the Gleeman he/him Posted October 4, 2014 Posted October 4, 2014 Granted. You are now a computer-planet owned by rats. I wish to gain control of the triforce 2
Windreader she/her Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted: you now forget the name of everyone and anything. I wish to live in a treehouse in a Coastal Redwood.
Alvron Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately it is infested with aggressive termites. I wish to be able to visit other planets at will.
Steel he/him Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted, but they all contain poisonous gases that don't kill but cause you to lose control of your bowels indefinitely. I wish I had access to all of Brandon's unpublished novels and access to his notes for all his books.
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Seems familiar... you no longer have access to Brandon´s published works and everything you already know about them, this includes the ones he publishes in the future, as soon as they get released. I want Nighthound to die.
Kobold King he/him Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted, but he immediately gains Lightwards' resurrection on top of his old powers. I wish to be a leprechaun. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Lightwards kills you in a fit of rage and let´s stop the injokes. You are permanently broke, because you constantly hide all your money. I want a dance party.
Windreader she/her Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted. You are now at a square dancing party. I wish I was never assigned homework again. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted. The apocalypse destroys all of civilization's infrastructure, including the school system. I wish for all fire ants to disappear. 2
Windreader she/her Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted. You will now always have regular ants following you. I wish for a thunderstorm.
Steel he/him Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted, you get struck by lightning and, since you are standing quite near a storage locker of nuclear weapons, the electric charge somehow blows them up, ending the world. I wish the Nightwatcher would cater to my every need, and I get to decide what my every need is.
Crystin Radiant Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted, you now have a little thunderstorm that follows you wherever you go, including indoors. I wish for skeins of yarn in every color that could possibly exist.
navybrandt he/him Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted, here is some white yarn (every color of the spectrum). Your bane is that you are also now color-blind. I wish for nothing.
Steel he/him Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted, you now own nothing at all, and are destitute and homeless. You can never own anything again. Nobody gave me a bane so I'm not going to post a boon so as not to mess things up.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 I wish the Nightwatcher would cater to my every need, and I get to decide what my every need is. Granted. But You've attracted the Attention of Brodium, the Shard of Petty Vengeance. I wish for everyone to have a Pony Icon.
Kobold King he/him Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Granted. But You've attracted the Attention of Brodium, the Shard of Petty Vengeance. I wish for everyone to have a Pony Icon. The Nightwatcher cannot force friendship and tolerance upon the forum; but for your wish-granting pleasure, here is the Nightwatcher herself as a pony. I wish for a best friend. 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 (edited) The Nightwatcher cannot force friendship and tolerance upon the forum; but for your wish-granting pleasure, here is the Nightwatcher herself as a pony. I wish for a best friend. Here he is. I want the Kobold King pony. Edit: I´m never going too get that pony, am I? Edited October 7, 2014 by Edgedancer 3
Windreader she/her Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. You get the Kobold King pony for 0.000000000001 seconds. I wish for wings.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. Somebody duct tapes some butterfly wings to your back. I wish for this thread to continue.
Mailliw73 he/him Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. Everyone posts with backwards spelling. I hsiw rof ycnamolla. 2
Kadrok she/her Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 (edited) Granted. Everyone posts with backwards spelling. I hsiw rof ycnamolla. detnarG. er'uoY na munimulA tanG. I hsiw rof ymehcureF. Edited October 9, 2014 by Kadrok 3
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 detnarG. er'uoY na munimulA tanG. I hsiw rof ymehcureF. detnarG. er'uoY a rotcennoC gnirreF s'ohw eht tsal gnivil luos no htrae. I hsiw rof gnidnatsrednu fo ygrulameH dna egdelwonk fo lla dniB stnioP.
Left he/him Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 I'm too lazy so here's a good unrelated one. All the super annoying accounts of twitter now get all of their tweets read by the most annoying narrator ever at you at all the most annoying moments. I wish for a computer chair that is truly comfortable and a joy to sit in. 1
Ashiok Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 detnarG. Ti sedolpxe I hsiw ew on regnol dah ot lleps sdrawkcab ni siht dearht. 1
Crystin Radiant Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) detnarG. Your papers magically fall out of any binder for no obvious reason. I wish for a conscious, talking stick. Edited October 10, 2014 by Crystin Radiant 2
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