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  1. Windreader
    Granted. You live in a place that doesn't have the technology to make steel. I wish to not smell like smelly ravens. Edit: annoying typos
  2. Windreader
    Granted. You then forget it, due to its horribleness. I wish I wasn't trapped.
  3. Windreader
    Granted. Noble Invests on your planet, but never does anything because there is nothing noble for Noble to do. I wish to not be strangled. Edit: Didn't see you post there Breath Taker. Granted. The ravens are really smelly. I still want my wish though, even if my curse doesn't get used.
  4. Windreader
    You lost your spike because it was also an earring, and the backing fell off while you were asleep in a haystack, and when you woke up, the earring had fallen out. Granted. Optimism comes and Invests on your planet, but her positive nature annoys you and you move away. I wish for a metal tree.
  5. Windreader
    Granted. The spike was a needle and you lost it in a haystack. I wish to have a Shardplate to eat off of. Not armor Shardplate.
  6. Windreader
    I always just added ay to the end of the vowel words, not nay or say. Itay isay oremay unfay. Granted, but you get lice. I wish for TenSoon to be pegasus in one of Brandon's books.
  7. Windreader
    Granted. You fall asleep for 200 years. I wish to have a copy of Stones Unhallowed.
  8. Windreader
    Granted. Your hat falls off and gets blown away by a random gust of wind. I wish for a miniature potted fern. Edit: Ninja'd by TheDarkDesperado
  9. Windreader
    Granted, but you have a hole in your pocket and the coins fall out. I wish to read Stones Unhallowed without losing my Windreader oaths or abilitys in any way, shape, or form.
  10. Windreader
    Yes!! I can vote again!
  11. Windreader
    Granted, but you live in a place where aluminum is super expensive. I wish to know my ideals again.
  12. Windreader
    Granted. You have an itch on you foot all the time. I wish for a curse.
  13. Windreader
    I voted! WoR is obviously the best book of the year. There is no other option.
  14. Windreader
    Granted. He shatters again. I wish for some mint tea.
  15. Windreader
    Granted. It continuously grows extremely fast and drags along the ground. If you try to cut it it grows faster. I wish for a Shardbinder, one that the cover doesn't fall off.
  16. Windreader
    Granted. You get struck by lightning the next morning. I wish for a Shardpen. Edit: My ideals! Noooo! Bookspren, come back!
  17. Windreader
    I am not a he, thank you very much. Granted, but you go blind and cannot see them. I wish to find out what the Dustbringer ideals are.
  18. Windreader
    Granted, but you become really bad at math. I wish to be a Forger.
  19. Windreader
    Granted, but they are in random earrings and you must try on every pair of earrings that ever existed in order to find the atrium spike earrings. I wish for a coat like Captain Kaladin's.
  20. Windreader
    Granted, but then it goes to the library and causes quite the commotion. I wish to be a Knight of Crystallia.
  21. Windreader
    Granted, you now have an itch on your nose that won't go away. I wish that the kitten I wished for was not dead.
  22. Windreader
    Granted, but you cannot write, and when you try to it looks like scribbles, even if you're typing. I wish for a kitten.
  23. Windreader
    Granted, but you randomly trip on your Mistcoat. I wish to be a Rithmatist.
  24. Windreader
    Granted, but you burn your tongue on it because it's too hot. I wish for a Smedry Talent.
  25. Windreader
    Granted, but you sneeze at dramatic moments. I wish for Stormlight three to be finished soon.
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