Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted, but in order to remember something, you have to remember everything that came before it first.

 

I wish to have the Worst Curse on the forums.

[Left he/him]

Granted, whenever you log on you will see nothing but babaji and vashrikan and you can't hang with all us cool folks

 

I want the spambots gone.

[Kobold King he/him]

They will be gone, but only because the Babaji will start going door to door to each of our houses.

 

I want the world's best security system.

[Lindel he/him]

Granted. In fact, it's so secure, no one can ever again set foot inside your house... or out of it! 

[Edgedancer he/him]

For not making a wish you get punished with loosing you cognitive aspect.

 

I wish for dancing dinosaurs.

Edited September 26, 2014 by Edgedancer

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted, But they're controlled by Corrupted!Funtimes

 

I wish for This thread to be locked. (Try granting that!)

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, But they're controlled by Corrupted!Funtimes

 

I wish for This thread to be locked. (Try granting that!)

 

I guess we should start a flame war, then?

 

Ahem, "YOUR POLITICIAN OF CHOICE STINKS!"

[Edgedancer he/him]

I guess we should start a flame war, then?

 

Ahem, "YOUR POLITICIAN OF CHOICE STINKS!"

I know. I only voted Lightwards because he offered dinosaurs.

[Fallen Rope he/him]

I wish for a bead of pure lerasium.

[Shardcellist]

Granted; Marsh gives it to you in the form of a Hemalurgic spike. At least he will put it to good use somewhere around the Cosmere. 

 

I wish to become a double-chromium Twinborn and begin burning immediately, in which case I get one chance to find a loophole or some other way to circumnavigate whatever curse you feel inclined to give me.

[Lindel he/him]

Granted. One second later, you immediately burst into flames. 

 

I wish for a natural ability identical to Atium, allowing me to constantly see a couple seconds into the future with no directly linked consequences. 

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted. But you Are trapped in a Groundhog Day loop.

 

I wish Upon a Star.

[Kadrok she/her]

Granted. But you Are trapped in a Groundhog Day loop.

 

I wish Upon a Star.

Granted: http://www.despair.com/wishes.html

 

I wish for gender equality.

[Kobold King he/him]

Both genders are equally enslaved by an alien race.

 

I wish for a bottle of pills that cure all diseases.

[18th Shard he/him]

Granted. You get all the diseases and cannot yourself take the pills.

I wish that the Nightwatcher wastes all her power fulfilling this wish, and grants my wish before giving any curses.

Edited September 27, 2014 by 18th Shard

[Kadrok she/her]

Granted. You get all the diseases and cannot yourself take the pills.

I wish that the Nightwatcher wastes all her power fulfilling this wish, and grants my wish before giving any curses.

Granted, but the Nightwatcher uses your family's life-force to pad out her power long enough to grant you three out of the first twenty curses in this forum (roll 3 d20s!)

 

I wish my conference paper was already done.

Edited September 27, 2014 by Kadrok

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted, but it was Plagurized from some one else. YOu're kicked out of your school.

 

I wish to erase all the curses on everyone else, excluding the curse cast on the next person to post.

[Kobold King he/him]

My response to people who keep trying to cheat the system:

 

[Kadrok she/her]

Granted, but it was Plagurized from some one else. YOu're kicked out of your school.

 

I wish to erase all the curses on everyone else, excluding the curse cast on the next person to post.

 

 

My response to people who keep trying to cheat the system:

 

Bahahahaha! Now that Kobold is the one who posted next I can post my terrifying response! The Only Joe! All the curses are erased, and replaced with the exact same curse but twice as bad! And as Kobold needs a curse for being next, here it is: You lose your brony-hood, and may never regain it.

 

I wish for a time machine.

[killersquirrel59 he/him]

Granted. You get a clock. 

 

I wish for a Ryshadium to choose me as its rider.

[Kobold King he/him]

Bahahahaha! Now that Kobold is the one who posted next I can post my terrifying response! The Only Joe! All the curses are erased, and replaced with the exact same curse but twice as bad! And as Kobold needs a curse for being next, here it is: You lose your brony-hood, and may never regain it.

 

You mean... I can't post pictures of ponies any more?

 

[Edgedancer he/him]

You mean... I can't post pictures of ponies any more?

 

Don´t worry, even if you aren´t a brony you´re still an Epic of Oregon and that´s almost the same.

[navybrandt he/him]

Granted. You get a clock. 

 

I wish for a Ryshadium to choose me as its rider.

Granted, but you lose the ability to ride.

 

I wish to have an inner strength to face all the problems (or banes) that will come my way.

[Edgedancer he/him]

Granted, but you lose the ability to ride.

 

I wish to have an inner strength to face all the problems (or banes) that will come my way.

Alright, instead you will have to face very brittle bones.

 

A TARDIS, please.

[Fallen Rope he/him]

Granted, but the first time you enter it you travel back in time 100 years, and you don't know how to fly a TARDIS.

 

I wish for 50,000 breaths.