Twenty@20 Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, but it is a snowcone of the yellow variety.....and I don't mean lemon...... I wish an elantrian, but with the source (like the city) of my magic centered on me Granted but you will be allergic to Dor.I wish for upvotes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkDesperado Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, but with an amount of downvotes equal to the amount of upvotes. I wish for a backscratcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twenty@20 Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, but with an amount of downvotes equal to the amount of upvotes. I wish for a backscratcher. Granted. Now you will have to scratch your back all night. I wish for a bright future 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Granted here's a flashlight, the batteries are constantly running out. I wish for another stones unhallowed preview. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Granted here's a flashlight, the batteries are constantly running out. I wish for another stones unhallowed preview. Granted, but it is flashed before your eyes so fast you cannot comprehend what you were shown I wish to be good friends with Brandon Sanderson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twenty@20 Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Granted, but it is flashed before your eyes so fast you cannot comprehend what you were shown I wish to be good friends with Brandon Sanderson Granted but your good friend will spoil you that your favourite character is going to die in the next bookI wish to be the first person to Mars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Granted. You are transported to Mars without a spacesuit or a way to return. I wish for the ability to summon duplicates of myself from other universes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twenty@20 Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Granted. You are transported to Mars without a spacesuit or a way to return. I wish for the ability to summon duplicates of myself from other universes. Granted but you will have to divide your upvotes among all your duplicates I wish to be able to lift Thor's hammer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) Granted but you will have to divide your upvotes among all your duplicates I wish to be able to lift Thor's hammer Granted, but you can NEVER let go of it. I wish for a chipotle steak burrito. Edited November 11, 2014 by Fatebreaker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Great. Now I've got to split my upvotes with a bunch of insane blind dwarves. Since when can I get multiple curses from a single innocent wish? I wish for a chipotle steak burrito. Granted. All foods and beverages will taste like chipotle steak burritos to you from now on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Great. Now I've got to split my upvotes with a bunch of insane blind dwarves. Since when can I get multiple curses from a single innocent wish? Granted. All foods and beverages will taste like chipotle steak burritos to you from now on. if you'd had a Chipotle steak burrito then you would know this isn't a curse. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkDesperado Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Great. Now I've got to split my upvotes with a bunch of insane blind dwarves. Since when can I get multiple curses from a single innocent wish? Granted. All foods and beverages will taste like chipotle steak burritos to you from now on. That's barely a curse, that's actually more of a boon. Granted, but you can NEVER let go of it. I wish for a chipotle steak burrito. Granted, you forget the taste soon afterwards and can never taste another for the rest of your days (and nights). I wish to see the world upside down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 That's barely a curse, that's actually more of a boon. Granted, you forget the taste soon afterwards and can never taste another for the rest of your days (and nights). I wish to see the world upside down. That's probably the worst curse I've heard all month. You're so devious! Granted, but you are never able to support your family. I wish to read the complete collection of Deadpool comics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 That's probably the worst curse I've heard all month. You're so devious! Granted, but you are never able to support your family. I wish to read the complete collection of Deadpool comics. Granted but now we're getting another X-men movie with him. I wish for a week long ski vacation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, you break your foot on the first day before skiing. I wish for a nice cup of coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, but you burn your tongue on it because it's too hot. I wish for a Smedry Talent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, you now have two right feet I wish for a hoverboard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted you fall off as soon as you get on break your leg and you can't ride it anymore. I wish for a million bucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkDesperado Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, you have a million men in Milwaukee Bucks uniforms, and they seem pretty annoyed. I wish I had a JJ Watt jersey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I wish for a Smedry Talent. You must be mad. That's asking for a boon and a curse all in one go. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, you have a million men in Milwaukee Bucks uniforms, and they seem pretty annoyed. I wish I had a JJ Watt jersey. Granted, but then JJ Watt shows up shirtless, pissed that you stole his jersey I wish to always have exactly how much money I need to purchase anything in that moment I want to purchase 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, but then JJ Watt shows up shirtless, pissed that you stole his jersey I wish to always have exactly how much money I need to purchase anything in that moment I want to purchase Granted, however, they are always sold out of what you want. I wish for a pint of Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, it is on fire I wish a copy of Legion: skin deep in English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) Granted. You go blind. I wish for INFINITE COSMIC POWER. Edited November 12, 2014 by 18th Shard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, your powers will have a serious weakness that no one knows. I wish that no one realizes what I just did. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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