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Windreader

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  1. Granted. You live in a place that doesn't have the technology to make steel. I wish to not smell like smelly ravens. Edit: annoying typos
  2. Granted. You then forget it, due to its horribleness. I wish I wasn't trapped.
  3. Granted. Noble Invests on your planet, but never does anything because there is nothing noble for Noble to do. I wish to not be strangled. Edit: Didn't see you post there Breath Taker. Granted. The ravens are really smelly. I still want my wish though, even if my curse doesn't get used.
  4. You lost your spike because it was also an earring, and the backing fell off while you were asleep in a haystack, and when you woke up, the earring had fallen out. Granted. Optimism comes and Invests on your planet, but her positive nature annoys you and you move away. I wish for a metal tree.
  5. Granted. The spike was a needle and you lost it in a haystack. I wish to have a Shardplate to eat off of. Not armor Shardplate.
  6. I always just added ay to the end of the vowel words, not nay or say. Itay isay oremay unfay. Granted, but you get lice. I wish for TenSoon to be pegasus in one of Brandon's books.
  7. Granted. You fall asleep for 200 years. I wish to have a copy of Stones Unhallowed.
  8. Granted. Your hat falls off and gets blown away by a random gust of wind. I wish for a miniature potted fern. Edit: Ninja'd by TheDarkDesperado
  9. Granted, but you have a hole in your pocket and the coins fall out. I wish to read Stones Unhallowed without losing my Windreader oaths or abilitys in any way, shape, or form.
  10. Yes!! I can vote again!
  11. Granted, but you live in a place where aluminum is super expensive. I wish to know my ideals again.
  12. Granted. You have an itch on you foot all the time. I wish for a curse.
  13. I voted! WoR is obviously the best book of the year. There is no other option.
  14. Granted. He shatters again. I wish for some mint tea.
  15. Granted. It continuously grows extremely fast and drags along the ground. If you try to cut it it grows faster. I wish for a Shardbinder, one that the cover doesn't fall off.
  16. Granted. You get struck by lightning the next morning. I wish for a Shardpen. Edit: My ideals! Noooo! Bookspren, come back!
  17. I am not a he, thank you very much. Granted, but you go blind and cannot see them. I wish to find out what the Dustbringer ideals are.
  18. Granted, but you become really bad at math. I wish to be a Forger.
  19. Granted, but they are in random earrings and you must try on every pair of earrings that ever existed in order to find the atrium spike earrings. I wish for a coat like Captain Kaladin's.
  20. Granted, but then it goes to the library and causes quite the commotion. I wish to be a Knight of Crystallia.
  21. Granted, you now have an itch on your nose that won't go away. I wish that the kitten I wished for was not dead.
  22. Granted, but you cannot write, and when you try to it looks like scribbles, even if you're typing. I wish for a kitten.
  23. Granted, but you randomly trip on your Mistcoat. I wish to be a Rithmatist.
  24. Granted, but you burn your tongue on it because it's too hot. I wish for a Smedry Talent.
  25. Granted, but you sneeze at dramatic moments. I wish for Stormlight three to be finished soon.
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