Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Twenty@20 he/him]

Granted, but it is flashed before your eyes so fast you cannot comprehend what you were shown

 

I wish to be good friends with Brandon Sanderson

Granted but your good friend will spoil you that your favourite character is going to die in the next book

I wish to be the first person to Mars.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. You are transported to Mars without a spacesuit or a way to return.

 

I wish for the ability to summon duplicates of myself from other universes.

[Twenty@20 he/him]

Granted. You are transported to Mars without a spacesuit or a way to return.

 

I wish for the ability to summon duplicates of myself from other universes.

Granted but you will have to divide your upvotes among all your duplicates

I wish to be able to lift Thor's hammer

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Granted but you will have to divide your upvotes among all your duplicates

I wish to be able to lift Thor's hammer

 

Granted, but you can NEVER let go of it.

 

I wish for a chipotle steak burrito.

Edited November 11, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[Kobold King he/him]

Great. Now I've got to split my upvotes with a bunch of insane blind dwarves. Since when can I get multiple curses from a single innocent wish?   

 

 

I wish for a chipotle steak burrito.

 

Granted. All foods and beverages will taste like chipotle steak burritos to you from now on.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Great. Now I've got to split my upvotes with a bunch of insane blind dwarves. Since when can I get multiple curses from a single innocent wish?   

 

 

 

Granted. All foods and beverages will taste like chipotle steak burritos to you from now on.

 

if you'd had a Chipotle steak burrito then you would know this isn't a curse.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Great. Now I've got to split my upvotes with a bunch of insane blind dwarves. Since when can I get multiple curses from a single innocent wish?   

 

 

 

Granted. All foods and beverages will taste like chipotle steak burritos to you from now on.

That's barely a curse, that's actually more of a boon.

Granted, but you can NEVER let go of it.

 

I wish for a chipotle steak burrito.

Granted, you forget the taste soon afterwards and can never taste another for the rest of your days (and nights).

 

I wish to see the world upside down.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

That's barely a curse, that's actually more of a boon.

Granted, you forget the taste soon afterwards and can never taste another for the rest of your days (and nights).

 

I wish to see the world upside down.

 

That's probably the worst curse I've heard all month. You're so devious!

 

Granted, but you are never able to support your family.

 

 

I wish to read the complete collection of Deadpool comics.

[Unhinged he/him]

That's probably the worst curse I've heard all month. You're so devious!

 

Granted, but you are never able to support your family.

 

 

I wish to read the complete collection of Deadpool comics.

 

Granted but now we're getting another X-men movie with him.

 

I wish for a week long ski vacation.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, you break your foot on the first day before skiing.

 

I wish for a nice cup of coffee.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but you burn your tongue on it because it's too hot.

I wish for a Smedry Talent.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, you now have two right feet

 

I wish for a hoverboard

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted you fall off as soon as you get on break your leg and you can't ride it anymore.

 

I wish for a million bucks.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, you have a million men in Milwaukee Bucks uniforms, and they seem pretty annoyed.

 

I wish I had a JJ Watt jersey.

[happyman he/him]

I wish for a Smedry Talent.

 

You must be mad.  That's asking for a boon and a curse all in one go.

[Pathfinder]

Granted, you have a million men in Milwaukee Bucks uniforms, and they seem pretty annoyed.

 

I wish I had a JJ Watt jersey.

Granted, but then JJ Watt shows up shirtless, pissed that you stole his jersey

 

I wish to always have exactly how much money I need to purchase anything in that moment I want to purchase

[navybrandt he/him]

Granted, but then JJ Watt shows up shirtless, pissed that you stole his jersey

 

I wish to always have exactly how much money I need to purchase anything in that moment I want to purchase

Granted, however, they are always sold out of what you want.

 

I wish for a pint of Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, it is on fire

 

I wish a copy of Legion: skin deep in English.

[18th Shard he/him]

Granted. You go blind.

 

I wish for INFINITE COSMIC POWER.

Edited November 12, 2014 by 18th Shard

[18th Shard he/him]

Granted, your powers will have a serious weakness that no one knows.

 

I wish that no one realizes what I just did.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, however all other mistakes you have made are laid bare before the world.

I wish for a perfect memory.

[Pathfinder]

Granted, you remember every gruesome detail of your birth.

 

I wish that Alcatrez Versus the Shattered Lense was in e-reader format for me to read, and the fifth book in the series was written already that I could read. 

Edited November 12, 2014 by Pathfinder

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, but you have a rabid beaver attached to your e-reader that appears on any copy you try to read.

 

I wish my backpack would stop hurting my shoulders, or any other body part.

[Pathfinder]

Granted, but you have a rabid beaver attached to your e-reader that appears on any copy you try to read.

 

I wish my backpack would stop hurting my shoulders, or any other body part.

First thought that popped in my head "why a beaver? out of all the animals, why pick a beaver?" lolol

[Kyats Rani she/her]

First thought that popped in my head "why a beaver? out of all the animals, why pick a beaver?" lolol

Hm... It has very big teeth?

 

 

Granted, but you have a rabid beaver attached to your e-reader that appears on any copy you try to read.

 

I wish my backpack would stop hurting my shoulders, or any other body part.

Granted, you don't have a backpack anymore.

 

I wish to be a good singer.