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Windreader

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  1. Granted, but everything you touch is set on fire. I wish to undo my last bane.
  2. Grant_d. Any transportation you tak_ will now app_ar as a fluff ball. I wish to b_ abl_ to typ_ th_ l_tt_r "_" again. (I wish to be able to type the letter "e" again)
  3. Granted. You also get a kitten made of fire, which accidentally burns stuff. I wish to not have been banned (a curse I got long, long ago, and haven't wished away yet).
  4. I wish for Chaos' Banhammer to not slip.
  5. Granted. You break your finger and need to see a doctor. I wish people weren't too busy to talk Cosmere.
  6. Granted. You have no taste or smell. I wish everyone were not dead. I wouldn't have anyone to fangirl about Stormlight with
  7. Granted. Each character gets stuck in a different dimension than the others. I wish to not think everyone was dead. It's not fun.
  8. Granted. Now all dogs don't like to be around you. I wish people didn't think I was dead again.
  9. So awesome! Is there a way I could use these on an Apple mobile device? I would love to use a few of these, but I don't know how...
  10. Granted. It is so awesome, it gets slick and slides away. I wish people could speak normally.
  11. Granted. People are always trying to use you so that they will have good luck too. I wish people would be able to stop laughing after a while.
  12. Granted. You now feel fireplace-ish. I wish people were happy I'm still alive.
  13. Granted. You don't have buildings designed to weather high storms, though, only Everstorms. Good luck! I wish that people didn't think I was dead.
  14. I'm female. Nothing much for me to say on that other that you should be yourself, no matter what social expectations there are. A girl should be able to have a "guy's" hairstyle, and a guy should be able to wear a skirt. I'm sure it is, but personally, I like having a younger sister.
  15. Granted. The Honor Spren is a spren, though, so nothing you do affects her. Even though you're Batman. Your bane is to always feel like there is something you are forgetting. I wish to not HAVE to wish away my banes. I most likely will anyway, and I was cursed to wish away banes a while ago, so I'm wishing that particular bane away. Totally not bending rules here.
  16. I think Kaladin will have a tough time convincing people he's not a deserter. I mean, he's got a generic uniform and a sackful of spheres. Most likely he'll be unwilling to display his powers or Syl, unless he gets imprisoned. He'll probably go along quietly at first. Like maxal, I feel that it would be awesome if someone else already saved Hearthstone. It could be Lirin (my first thought), Laral (I love this idea!), or Jasnah (would be so awesome if it happened). Whichever one it is, they will have everyone gathered at the manor, and keep everyone from panicking, and Lirin will be busy healing people, maybe even enlisting Kaladin's help without reacting to his presence, just using the extra set of experienced hands. Maybe like: Lirin: sees Kaladin and says "Kaladin, pass me that scalpel" Kaladin: "ok" Lirin: finishes working on patient. "So, where have you been?" Just a few thoughts I had.
  17. Granted. Where ever you go, doors and windows will slam open and closed randomly on their own. I wish.... I wish someone would invent a gender neutral pronoun in English. I mean, if most people will say he, even if they don't know. Like, "I love your cat, what's his name?" And then you say "Oh, her name is Fluffy, thanks," because Fluffy is actually a girl.
  18. Granted. You may now only read books about people with lives not too easy or too hard. I wish to not have a talking awakened, spiked, Radiant cactus growing on my head. I must say, that was a good curse, though.
  19. Granted. You can only see in black and white. I wish to not be bald.
  20. Granted. You live at Roshar's core. Enjoy! I wish to not have super-lice.
  21. Granted. Your car gets trampled by a pegasus. I wish my scalp wasn't always itchy.
  22. Granted. Yay, I can read again! Where was I? Oh that's right. Your bane is to sneeze really loudly. Once. I wish... I wish... For a curse to wish away.
  23. Granted. You can now create good puns, but don't have a will, as the Nightwatcher wishes to see the world through your eyes, and takes control of your mind. I wish to be able to read. For obvious reasons.
  24. Granted. Every B.A.R.K/B.I.T.E member receives roll of paper towels and a glass cleaner of the brand Everstorm. Aw man. Nightwacher, I don't want to post huge spoils all the time. I prefer not having a whole lot of people get mad at me.
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