Zea mays she/her Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Granted. This repeating image is now stuck permanently in your head, crowding out all other thought. I wish I was a little bit taller. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 A pair of high-heeled shoes is permanently fused to your feet. I wish to wield Nightblood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 A pair of high-heeled shoes is permanently fused to your feet. I wish to wield Nightblood. You die because you lack the needed Investure and that isn´t even your curse.... I´ll spare you one. Someone else take the actual curse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link Start he/him Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Well, you posted no wish, so I'm going to give you Kobold's curse... You will feel sick like you would if you touched Nightblood, and vomit.I wish for single popcorn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Granted. You get a strong independent popcorn that don't need no man. I wish for a lionturtle. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Granted. But lionturtle doesn't ever come out of it's shell. I wish for a future copy of Stones Unhallowed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok she/her Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Granted. But lionturtle doesn't ever come out of it's shell. I wish for a future copy of Stones Unhallowed. Granted, but it's burnt beyond legibility because it's from a Post-Apocalyptic nightmare future. I wish for the motivation to stop procrastinating. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Granted. You now have a Pychotic Epic behind you, threatening you whenever you stop Working. (Are you procrastinating by being on this site? "Cause I am.) I wish for somebody to go through the threads and find my Old profile Picture with the two Loaded Dice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok she/her Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) (Are you procrastinating by being on this site? "Cause I am.) I wish for somebody to go through the threads and find my Old profile Picture with the two Loaded Dice. Yes I am. Also, I tried to find your old pic, and managed to get to a version of your profile in which you had only 54 Rep points using the awesome powers I accidentally discovered in the Aetae mystery thread: http://www.shardlabs.net/forum/user/9328-the-only-joe/ Unfortunately it still had your current profile pic. When did you change it? Without that knowledge, I'm not sure I can grant your wish. As such I will not ask a boon, and consider your wish still open. EDIT: Looks like the Time Rift I discovered takes one back to March this year, so I can only assume you changed it before then. Edited October 22, 2014 by Kadrok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Interesting. I've had this Pic since August. Let me see If I can find it, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok she/her Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Interesting. I've had this Pic since August. Let me see If I can find it, Then I can only assume that my Time Rift still preserves some elements of the present. Sorry. I tried. EDIT: Wait. I have an idea. Have you always had the screen name "The Only Joe" or have you changed it at any point (even briefly)? Edited October 22, 2014 by Kadrok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard he/him Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 He's changed it. Check for the point where he changed it to "I'm trolling Xanas" in May. I wish Kadrok would also find out why Joe changed his name to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Hey guys, guys. I'm in charge of granting your boons and inflicting your curses now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Ha, I just saw that you're the Nightwatcher, very funny. Are you going to grant 18th Shard's wish or should I? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Granted: I changed my name to that in Sanderson Elimination Long Game, 5? Xanas had changed his name to reveal his Role, than changed it back. I changed my name to Troll Xanas. You Curse is being unable to use any Vowel except for U in your next Post. I wish for a Clever Curse that Limits what I can Type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) Granted. You can only type in Pig Latin, but cannot use a, s, t, n, or r. You wished for a curse, so your bane is to not use o, p, (, ), @, or ?. I wish for Lift to come steal my dinner. Edited October 24, 2014 by Windreader 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
signspace13 he/him Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 granted, but you never see her because she used her awesomeness to hide from you. I wish for a GTX 980. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Granted, but every computer you use will run on windows '98. I wish for a really cool hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 You get a cool fedora. And a week's worth of paperwork to do for the government of Macedonia. I wish to be a Twinborn Bendalloy compounder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Rope he/him Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Your metal minds run out of space when you are compounding so your stomach explodes. I wish to be a full Shardbearer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystin Radiant Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Granted. You become a full Shardbearer... But every time you summon your blade, you hear its screams of pain while simultaneously hearing another voice in your head that tells you you should kill every person you see. I wish I were a worldhopping Oculator with a pair of translator's lenses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Granted. You become a full Shardbearer... But every time you summon your blade, you hear its screams of pain while simultaneously hearing another voice in your head that tells you you should kill every person you see. I wish I were a worldhopping Oculator with a pair of translator's lenses. Granted. Every time you worldhop, somebody dies. I wish I was a Mistborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Rope he/him Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Granted. You become a full Shardbearer... But every time you summon your blade, you hear its screams of pain while simultaneously hearing another voice in your head that tells you you should kill every person you see. Well I can still use the shardplate Granted. Every time you worldhop, somebody dies. I wish I was a Mistborn. Your become a half skaa Mistborn in the time of the final empire. The inquistors hunt you down and use you for spikes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 I do believe... You forgot a wish. You get your curse. I wish I had Royal Locks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killersquirrel59 he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Granted but the power only applies to your nose hair. I wish for the ability to take back my wish and cancel my curse once I find out what my curse is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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