Unhinged Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted it's Odium I wish for a chocolate chip cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) Granted. Odium assassinates you. I wish for Odium to be gone from my planet. EDIT: After he assassinates you Edited November 17, 2014 by pir2h 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted. Odium assassinates you. I wish for Odium to be gone from my planet. EDIT: After he assassinates you Done but he takes you with him I wish to come back to life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Done but he takes you with him I wish to come back to life. Done, but you are brain dead I wish to unite adonsalon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted. He shatters again. I wish for some mint tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted, it has actual spears in it though. I wish to be a minor epic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) Granted it's Odium I wish for a chocolate chip cookie This is a boon for the Dark Alley. Also Pirh, you missed a golden sales opportunity here. Granted, it has actual spears in it though. I wish to be a minor epic. Granted, your your ability is bio-luminescent toes, but your weakness is oxygen. I wish for some good surfing this week. Edited November 17, 2014 by Fatebreaker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted. You have no Friends. I wish for the next person to wish for a Curse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted. You have an itch on you foot all the time. I wish for a curse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkDesperado Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted, it's on fire, but not burning... make sense of that. I wish for something that's on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted. The longer he grows his hair the faster you age. I wish for unlimited internet wherever I go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 done here's the bill I wish I could sleep at will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted. Every time you open a tab, you get Rickrolled. I wish everyone had an oathstone, and I had possession of all of them. Granted you're killed by someone who want's you truthles (also I give you a curse for beating me to the last post) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted, but that sleep gives you no rest whatsoever, like storing sleep feruchemically. I wish for stones unhallowed to be out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted, you get it. It dies a day later. I wish for an unlimited supply of gold and an unlimited supply of things to spend it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted, the gold value crashes, it is now worth nothing. I wish for snow days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted, the gold value crashes, it is now worth nothing. I wish for snow days No you don't. Seriously, I did farm work in just a thin sleet this morning, and it was cold, windy, and miserable. When I lived in Illinois I regularly had to work in near-blizzard weather. Seriously? You still wish it? Fine. On your head it be. It snows, but you have no adequate winter gear and all heating mechanisms in your house fail. I wish to live in a perpetually sunny and tropical environment. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 No you don't. Seriously, I did farm work in just a thin sleet this morning, and it was cold, windy, and miserable. When I lived in Illinois I regularly had to work in near-blizzard weather. Seriously? You still wish it? Fine. On your head it be. It snows, but you have no adequate winter gear and all heating mechanisms in your house fail. I wish to live in a perpetually sunny and tropical environment. Granted, you live on an island that hosts an active volcano (just for the record I totally agree with you and abhor winter weather) I wish to be able to teleport like orson scott card's latest book series "the gatemage" (just for the record as well, I hated both books, but I do like the magic.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted, you live on an island that hosts an active volcano (just for the record I totally agree with you and abhor winter weather) I wish to be able to teleport like orson scott card's latest book series "the gatemage" (just for the record as well, I hated both books, but I do like the magic.) Granted, but you become trapped within the books and are forced to live out their plots forevermore. I wish for veto power on all curses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zea mays Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted. But you have to sit through 3 full congress procedurals before you cast any veto. I wish I could think up a good wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted, but you become trapped within the books and are forced to live out their plots forevermore. I wish for veto power on all curses. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::::pauses to take another breath::::: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trip Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 Granted. But you have to sit through 3 full congress procedurals before you cast any veto. I wish I could think up a good wish. Granted, but the wish you think of will not come true. I wish to become an Aluminum misting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you live in a place where aluminum is super expensive. I wish to know my ideals again. Edited November 18, 2014 by Windreader 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanderfan Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 (edited) Granted. You never get to read Stones Unhallowed. I wish I could finish rereading Words of Radiance. Edited November 18, 2014 by sanderfan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Granted, but you cannot stop rereading it. I want to get away from where Odium is and go back to Earth. With a positive Shard who invests on my planet and splinters Odium. (my last boon was that Odium be gone from Earth, in which the previous boon was that a Shard invest on Earth. He took me with him.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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