RawToast225 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, however all other mistakes you have made are laid bare before the world. I wish for a perfect memory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) Granted, you remember every gruesome detail of your birth. I wish that Alcatrez Versus the Shattered Lense was in e-reader format for me to read, and the fifth book in the series was written already that I could read. Edited November 12, 2014 by Pathfinder 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkDesperado Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, but you have a rabid beaver attached to your e-reader that appears on any copy you try to read. I wish my backpack would stop hurting my shoulders, or any other body part. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, but you have a rabid beaver attached to your e-reader that appears on any copy you try to read. I wish my backpack would stop hurting my shoulders, or any other body part. First thought that popped in my head "why a beaver? out of all the animals, why pick a beaver?" lolol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyats Rani Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 First thought that popped in my head "why a beaver? out of all the animals, why pick a beaver?" lolol Hm... It has very big teeth? Granted, but you have a rabid beaver attached to your e-reader that appears on any copy you try to read. I wish my backpack would stop hurting my shoulders, or any other body part. Granted, you don't have a backpack anymore. I wish to be a good singer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Hm... It has very big teeth? Granted, you don't have a backpack anymore. I wish to be a good singer. Granted, but you can only sing at a pitch heard by dogs and cats which results in them following you EVERYWHERE I wish to be able to hop on one foot and spin around without getting dizzy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyats Rani Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, but you can only sing at a pitch heard by dogs and cats which results in them following you EVERYWHERE I wish to be able to hop on one foot and spin around without getting dizzy I like cats and dogs so that's not that much of a problem Granted, but you can never stop hopping and spinning. I wish to be able to drink whatever I want and never get drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I wish to be able to drink whatever I want and never get drunk. So what's your Boon? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, you don't have a backpack anymore. I wish to be a good singer. Granted, but you can't speak normally anymore. Everything you say is in song. To the tune of "Call me Maybe" I wish I had a Ryshadium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, it is dead I wish I had no homework 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) Granted, but that was all you had. You now have no other possessions to your name. I wish to go to the festival. Edit: the King's festival. Edited November 12, 2014 by Jabberwocky42 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, but that was all you had. You now have no other possessions to your name. I wish to go to the festival. Edit: the King's festival. Granted, you are turned into a goose, roasted, and are the main course for the festival I wish for the tastiest chocolate chip cookie ever that only I can eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, but no linger have a mouth. Find your own imaginative way to eat the cookie. I wish my cow would give us some milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) Granted, but it is on fire! The milk, not the cow I wish for an AT-AT Edited November 13, 2014 by Redbird3000 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkDesperado Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, but it's a broken down peace of junk that could explode at any minute. I wish for some really cute Vin/Elend fanart. (Don't judge me!!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, but it's a broken down peace of junk that could explode at any minute. I wish for some really cute Vin/Elend fanart. (Don't judge me!!) Here it is but I'm afraid we're all going to judge you anyway I wish Ben and Jerry's still made coffee heath bar crunch (that replacement toffee stuff is terrible). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, but Ben & Jerry's goes out of business. I wish for a working X-Wing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. You just need to go pick it up from Tatooine. I wish to be a Pewterarm/Steelrunner Twinborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 I wish Ben and Jerry's still made coffee heath bar crunch (that replacement toffee stuff is terrible). I miss that too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, but you randomly trip on your Mistcoat. I wish to be a Rithmatist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, but you can't draw a decent circle to save your life and you don't have a non-rithmatist friend to help you out. I wish I was a Bendalloy misting with unlimited access to bendalloy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, but you don't have an access to food. I wish for the ability to spend all day on this site, WITH the ability to Post, and the Ability to read other's posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruppe Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, but your fingers swell up so you can't push less than two keys at a time and the scroll bar will disappear. I wish for the ability to go forward in time to the end of my school examinations but still get the marks I would get if I had studied. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, but you cannot write, and when you try to it looks like scribbles, even if you're typing. I wish for a kitten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. It's dead. (you people don't learn) I wish for a great day at the beach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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