Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted. It is just a model.

 

I wish to know the end number of Pi. 

[Twenty@20 he/him]

Granted. Its 9. However you can never confirm it.

I wish for a delicious apple pie for breakfast

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but that is the last thing you can ever eat. You will be forever hungry (not unlike an Elantrian).

 

I wish for this game to end.

[Twenty@20 he/him]

Granted, but that is the last thing you can ever eat. You will be forever hungry (not unlike an Elantrian).

 

I wish for this game to end.

Granted, however you will start missing this game.

I wish that this game continues.

[the Gleeman he/him]

Granted but you may no longer be allowed to post more than five words at a time on this forum. 

 

I wish for a free 5 year trip around the world. 

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but you will not be able to see any of it. You will take the trip in a prison transport with your meals brought to you. There will be no escaping it.

 

I wish for more reputation points.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, they are all negative points.

 

I wish for a jar of grape jam.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, although you are unable to obtain anything to put it on.

 

I wish I had Allomantic iron

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, you now have an itch on your nose that won't go away.

I wish that the kitten I wished for was not dead.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted. It is alive, but it is inside out. It will live in agony for as long as you live. When you die, it dies.

 

I wish to be a martial arts master. 

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted, but then you are made a Shin truthless, forced to murder thousands of innocent people.

 

I wish for a talking, British, dinosaur, even if it's useless.

Edited November 14, 2014 by sanderfan

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but then it goes to the library and causes quite the commotion.

I wish to be a Knight of Crystallia.

Edited November 14, 2014 by Windreader

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted. That's its own curse.

 

I wish to have a powerful Talent.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, along with a swarm of mosquitos that follow you everywhere.

 

I wish to  be a dustbringer.

[Pathfinder]

Granted, but you are allergic to Stormlight

I wish to be Mistborn and my friend to be a metallurgist who knows how to make the metals just right. 

Granted, but without preservation on earth, burning them does nothing

 

I wish I saw Sally selling sea shells by the sea shore

[happyman he/him]

Granted, but without preservation on earth, burning them does nothing

 

I wish I saw Sally selling sea shells by the sea shore

 

Granted, but you will never know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.  You will also always have bitter butter which makes your batter bitter; you cannot get better butter.

 

I wish to know what the perfect boon to ask the Nightwatcher is.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, but you are not allowed to ask it.

 

I wish to switch bodies with Brandon Sanderson for a day so I can read his book drafts.

Edited November 14, 2014 by Kobold King

[Pathfinder]

Granted, but you are not allowed to ask it.

 

I wish to switch bodies with Brandon Sanderson for a day so I can read his book drafts.

Granted, but his computer crashes the whole day so you can't view them.

 

I wish Kobold King got his last wish (hows that for an infinite loop lol  )

[BreathTaker he/him]

Granted but he's sick as a dog and stuck on the toilet all day.

 

I wish to be a Windrunner.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, but you are subject to air traffic laws.

 

I wish for some atium spikes.

Edited November 15, 2014 by Redbird3000

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but they are in random earrings and you must try on every pair of earrings that ever existed in order to find the atrium spike earrings.

I wish for a coat like Captain Kaladin's.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, it is eternally wet.

 

I wish for perfect pitch.

[Pathfinder]

Granted, you now have the perfect pitch in which to tar your roof

 

I wish to fully understand realmatics

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but you become really bad at math.

I wish to be a Forger.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but you can never be anything else. No specialization beyond your skills as a forger.

 

I wish for a good night's sleep.