Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted, but you cam only get a job as a Teacher.

 

I want the power to see upside down.

[Left he/him]

Granted, but your clothing will act like you ARE upside down. no kilts for you

 

I want to be joyous always

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted, but your clothing will act like you ARE upside down. no kilts for you

What if I put the kilt at the knees, so it falls up, covering everything?

[Kobold King he/him]

LeftVash, you become the Joker.

 

I wish to rule the world.

[Edgedancer he/him]

LeftVash, you become the Joker.

 

I wish to rule the world.

Didn´t we already have this joke? Anyway, you can rule the world but you turn into a zomby destroy the world half a year after your ascension. 

 

I want to be a better singer.

[Kobold King he/him]

Very well. You are now a frog. Frogs have excellent singing skills.

 

And did we do that joke already? Darn, I must not have been paying attention. Very well, I wish for the ability to always know when a joke's been done.

[Ashiok]

fine, but you're always singing "the song that gets on everybodies nerves"

 

I wanna be the very best/that no one ever was

[Fatebreaker he/him]

fine, but you're always singing "the song that gets on everybodies nerves"

 

I wanna be the very best/that no one ever was

 

Granted, but you will only be able to catch magikarp that can't evolve.

 

 

I wish that I was the worlds best driver.

[soulcastJam he/him]

What if I put the kilt at the knees, so it falls up, covering everything?

Then people could really easily see up (down) your skirt.  Err.. kilt I mean.  

 

Granted, but you will only be able to catch magikarp that can't evolve.

 

 

I wish that I was the worlds best driver.

Granted, but you can only drive tractors.

 

I wish that I had elf ears

[Left he/him]

Granted, but you must have an annoying chull fairy from zelda bothering you

 

I wish to be able to be able to make costumes for myself like a lightweaver.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Then people could really easily see up (down) your skirt.  Err.. kilt I mean.  

 

Granted, but you can only drive tractors.

 

I wish that I had elf ears

 

I'll take it:

 

 

Granted, but you must have an annoying chull fairy from zelda bothering you

 

I wish to be able to be able to make costumes for myself like a lightweaver.

 

Granted, but you can't wear any physical clothing.

 

 

I wish I could photosynthesize as well as eat.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, but herbivores will now attempt to eat you whenever you're in their proximity.

 

I would like a puppy.

[Mailliw73 he/him]

Granted. You get a vicious Axehound puppy that has a habit of eating toes.

I wish for Nighthound's death.

[Kobold King he/him]

I wish for Nighthound's death.

 

Don't we all?

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

Looks like the Stormlight Archive board is crossed off the Oregon "To Annex" list... 

 

Granted. You get a vicious Axehound puppy that has a habit of eating toes.

I wish for Nighthound's death.

 

Granted, but you become a second Nighthound. 

 

I wish for a land of pandas. 

[Left he/him]

Granted, You are now on an island populated only by two pandas. There is no other food.

 

I want the ultimate all purpose footwear that is perfect for every occasion.

[Ashiok]

No shoes.

 

I wish to be the holder of Adonalsium

Edited September 25, 2014 by Ashiok

[Left he/him]

Granted, everything that you grab will now have "Adonolsium ROCKS!" written on it.

 

I want a Smedry Talent.

[Mailliw73 he/him]

Looks like the Stormlight Archive board is crossed off the Oregon "To Annex" list... 

 

 

Granted, but you become a second Nighthound. 

 

I wish for a land of pandas. 

We have to spread the madness.

That is a brilliantly awful curse.

Granted, everything that you grab will now have "Adonolsium ROCKS!" written on it.

 

I want a Smedry Talent.

Your talent is to play the piano badly, but all the pianos were broken by Alcatraz.

I wish to travel the world.

[18th Shard he/him]

Granted. You cannot stop to observe any of the beauty of any of the places you visit.

Time to break logic. Insert paradox.

I wish to not have my wish granted.

Edited September 25, 2014 by 18th Shard

[Renegade he/him]

Alright, you have somebody else's wish granted for you instead (and you don't know whose it is ).

 

I'd like to have the ability to metabolize my food into pure Awesomeness.

[18th Shard he/him]

Granted. Your Awesomeness instantly leaks out of your imperfect body, and you cannot stop metabolizing your food.

 

Hmm, must word it right....

 

I wish that any wish wished for is unwished prior to its curse existing.

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Edited September 25, 2014 by 18th Shard

[Kobold King he/him]

You receive an evil goldfish, because the Nightwatcher don't play games like that.

 

I wish for instant, unlimited Internet access.

Edited September 25, 2014 by Kobold King

[Colby Jack he/him]

You receive an evil goldfish, because the Nightwatcher don't play games like that.

 

I wish for instant, unlimited Internet access.

 

Granted. But you are now stuck with a 32-bit computer.

 

I wish to be a strong independent woman who needs no man.

 

Edited September 25, 2014 by Colby Jack

[Kadrok she/her]

You receive an evil goldfish, because the Nightwatcher don't play games like that.

 

I wish for instant, unlimited Internet access.

Granted. You have unlimited internet access for an instant (and no access at all after that instant).

 

EDIT: I won't post a wish since there are still wishes outstanding by the look of it.

 

EDIT 2: Also, unless I'm mistaken Colby Jack was originally responding to the wish before it, which means my post actually made sense before he edited his post. The game should continue with Colby Jack's independent woman wish.

Edited September 25, 2014 by Kadrok