Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Colby Jack he/him]

I was too slow with my response, sorry. I thought I'll be clever and just edit my quote into a response so the game would continue uninterrupted, but it took me a tad longer to think of a curse so another comment got posted. That was unplanned, sorry.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

I wish to be a strong independent woman who needs no man.

Granted, But you're forced to live in Medival London.

 

I wish for the ability to come up with good curses.

[killersquirrel59 he/him]

Granted, But you're forced to live in Medival London.

 

I wish for the ability to come up with good curses.

Granted, but you must suffer each one before you can bestow it.

 

I wish for the final say on whether any and all television/web series get cancelled or renewed.

[Edgedancer he/him]

Looks like the Stormlight Archive board is crossed off the Oregon "To Annex" list... 

 

Granted, but you become a second Nighthound. 

You know Epics, always expanding their territory

 

Have you any clue what you just unleashed?

Granted, but you must suffer each one before you can bestow it.

 

I wish for the final say on whether any and all television/web series get cancelled or renewed.

Easy but you aren´t alowed to watch them, read their summaries or participate in anything that is connected to one of their memes.

 

I want to have more time.

[happyman he/him]

 

I want to have more time.

 

Granted.  You now spend your extra time with the Heralds.  In Damnation.

 

I wish for nothing; I can get by.  I wish for others who are worse off than I.

 

Just kidding.  I wish to be irresistible to women who I find attractive.

[Kobold King he/him]

They eat you.

I wish for my own banana farm in Belize.

[Edgedancer he/him]

They eat you.

I wish for my own banana farm in Belize.

(We did not do this joke before.) The bananas come to live and eat you... maybe we did, afterall.

 

I wish for cake that isn´t a lie.

[Left he/him]

Granted, but you must have your cake and eat it too.

 

I want to be a male Aes'edai from the age of legends. (Not sure 'bout that spelling.....)

[Colby Jack he/him]

Granted, but you must have your cake and eat it too.

 

I want to be a male Aes'edai from the age of legends. (Not sure 'bout that spelling.....)

Granted, you are now living through the Breaking of the World. Good luck with that.

I wish that I have a magical refrigerator that keeps everything that I put into it in fresh and perfect condition. No more spoiled meat, or corpses, or milk.

[Kobold King he/him]

The fridge operates by stopping the flow of time within a localized area. I wouldn't recommend putting your hand in it.

 

I wish to own a former time traveler's scrapbook filled with pictures of past eras.

[Curiosity he/him]

You now also have a large donut machine in your house that puts out a fresh 5 dozen every half-hour. 

 

I wish that as soon as my wish comes into affect, my curse will be lifted. 

[Kobold King he/him]

You now also have a large donut machine in your house that puts out a fresh 5 dozen every half-hour. 

 

That's my curse?

 

Life is good.

[Edgedancer he/him]

You now also have a large donut machine in your house that puts out a fresh 5 dozen every half-hour. 

 

I wish that as soon as my wish comes into affect, my curse will be lifted. 

You get a bottle of wine and can no longer see colors. We ain´t playing games here son.

 

I wish for a my pet to learn how to talk with humans.

[Colby Jack he/him]

You get a bottle of wine and can no longer see colors. We ain´t playing games here son.

 

I wish for a my pet to learn how to talk with humans.

 

Granted, your pet will talk. And talk. And talk.

I wish Stacy's mom knew that she's all I want and have waited for so long. If possible, Stacy will also see that she's just not the girl for me.

[happyman he/him]

That's my curse?

 

Life is good.

 

Depends on your metabolism.  I'd have to sell them if I wanted it to not be a curse.

 

On the other hand, free money.  So, yeah, my curse was lots better.

[18th Shard he/him]

Granted, your pet will talk. And talk. And talk.

I wish Stacy's mom knew that she's all I want and have waited for so long. If possible, Stacy will also see that she's just not the girl for me.

Granted. You will now die.

 

I wish the Nightwatcher was so happy she gave everyone boons with no downsides! A boon for all of you!

[Left he/him]

Granted, however her powers are now so diminished that the most she can do is stop an itch.

 

I wish for all roads I drive on to be of good repair, and for there to be minimal traffic on them.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. You will now die.

 

I wish the Nightwatcher was so happy she gave everyone boons with no downsides! A boon for all of you!

 

 

Next?

[killersquirrel59 he/him]

Granted, however her powers are now so diminished that the most she can do is stop an itch.

 

I wish for all roads I drive on to be of good repair, and for there to be minimal traffic on them.

Granted but you are now driving on a completely closed system with no exits like a hotwheels track.

 

I wish for the ability to time travel forwards and backwards at will.

[kaellok he/him]

Granted but you are now driving on a completely closed system with no exits like a hotwheels track.

 

I wish for the ability to time travel forwards and backwards at will.

Done.  But, since you are now a tiny, subatomic particle that acts in ways that are somewhat bizarre and unexplained by science, you are not able to interact with the world or rest of the universe in any way, shape or form--it is merely a movie that you can watch. 

 

I wish I were a Sliver.

[killersquirrel59 he/him]

Granted. You are now a small piece of wood stuck in Harmony's toe.

 

I wish I was a Shardholder.

[Ashiok]

We've basically done that one. You hold a piece of crystal.

 

I want a katana

[Left he/him]

Granted, through the knee.

 

I want a ever lasting super powerful wifi bubble that always exists around me and that I have access too.

[Lindel he/him]

Granted. You will perpetually be bombarded and surrounded with magical images informing you of new emails, recent forum posts, and Tweets. Your peripheral vision will be filled with endless advertisements.

 

I want to think of an excellent wish, and then to be able to wish for that wish as well.

[Left he/him]

Granted, but the second wish won't be granted.

 

I want to have a perfect memory.