Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Edgedancer he/him]

A pair of high-heeled shoes is permanently fused to your feet.

 

I wish to wield Nightblood.

You die because you lack the needed Investure and that isn´t even your curse.... I´ll spare you one. Someone else take the actual curse.

[Link Start he/him]

 Well, you posted no wish, so I'm going to give you Kobold's curse... You will feel sick like you would if you touched Nightblood, and vomit.

I wish for single popcorn.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Granted. You get a strong independent popcorn that don't need no man.

 

I wish for a lionturtle. 

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. But lionturtle doesn't ever come out of it's shell.

I wish for a future copy of Stones Unhallowed.

[Kadrok she/her]

Granted. But lionturtle doesn't ever come out of it's shell.

I wish for a future copy of Stones Unhallowed.

Granted, but it's burnt beyond legibility because it's from a Post-Apocalyptic nightmare future.

 

I wish for the motivation to stop procrastinating.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted. You now have a Pychotic Epic behind you, threatening you whenever you stop Working.

 

(Are you procrastinating by being on this site? "Cause I am.)

 

I wish for somebody to go through the threads and find my Old profile Picture with the two Loaded Dice.

[Kadrok she/her]

(Are you procrastinating by being on this site? "Cause I am.)

 

I wish for somebody to go through the threads and find my Old profile Picture with the two Loaded Dice.

Yes I am. Also, I tried to find your old pic, and managed to get to a version of your profile in which you had only 54 Rep points using the awesome powers I accidentally discovered in the Aetae mystery thread: http://www.shardlabs.net/forum/user/9328-the-only-joe/

 

Unfortunately it still had your current profile pic. When did you change it? Without that knowledge, I'm not sure I can grant your wish. As such I will not ask a boon, and consider your wish still open.

 

EDIT: Looks like the Time Rift I discovered takes one back to March this year, so I can only assume you changed it before then.

Edited October 22, 2014 by Kadrok

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Interesting. I've had this Pic since August. Let me see If I can find it,

[Kadrok she/her]

Interesting. I've had this Pic since August. Let me see If I can find it,

Then I can only assume that my Time Rift still preserves some elements of the present. Sorry. I tried.

 

EDIT: Wait. I have an idea. Have you always had the screen name "The Only Joe" or have you changed it at any point (even briefly)?

Edited October 22, 2014 by Kadrok

[18th Shard he/him]

He's changed it. Check for the point where he changed it to "I'm trolling Xanas" in May.

 

I wish Kadrok would also find out why Joe changed his name to that.

[Kobold King he/him]

Hey guys, guys.

 

I'm in charge of granting your boons and inflicting your curses now.

[Windreader she/her]

Ha, I just saw that you're the Nightwatcher, very funny. Are you going to grant 18th Shard's wish or should I?

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted: I changed my name to that in Sanderson Elimination Long Game, 5? Xanas had changed his name to reveal his Role, than changed it back. I changed my name to Troll Xanas. You Curse is being unable to use any Vowel except for U in your next Post.

 

I wish for a Clever Curse that Limits what I can Type.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You can only type in Pig Latin, but cannot use a, s, t, n, or r. You wished for a curse, so your bane is to not use o, p, (, ), @, or ?.

I wish for Lift to come steal my dinner.

Edited October 24, 2014 by Windreader

[signspace13 he/him]

granted, but you never see her because she used her awesomeness to hide from you.

 

 

I wish for a GTX 980.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, but every computer you use will run on windows '98.

 

I wish for a really cool hat.

[Curiosity he/him]

You get a cool fedora. And a week's worth of paperwork to do for the government of Macedonia.

 

I wish to be a Twinborn Bendalloy compounder. 

[Fallen Rope he/him]

Your metal minds run out of space when you are compounding so your stomach explodes.

 

I wish to be a full Shardbearer.

[Crystin Radiant]

Granted. You become a full Shardbearer... But every time you summon your blade, you hear its screams of pain while simultaneously hearing another voice in your head that tells you you should kill every person you see.

I wish I were a worldhopping Oculator with a pair of translator's lenses.

[Fallen Rope he/him]

Granted. You become a full Shardbearer... But every time you summon your blade, you hear its screams of pain while simultaneously hearing another voice in your head that tells you you should kill every person you see.

Well I can still use the shardplate 

 

 

Granted. Every time you worldhop, somebody dies.

I wish I was a Mistborn. 

Your become a half skaa Mistborn in the time of the final empire. The inquistors hunt you down and use you for spikes.

[Windreader she/her]

I do believe... You forgot a wish. You get your curse.

I wish I had Royal Locks.

[killersquirrel59 he/him]

Granted but the power only applies to your nose hair.

 

I wish for the ability to take back my wish and cancel my curse once I find out what my curse is.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, but this ability is only valid on leap years.

 

I wish to be a real Nightwatcher.

[Steel he/him]

Granted, the Nightwatcher steals your soul and your essence, and imbues it into herself, so you become it, in a weird way.

 

I wish I had a Razer Blade Pro. http://www.razerzone.com/store/razer-blade-pro

Edited October 26, 2014 by Steel

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. It is invisible, so you never find it.

I wish for a Shardhairbrush.