Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted the potatoa fall from 1000 feet in the air 

I wish for a girlfriend 

[Wierdo he/him]

Granted. It's your great grandmother.
I wish for new pants

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted they are completely shredded.

I wish for less homework.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

Granted. There is physically less of it but it is 10 000 000 times more difficult.

I wish to be able to respawn.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Granted, but only when you die of unnatural causes. (Get sick? No Respawn. Fall off a cliff because you were on your phone? Come on back!)

I wish to not be nervous around people.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, you are now nervous when you're alone.

I wish my work was done.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It becomes undone after five minutes.

i WiSh FoR mOtIvAtIoN.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted. You are motivated to do something pointless. 
 

I wish for a doughnut

[Cash67]

Granted. You now must always spell it as ‘donut’

I wish to be able to loop my voice on itself

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It's an eternal feedback loop and you go deaf after a few minutes of high-pitched screaming.

I wish for my art teacher to forget all about this project I don't want to do and give me an A.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I’ve got a great idea for Glass’s that I’ll share after these fantastic people who have been here for a while respond.

Edited May 13, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. Everyone you ever met forgets who you are entirely.

I wish I could play video games and lifeguard simultaneously and just hear a buzzer go off whenever someone was drowning.

[The Stick]

Granted. However, the buzzer is ultrasonic and outside of human hearing.

I wish for my washer to have a filter that automatically catches stray pens in the pockets.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but when you walk close to it it shoots them at you as high speed projectiles

I wish for a nice pair of pants

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. While your pair of pants is nice, all of your shirts become mean.

I wish for a full, solar eclipse.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Granted! But it happens to be while you’re in prison for stealing books.

I wish that I could get my forge set up sooner

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. You can only make weapons.

I wish that my nose wasn't so stuffy.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted. You lose your nose.

I wish that any animal I touch gains human intelligence as long as I am touching it.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You lose human intelligence whenever you touch an animal.

I to have skin that is impervious to bullets.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but only ones going at exactly 1 m/s

I wish to be able to remember everything that I have learnt

[The Stick]

Granted. You can never learn anything new!

I wish for a less temperamental oven.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It's too nice to heat up.

I wish for more school days.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted. School is now all day and all night with no breaks.

I wish that I can never run out of money.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are overcome with insatiable greed and the economy collapses.

I wish for a cicada.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Where one goes, thousands more will follow...

(actually though, going to sleep to the sound of cicadas is so soothing. i miss it.)

I wish for a live cricket in a cage.