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Kobold King he/him Posted November 8, 2014 Posted November 8, 2014 Granted. It is given the dreadfully appropriate name of Boris Bootsbane. (You will never again own a decent pair of boots.) I wish that all wish-granting entities be forced to grant wishes in compliance with the intent of the wisher. 1
Redbird he/him Posted November 8, 2014 Posted November 8, 2014 I don't wear boots Granted, you become super glued to the next thing you touch. I wish for shardplate boots
happyman he/him Posted November 8, 2014 Posted November 8, 2014 I wish for shardplate boots Granted. They aren't powered, so you can't lift or move them. Real shardbearers, on the other hand, are always coming to claim them. Good luck, and may I have your iPod? I wish to write the great Alethian novel.
Natanaj he/him Posted November 8, 2014 Posted November 8, 2014 Granted. They aren't powered, so you can't lift or move them. Real shardbearers, on the other hand, are always coming to claim them. Good luck, and may I have your iPod? I wish to write the great Alethian novel. granted. Your bane is that you forget your book and everything you have ever written. i wish i could fly by flapping my arms
Redbird he/him Posted November 9, 2014 Posted November 9, 2014 Why do you want my ipod? Granted, although you cannot understand it, which is kind of a given. I wish to be a copper ferring.
TheDarkDesperado he/him Posted November 9, 2014 Posted November 9, 2014 græntəd, hɑwɛvər jɔr mɛməri ɪz tɛrəbəl əðərwɑjz. aj wɪʃ ðæt ðɪs post kawntəd æz tu ɪn rɪgɑrdz tu maj læst kərs. (translated: Granted, however your memory is terrible otherwise. I wish this post counted as two in regards to my last curse.)
Natanaj he/him Posted November 9, 2014 Posted November 9, 2014 græntəd, hɑwɛvər jɔr mɛməri ɪz tɛrəbəl əðərwɑjz. aj wɪʃ ðæt ðɪs post kawntəd æz tu ɪn rɪgɑrdz tu maj læst kərs. (translated: Granted, however your memory is terrible otherwise. I wish this post counted as two in regards to my last curse.) Granted. Your curse is seeing double whenever you are on any website other than 17thshard.com, yahoo news, myspace.com, or www.google.com/flights. I wish that i had mad guitar skills like sgwizzgar.
Redbird he/him Posted November 9, 2014 Posted November 9, 2014 Granted, that seemed worse to write/read than backwards. However you are cursed with an unusually bad sense of direction! I wish for a fancy monocle.
TheDarkDesperado he/him Posted November 9, 2014 Posted November 9, 2014 Granted, but everyone wants to steal it from you, even friends and family. I wish for a Tic Tac. 1
Redbird he/him Posted November 9, 2014 Posted November 9, 2014 Granted, it is paint flavored. I wish for a shrubbery!
TheDarkDesperado he/him Posted November 9, 2014 Posted November 9, 2014 Granted, but you lose the ability to make Monty Python references. I wish for two more wishes. 6
TheDarkDesperado he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Desperado you are truly evil. Aw, that's so nice of you to say.
happyman he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Why do you want my ipod? If you get shardboots, you won't be needing the ipod much longer. See my bit about challengers and uselessness.
Unhinged he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, but you lose the ability to make Monty Python references. I wish for two more wishes. Granted but you get three more curses I wish I could stop screwing around on the 17th shard and finish my homework.
Kyats Rani she/her Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, you can NEVER return to 17th shard. I wish my roommates would clean after themselves.
Unhinged he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, you can NEVER return to 17th shard. I wish my roommates would clean after themselves. It didn't work. Done but you failed to specify how often I wish my dorm room had better heating. 2
happyman he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 I wish my dorm room had better heating. Granted. It is now on fire. I wish for a snowcone.
Pathfinder Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Granted. It is now on fire. I wish for a snowcone. Granted, but it is a snowcone of the yellow variety.....and I don't mean lemon...... I wish an elantrian, but with the source (like the city) of my magic centered on me
Twenty@20 he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, but it is a snowcone of the yellow variety.....and I don't mean lemon...... I wish an elantrian, but with the source (like the city) of my magic centered on me Granted but you will be allergic to Dor.I wish for upvotes. 1
TheDarkDesperado he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, but with an amount of downvotes equal to the amount of upvotes. I wish for a backscratcher.
Twenty@20 he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, but with an amount of downvotes equal to the amount of upvotes. I wish for a backscratcher. Granted. Now you will have to scratch your back all night. I wish for a bright future
Unhinged he/him Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Granted here's a flashlight, the batteries are constantly running out. I wish for another stones unhallowed preview.
Pathfinder Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Granted here's a flashlight, the batteries are constantly running out. I wish for another stones unhallowed preview. Granted, but it is flashed before your eyes so fast you cannot comprehend what you were shown I wish to be good friends with Brandon Sanderson
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