Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Granted. But you are on Fire. I wish for Perfect memory. 1
Alvron Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Granted. However the memory of your birth has traumatized you and now all you do all day is drool and have your diaper changed by 70 year old men. I wish to be able to invent anything I can think of.
Curiosity he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 You now have the capacity and resources to invent anything. At least one of your feet must remain on solid ground/ a sturdy structure for the rest of your life. Now I wish that I was a Full Feruchemist with enough metalminds for a century of Feruchemy.
Left he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 granted, but you're only allowed to use them in sub-zero temperatures. I want the powers of a Kandra without being one.
Lord Tavash Shar Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Granted, Your now a Mistwraith unable to become a Kandara even when Hemalugical Spikes are used.I Wish for any endeavor I undertake to make enough money for my families needs. 4
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) Granted, Your now a Mistwraith unable to become a Kandara even when Hemalugical Spikes are used. I Wish for any endeavor I undertake to make enough money for my families needs. Granted. Your family dies, you make enough money for the funeral. I wish I could successfully spike sell cookies to everybody at my university. Edited October 10, 2014 by Fatebreaker 1
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 Granted. Your family dies, you make enough money for the funeral. I wish I could successfully spike sell cookies to everybody at my university. Granted, but everybody flees the University. Your sushi shall be excellent, but it shall be poisonous to everyone but you. I wish to be able to save the world. Because it really needs saving. That wish was a long time ago. I wish to never be ninja'd again.
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 Granted, but everybody flees the University. That wish was a long time ago. I wish to never be ninja'd again. Granted, you never post again. I want to snap into a slim jim!
Windreader she/her Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 I'm pretty sure you didn't actually wish for anything, Edgedancer. You are cursed with your own curse. I wish for this game to continue.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 Granted. Your curse is that you can't participate in it untill 5 more people have posted. I wish for a Curse unrelated to this wish. 3
Left he/him Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 Denied. I'll give you an upvote though. I want to return to the time when I was ahead of Maillw and The Only Joe on rep...... 8
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 13, 2014 Posted October 13, 2014 Denied. I'll give you an upvote though. I want to return to the time when I was ahead of Maillw and The Only Joe on rep...... Granted. You are forced to post constantly on the Oregon threads and fill your posts with MLP jokes and memes. This is the only way for anyone to gain rep at the same rate as them. I wish to have an on screen speaking role in the 7th Star Wars. 2
Curiosity he/him Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 You will be the son of Jar-Jar Binks. I wish for a 10-year supply of yummy snacks. 5
Kobold King he/him Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Granted, but your mortal enemy is permitted to define the word "yummy." I wish for world peace, because I am a wonderful person. 3
Crystin Radiant Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Granted. The entire world is controlled by an opressive tyrant that nobody dares to raise against. I wish I could write good poetry in rhyming iambic pentameter and dactylic hexameter. (not entirely sure if this makes sense...) 4
Link Start he/him Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Granted, you now can only talk in rhymes, with metric. I want a magical horse that fits in my pocket. And an endless supply of cake. 1
Kadrok she/her Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Granted, you now can only talk in rhymes, with metric. I want a magical horse that fits in my pocket. And an endless supply of cake. Granted. The horse is too small to ride, but okay as a companion I guess. And you get an endless supply of Caramel Cake, and a Caramel Cake Allergy as your Curse. You also grow a finger out of your left nipple; since you asked for two boons, you get two Curses. I want Regional Pricing brought to an end. 2
navybrandt he/him Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 Granted, the price of everything is now triple. I wish for every person that reads this to give me an up vote. 15
Windreader she/her Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 Granted. Your curse is that not everyone reads your post. I wish to travel to Roshar and become a Windrunner. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 Really? Knowing the nature of the magic, you still wish it? Very well. Your wish is granted, but your soul must be suitably broken first. You lose everyone you love. I could be really cruel and count that as granting your wish, and then give you an unrelated curse, but I'm not that mean. I wish for the ability to instantly vaporize people by pointing my finger at them.
navybrandt he/him Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 Granted. You lose all your fingers (too easy ) I wish for wisdom. 3
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 17, 2014 Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) Granted. You're now wise enough to realize that Kobolds in Mythology can regrow Lost Limbs. And he's coming for you. I wish for the ability to forget anything at Will. Edited October 17, 2014 by The Only Joe 2
ADIMORTIS he/him Posted October 17, 2014 Posted October 17, 2014 Granted.. You forget that you have this power and never use it I wish Pat rothfuss would just finish book 3 3
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 17, 2014 Posted October 17, 2014 Granted. He Publishes what he's written of it, amking it much to short and Dumb. I wish that Somebody on this page (Not Me) would change their Member Name. Also, 2000th Post!!! 1
qwertyuiop he/him Posted October 18, 2014 Posted October 18, 2014 Granted. Your account password randomly changes and cannot be reset. I wish to be a hero to someone who is not evil. 2
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