Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[A Joe in the Bush]

Granted. He Publishes what he's written of it, amking it much to short and Dumb.

 

I wish that Somebody on this page (Not Me) would change their Member Name.

 

Also, 2000th Post!!!

[qwertyuiop]

Granted. Your account password randomly changes and cannot be reset.

 

I wish to be a hero to someone who is not evil.

[Windreader]

Granted, you become a surgeon. Your curse is to forget your training as a surgeon so you quit your job and become a bus driver.

I wish to become a Windrunner WITHOUT breaking.

[Edgedancer]

Granted, you become a surgeon. Your curse is to forget your training as a surgeon so you quit your job and become a bus driver.

I wish to become a Windrunner WITHOUT breaking.

Fine, you get to run with the wind but because your soul didn´t break you don´t have Investure and must recreate the Fleet story, including it´s end, also you can no longer break things, which includes processes like chewing food.

 

I wish for the ability to have superhuman eyesight.

[Kobold King]

Fine, you get to run with the wind but because your soul didn´t break you don´t have Investure and must recreate the Fleet story, including it´s end, also you can no longer break things, which includes processes like chewing food.

 

I wish for the ability to have superhuman eyesight.

 

Granted. You gain the ability to turn into an owl, with all the changes in psychology this implies.

 

 

This owl, to be exact.

 

I wish for the ability to inflict random curses on anyone I choose.

[signspace13]

Granted but those curses only last a week, and you cannot decide what they are, they also affect you.

 

 

 

I wish to be a fullborn (full feruchemist and mistborn)

[ADIMORTIS]

Granted. But now you are allergic to all metals

 

I want my cat to be less lazy

[Edgedancer]

Granted, it spends all it´s time strengthening it´s tyranny over you.

 

I wish for awesomness.

[signspace13]

Granted. But now you are allergic to all metals

 

I want my cat to be less lazy

 

 I can compound Gold, I think I will be okay >.<

 

 

Granted, it spends all it´s time strengthening it´s tyranny over you.

 

I wish for awesomness.

 

(seems familiar) Granted, But only your mum thinks so.

 

Edit: oh no, I need a wish, I wish for every legendary card in hearthstone. ( I hope that makes scenes >.<)

Edited October 19, 2014 by signspace13

[Left]

Granted, but your opponent's cards will all suddenly turn into Turn to Sheep.

 

I wish to be/have whatever my rep rank is in real life.

Edited October 19, 2014 by LeftVash

[Link Start]

 Granted, now you can only influence the cogniteve realm, since you are a cryptic. And your curse is that you will never bind to anyone, since this is the real life.

I wanna be the very best.

[Marmota]

Granted. You are now the very best long distance contest spitter in the world.

I wish i could read books with a touch

[Windreader]

Granted. Your left foot is forever asleep, you know, all tingly and annoying.

I wish for a curse that has nothing to do with this wish.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies]

Granted. tu as maintenant un baton coincé dans ta cavite rectale.

 

I wish for 36 arms, not attached to my body and no hands Cheers.

Edited October 20, 2014 by SmurfAquamarineBodies

[Marmota]

Granted. You now have 36 useless pieces of rotten meat ( since they are not attached to your body)

I wish i could never have itchings in places where i cannot reach

[A Joe in the Bush]

Granted, your whole body now itches, but your arms are strecthed to compensate.

 

I wish for a Spikeless Cookie.

[Windreader]

Granted. You get a Spikeless Cookie. You also get Spiked Milk.

I wish for another Stormlight 3 chapter.

[A Joe in the Bush]

Granted. You get a Spikeless Cookie. You also get Spiked Milk.

Hemalurgic Spike or Roofies Spike? 'Cause I'm not certain an iron spike would fit inside a glass of milk.

[Windreader]

*Shrug*

You may never know... It could be a REALLY big glass of milk.

Edited October 20, 2014 by Windreader

[Steel]

Granted. You get a Spikeless Cookie. You also get Spiked Milk.

I wish for another Stormlight 3 chapter.

 

Granted. It reads:

 

And then Kaladin closed his eyes.

 

I wish everything in the world was free.

[Kobold King]

Granted. But being ignorant of the Nightwatcher and her ways, the police arrest you for shoplifting.

 

I wish for a PokeBall that works on strangers' pets.

[Windreader]

Granted. You are cursed to have a bad hair day everyday.

I wish for a nice pair of boots.

[Link Start]

Granted, they are the best boots you will ever have. Before you can try them you wil hit stumble and hurt your pinky toe badly, and won't be able to put shoes on for a month.

I want a Death Note.

[the Gleeman]

Granted, but you must have a deathnote-proof Sidoh and Misa follow you everywhere. 

 

I wish for the Holy Grail

Edited October 21, 2014 by the Gleeman

[A Joe in the Bush]

Granted. But yu're stuck in the same room with it for 1400 Years.

 

I wish for the a Picture of Brandon Sanderson doing Jumping Jacks.