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.yllacitenohp nettirw eb stsop 2 txen ruoy hguohtla ,detnarG

 

.dnuohexa na rof hsiw I

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Granted. It is given the dreadfully appropriate name of Boris Bootsbane. (You will never again own a decent pair of boots.)

 

I wish that all wish-granting entities be forced to grant wishes in compliance with the intent of the wisher.

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I don't wear boots  :P

Granted, you become super glued to the next thing you touch.

I wish for shardplate boots

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I wish for shardplate boots

 

Granted.  They aren't powered, so you can't lift or move them.  Real shardbearers, on the other hand, are always coming to claim them.  Good luck, and may I have your iPod?

 

I wish to write the great Alethian novel.

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Granted.  They aren't powered, so you can't lift or move them.  Real shardbearers, on the other hand, are always coming to claim them.  Good luck, and may I have your iPod?

 

I wish to write the great Alethian novel.

granted. Your bane is that you forget your book and everything you have ever written.

 

i wish i could fly by flapping my arms

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Why do you want my ipod?

 

Granted, although you cannot understand it, which is kind of a given.

 

I wish to be a copper ferring.

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græntəd, hɑwɛvər jɔr mɛməri ɪz tɛrəbəl əðərwɑjz.

 

aj wɪʃ ðæt ðɪs post kawntəd æz tu ɪn rɪgɑrdz tu maj læst kərs.

 

(translated: Granted, however your memory is terrible otherwise.

 

I wish this post counted as two in regards to my last curse.)

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græntəd, hɑwɛvər jɔr mɛməri ɪz tɛrəbəl əðərwɑjz.

 

aj wɪʃ ðæt ðɪs post kawntəd æz tu ɪn rɪgɑrdz tu maj læst kərs.

 

(translated: Granted, however your memory is terrible otherwise.

 

I wish this post counted as two in regards to my last curse.)

Granted. Your curse is seeing double whenever you are on any website other than 17thshard.com, yahoo news, myspace.com, or www.google.com/flights.

 

 

I wish that i had mad guitar skills like sgwizzgar.

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Granted, that seemed worse to write/read than backwards. However you are cursed with an unusually bad sense of direction!

 

I wish for a fancy monocle.

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Why do you want my ipod?

 

 

If you get shardboots, you won't be needing the ipod much longer.  See my bit about challengers and uselessness.

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Granted, but you lose the ability to make Monty Python references.

 

I wish for two more wishes. 

 

Granted but you get three more curses

 

I wish I could stop screwing around on the 17th shard and finish my homework.

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Granted, you can NEVER return to 17th shard.

 

I wish my roommates would clean after themselves.

It didn't work. :D

 

Done but you failed to specify how often

 

I wish my dorm room had better heating.

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Granted.  It is now on fire.

 

I wish for a snowcone.

Granted, but it is a snowcone of the yellow variety.....and I don't mean lemon......

 

I wish an elantrian, but with the source (like the city) of my magic centered on me  :)

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Granted, but it is a snowcone of the yellow variety.....and I don't mean lemon......

 

I wish an elantrian, but with the source (like the city) of my magic centered on me  :)

Granted but you will be allergic to Dor.

I wish for upvotes. :ph34r:

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Granted, but with an amount of downvotes equal to the amount of upvotes.

 

I wish for a backscratcher.

Granted. Now you will have to scratch your back all night.

I wish for a bright future

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Granted here's a flashlight, the batteries are constantly running out.

 

I wish for another stones unhallowed preview.

Granted, but it is flashed before your eyes so fast you cannot comprehend what you were shown

 

I wish to be good friends with Brandon Sanderson

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