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Granted. You are now a computer-planet owned by rats.

 

I wish to gain control of the triforce

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Granted.  Unfortunately it is infested with aggressive termites.

 

I wish to be able to visit other planets at will.

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Granted, but they all contain poisonous gases that don't kill but cause you to lose control of your bowels indefinitely.

 

I wish I had access to all of Brandon's unpublished novels and access to his notes for all his books.

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Seems familiar... you no longer have access to Brandon´s published works and everything you already know about them, this includes the ones he publishes in the future, as soon as they get released.

 

I want Nighthound to die.

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Lightwards kills you in a fit of rage and let´s stop the injokes.

You are permanently broke, because you constantly hide all your money.

 

I want a dance party.

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Granted. The apocalypse destroys all of civilization's infrastructure, including the school system.

 

I wish for all fire ants to disappear.

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Granted, you get struck by lightning and, since you are standing quite near a storage locker of nuclear weapons, the electric charge somehow blows them up, ending the world.

 

I wish the Nightwatcher would cater to my every need, and I get to decide what my every need is.

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Granted, here is some white yarn (every color of the spectrum).  Your bane is that you are also now color-blind.

 

I wish for nothing.

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Granted, you now own nothing at all, and are destitute and homeless. You can never own anything again.

 

Nobody gave me a bane so I'm not going to post a boon so as not to mess things up.

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I wish the Nightwatcher would cater to my every need, and I get to decide what my every need is.

Granted. But You've attracted the Attention of Brodium, the Shard of Petty Vengeance.

 

I wish for everyone to have a Pony Icon.

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Granted. But You've attracted the Attention of Brodium, the Shard of Petty Vengeance.

 

I wish for everyone to have a Pony Icon.

 

The Nightwatcher cannot force friendship and tolerance upon the forum; but for your wish-granting pleasure, here is the Nightwatcher herself as a pony.

 

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I wish for a best friend.

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The Nightwatcher cannot force friendship and tolerance upon the forum; but for your wish-granting pleasure, here is the Nightwatcher herself as a pony.

 

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I wish for a best friend.

Here he is.post-8809-0-69652000-1412540044_thumb.pn

 

I want the Kobold King pony.

 

Edit: I´m never going too get that pony, am I? <_<

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Granted. Everyone posts with backwards spelling.

I hsiw rof ycnamolla.

detnarG. er'uoY na munimulA tanG. I hsiw rof ymehcureF.

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detnarG. er'uoY na munimulA tanG. I hsiw rof ymehcureF.

 

detnarG. er'uoY a rotcennoC gnirreF s'ohw eht tsal gnivil luos no htrae.

 

I hsiw rof gnidnatsrednu fo ygrulameH dna egdelwonk fo lla dniB stnioP.

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I'm too lazy so here's a good unrelated one. All the super annoying accounts of twitter now get all of their tweets read by the most annoying narrator ever at you at all the most annoying moments.

 

I wish for a computer chair that is truly comfortable and a joy to sit in.

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