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Hm... It has very big teeth?

 

 

Granted, you don't have a backpack anymore.

 

I wish to be a good singer.

Granted, but you can only sing at a pitch heard by dogs and cats which results in them following you EVERYWHERE

 

I wish to be able to hop on one foot and spin around without getting dizzy

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Granted, but you can only sing at a pitch heard by dogs and cats which results in them following you EVERYWHERE

 

I wish to be able to hop on one foot and spin around without getting dizzy

I like cats and dogs so that's not that much of a problem :lol:

 

Granted, but you can never stop hopping and spinning.

 

I wish to be able to drink whatever I want and never get drunk.

Posted

Granted, you don't have a backpack anymore.

 

I wish to be a good singer.

Granted, but you can't speak normally anymore. Everything you say is in song. To the tune of "Call me Maybe"

 

I wish I had a Ryshadium.

Posted (edited)

Granted, but that was all you had. You now have no other possessions to your name.

I wish to go to the festival.

Edit: the King's festival.

Edited by Jabberwocky42
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Granted, but that was all you had. You now have no other possessions to your name.

I wish to go to the festival.

Edit: the King's festival.

Granted, you are turned into a goose, roasted, and are the main course for the festival

 

I wish for the tastiest chocolate chip cookie ever that only I can eat. 

Posted (edited)

Granted, but it is on fire! The milk, not the cow

 

I wish for an AT-AT

Edited by Redbird3000
Posted

Granted, but it's a broken down peace of junk that could explode at any minute.

 

I wish for some really cute Vin/Elend fanart. (Don't judge me!!)

 

Here it is but I'm afraid we're all going to judge you anyway

 

I wish Ben and Jerry's still made coffee heath bar crunch (that replacement toffee stuff is terrible).

Posted

Granted, but Ben & Jerry's goes out of business.

 

I wish for a working X-Wing.

Posted

Granted.  You just need to go pick it up from Tatooine.

 

I wish to be a Pewterarm/Steelrunner Twinborn.

Posted

Granted, but you can't draw a decent circle to save your life and you don't have a non-rithmatist friend to help you out.

 

I wish I was a Bendalloy misting with unlimited access to bendalloy.

Posted

Granted, but you don't have an access to food.

 

I wish for the ability to spend all day on this site, WITH the ability to Post, and the Ability to read other's posts.

Posted

Granted, but your fingers swell up so you can't push less than two keys at a time and the scroll bar will disappear.

 

I wish for the ability to go forward in time to the end of my school examinations but still get the marks I would get if I had studied.

Posted

Granted, but the portal opens up to Cthulu's home planet.

 

I wish for the ability to tell epic stories.

Posted

Granted, but the portal opens up to Cthulu's home planet.

 

I wish for the ability to tell epic stories.

 

Granted, but you can only tell them in Unkalaki, so no one understands a single thing you say.

 

 

I wish my roommates weren't airsick lowlanders.

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