Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, with no curse, because I want that too!

[Pathfinder]

Granted, 

 

(You are evil) 

Granted, but you share both the curses

I wish my most hated enemy would suffer in my (now 2) curse(s) as well.

 

Granted, with no curse, because I want that too!

Graaah, i keep coming up with all these fun curses, but no wishes so not sure if I can participate 

 

Basically I was going to say granted, but your most hated enemy suffering the two curses, results in the child of your most hated enemy making it their life goal to get revenge and now you both have an EVEN WORSE most hated enemy with no curses to hamper them. 

 

hmmmm what wish could I say.......I wish......to live on my own island with the people i love, that is stocked with all i could ever want and need. that work?

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, but after a month all your loved ones turn evil and burn down your supplies leaving you for dead.

 

I wish I could dance better.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted, but that was all you could do. Instead of walking, you would dance to your destinations.

I wish to be omniscient.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, you know everything, but you are mute and quadriplegic.

 

I wish for an apple. 

[Kyats Rani she/her]

Granted, but it tastes like ear wax.

 

I wish to be able to fly.

[dants he/him]

Granted, but it tastes like ear wax.

 

I wish to be able to fly.

Granted, but you can't steer.

 

I wish to have a dance party.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, no people show up

I wish for a bead of lerasium

[Rubix he/him]

Granted, but you accidentally throw it away before you have a chance to ingest it.

 

I wish for the Love Magic spammers to no longer spam their message by any means anywhere.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, with no curse because the Nightwatcher hates spam.

 

I wish for the perfect collection of gifs to use on twitter for jokes and whatnot.

[Pathfinder]

Granted, with no curse because the Nightwatcher hates spam.

 

I wish for the perfect collection of gifs to use on twitter for jokes and whatnot.

Granted, but all the collections of gifs are in reference to things that occured for an alien race we have not met yet, so no one understands to context

 

I wish to have my own private pet aviar, but in cat form since I like cats more 

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Granted, but that was all you could do. Instead of walking, you would dance to your destinations.

I wish to be omniscient.

 

How is that a curse? Sounds like a boon to me.

 

 

 

Granted, but all the collections of gifs are in reference to things that occured for an alien race we have not met yet, so no one understands to context

 

I wish to have my own private pet aviar, but in cat form since I like cats more 

 

Granted, it runs away and never comes back.

 

 

I wish for an endless supply of good music.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, but you have nothing to play the music on.

 

I wish I knew what was up with Hoid.

[Rubix he/him]

Granted, but you can't talk to anybody about it for the next 30 years, because Brandon has sworn you to secrecy.

 

I wish all of the cosmere books were available for public (myself included) to consume.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, but they are written in a code that will take the time it would have taken for them to be released to break.

 

I wish I WAS Hoid. 

[Shardcellist]

Granted,

Odium catches you.

 

I wish for my curse to be nullified.

[Thethirdstone]

Granted, your curse is that all your dreams come true and you experience the most exquisite pleasure you will ever know.

 

I wish I could be instantly good at everything I attempt.

Edited November 8, 2014 by Thethirdstone

[Natanaj he/him]

Granted, your curse is that all your dreams come true and you experience the most exquisite pleasure you will ever know.

 

I wish I could be instantly good at everything I attempt.

granted. your curse is that at random occurrences, you temporarily lose one of your senses (smell sight hearing etc.) and one of your cognitive functions (hand-eye coordination, memory, spacial reasoning etc.) which may or may not be required for a skill you are using.

 

 

I wish i had perfect pitch

[dants he/him]

granted. your curse is that at random occurrences, you temporarily lose one of your senses (smell sight hearing etc.) and one of your cognitive functions (hand-eye coordination, memory, spacial reasoning etc.) which may or may not be required for a skill you are using.

 

 

I wish i had perfect pitch

(Brilliant curse, by the way)

Granted. However, Music is the only thing you can hear.

 

I want a huge jar of Nutella.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Granted. you are now allergic to dairy products.

 

I wish I witnessed the creation of the universe.

[Natanaj he/him]

Granted. you are now allergic to dairy products.

 

I wish I witnessed the creation of the universe.

Granted. Your curse is that you go blind immediately after, and stay blind until it is time to witness its end.

 

I wish me 'nd me cru wer da kings of newcastle m8s.

or

I wish my friends and i were the kings of newcastle.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but you store it in a coppermind that gets lost and burned by a Mistborn.

I wish to Twinborn and Mistborn.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, then it is spiked out of you, although you survive.

 

I wish I could expect the spanish inquisition.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but you sneeze at dramatic moments.

I wish for Stormlight three to be finished soon.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, but any time you try to read or listen to it all you hear/see is nonsense.

 

I wish that the next post was written backwards.