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  1. Windreader
    Granted. It is so comfy that you sink into it forever and are never seen again. I wish that everyone I know are not in the future with the monster. Or in the past.
  2. Windreader
    Granted. It is stuck at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. I wish everyone I knew were not stuck in the past with a nasty, weird looking monster.
  3. Windreader
    Granted. It goes haywire, and starts waving in the air uncontrollably. I wish everyone I know did not watch the worst anime tv show ever.
  4. Windreader
    Granted. The story is good, but now the setting is horrible. It's the worst setting you can imagine. I wish to not have to watch the worst anime tv show ever.
  5. Windreader
    Granted. Your car turns into a giant rabbit. I wish bones in all my fingers and toes.
  6. Windreader
    Yeah, I took it to mean that I believe my quest isn't doomed, so I continue. Because, obviously, it's not. Some tea sounds good though. Thanks! Don't be so sad, I'm a nice person. It's not like you're Kobold King's sidekick! Who knows what you'd do then... Granted, but you can never eat any of the food you cook. Not even taste it.I wish to have the correct number of fingers and toes.
  7. Windreader
    Granted. Anytime you use your powers, your pinky fingers go numb. I wish for the correct number of toes on both feet.
  8. Windreader
    Well, are you going to grant my wish? I'd really rather not sneeze when someone says bless you.
  9. Windreader
    Hmmm, true. I guess that wasn't a very good curse, huh?
  10. Windreader
    It is, but don't forget about the feathers stuck in your couches, pillows, chairs, mattresses, etc.
  11. Windreader
    Right here. Wait, neverending? What are you talking about? Anyway, granted. Your pet dodo sheds feathers like crazy until it has no feathers left. I wish to not sneeze when someone says bless you.
  12. Windreader
    Granted. It is acid snow that melts metal. Have fun! I wish... I'm quite sure everyone knows what I'll wish for, but hey. I don't like being controlled by clowns. I'd better actually say it, so, I wish to not be controlled by anything.
  13. Windreader
    Granted. You are amazingly good at puzzles, but your hair will forever be matted. I suppose so, but I'd rather not be possessed by a crazy clown. I wish to not be controlled by said clown.
  14. Windreader
    Granted! The Nightwatcher doesn't really want to curse you, but she must follow her rules... Everything looks blue. Imagine the Emerald City from the Wizard of Oz, but blue. And everywhere. I wish to be able to laugh.
  15. Windreader
    Granted. It is wild, and will attack anything that moves. I wish to not laugh all the time.
  16. Windreader
    Granted. You have the time, but you never use it. I wish to not be in an alternate universe and not laugh at the wrong times.
  17. Windreader
    Granted. All life ends due to a massive collision. I wish to get jokes and not laugh at the wrong times.
  18. Windreader
    Granted. You join Cirque du Soleil and become an awesome acrobat, and dance on many edges. I wish I knew how hair worked again.
  19. Windreader
    Granted. For each wish you make, the Nightwatcher intervenes and gives you a bane as well. I wish to be able to tell if I'm awake or asleep.
  20. Windreader
    No wish? Well then, have your curse. I wish to be able to sleep. Don't do the obvious and make me sleep forever. Be creative!
  21. Windreader
    Granted. Everything you type gets autocorrected. Even when autocorrect is turned off. I wish my horns weren't quite so gigantic.
  22. Windreader
    Granted. It is played too loudly, and you go deaf. What?! I'm not a cool iguana/dragon-centaur?! Nooooo! Well, I suppose having my other banes removed is okay... I wish to have horns like Maleficent.
  23. Windreader
    Granted. You may never speak of it, or use the knowledge. When it would be helpful to know, you forget it, but when you don't need it, you remember it. I wish for comfortable clothes.
  24. Windreader
    Granted. You no longer have toenails. I wish for clothes to not always be scratchy.
  25. Windreader
    Granted. The Nightwatcher can do either. Your eyebrows get burnt off. Nothing but your eyebrows are affected. I wish to be able to tell if I have clothes on.
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