Windreader

Granted. You have an itch on the palm of your right hand. I wish I could use my spren as a Shardhairbrush, so that I can get the tangles out of my hair.

Wait a second. I can't be cursed with sicknesses! (Though, the power goes out for an hour if I sneeze...) Granted. The batteries die. I wish that my hair wouldn't get spilt ends.

Granted. You are a helpful genie, and still grant people wishes, even if you don't really want to. I wish I didn't have narcolepsy.

Granted. You get the hiccups at least once a day. I wish to not have debilitating headaches.

Granted. The voice commands don't work well and keep misinterpreting what you said. I wish to not be paralyzed, obviously.

Nooooooo! My Windrunning! My bendalloy! Oh the horror! Wait, are my banes gone too? But seriously, great curse. Very impressive indeed. Granted. You trip while going down stairs and break your pinky finger. I wish to get my Windrunning and bendalloy back.

At least I'm not allergic to anything. Granted. You can burn bendalloy! Now you can make some free time for yourself. But... You don't know where to get any. I wish for... You know, I'm not really sure what to wish for. I'm pretty happy with my Stormlight, bendalloy, and Royal Locks. Then again, I get random compulsions to jump off cliffs and the power goes out when I sneeze. I should stop rambling and just wish for something. Ha ha! I know! I wish to be a Forger.

Granted. You get horrible headaches every day, starting at precisely 4:07 PM. I wish I didn't have curse inflicted cancer, and that I cannot be cursed with any illnesses.

Granted. It is really ugly. I wish I could use bendalloy, Stormlight, Royal Locks and whatever other powers I wish for at the same time.

Granted. You must do twice as much work later. What?! Oh no! My bendalloy and Stormlight! I wish to undo my last wish and curse. Even though Royal Locks are awesome.

Granted. You always have an itch on the bottom of your left foot. I wish to have Royal Locks as well as my Windrunning and bendalloy.

Granted. You don't make a good kandra , an can't seem to get the whole "form a body" quite right. I wish to be hidden from those who have spikes. Even if they're disguised spikes.

Granted. You will always not get puns, say so, then about 2.7564 minutes later figure them out. I wish to not get the hiccups when I use Stormlight, so that it won't affect my bendalloy.

Granted. You get an irresistible itch on your nose at dramatic, important, and exciting moments. So, you must scratch your nose while saying "I do," or while saving someone from drowning, or while being crowned King of a Reshi island. I wish to not get uncontrollable hiccups when I use Stormlight that stop my bendalloy.

Granted. He the falls into a coma for 7 years. I wish to also be a Windrunner so that when I use my bendalloy, I will be able to satisfy my urge to jump off of a cliff.

Granted. You turn into a flea. I wish to not get nauseated by using my bendalloy.

Granted. You get a really bad headache whenever you read someone's mind. I wish I could control time without getting Alzheimer's disease.

Granted. You also forget all about your current life. I wish for a way to control time without hopping on one foot.

Granted. You get an infinite supply of moldy cookies. I wish to be able to control time.

Granted. You get dandruff. I wish for a snow day tomorrow.

Granted. One night you are struck by lightning and turned into a moose Mistborn. I wish to be Mistborn.

Granted. It is on fire. I wish to have a friendly pet wolf.

That's true, he is quite realistic. But... Kaladin and his squad save him, and then he kills most of the survivors. Even if it is realistic, it is just a horrible thing for him to do. And yes, Dalinar really needs to work on his Radiantdar. As is, he'd probably end up suspecting everyone who's not a Radiant.

Granted. You also see random things (like bananas in the sky) no one else can, so everyone thinks you are crazy. I wish for a Smedry Talent of bad cooking, and to know what I can do with it.

Granted. You have asthma. I wish to not smell like a wet dog.