass asks when she sees his face.

“Do you realize how hard it is to wash out glitter?” He says with malice.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"What?" Glass asks when she sees his face.

“Yeah,” Haly told him. “It’s not like glitter is annoying or anything.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

“Do you realize how hard it is to wash out glitter?” He says with malice.

"Yeah."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

6 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

“Do you realize how hard it is to wash out glitter?” He says with malice.

Storm winces in the background, feeling bad for Vyz, but also pulls a stick of dynamite.

[Through the Living Hope]

Spark played Taps on her trombone. 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

after the dynamite goes off, coating a bunch of the place in glitter, a guy(?) in a suit of edgy armor walks in and drops a Jolteon, Glaceon, Espeon, and Umbreon into the (empty, except for a mannequin wearing eddie's clothes,) casket, before sealing it shut and burying the box, eeveelutions and all. 

He then pulls out a flamethrower and loads a canister filled with a salty, spicy, sour substance. 

*=)

Edited October 19, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

“Do you realize how hard it is to wash out glitter?” He says with malice.

"I mean, if it makes you feel better, one of the sticks is actually dynamite. I don't remember which though."