Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It explodes.

I wish for a map of my neighborhood.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. It's 100 years old.

I wish to be a banana.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. The banana is eaten. 

I wish for social skills.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. All people except me because I'm cool disappear.

I Wish for candy to have positive nutritional value.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. It is now incredibly prohibitively expensive.

I wish to be able to shapeshift into an eagle and back as many times as I want.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You can shapeshift into an eagle made of cement as many times as you want.

I wish to go home.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Your home has been taken over by a multitude of small crabs.

I wish for a guitar riff to play any time I do an air guitar like in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. You also have Bill and Ted's level of vocabulary

I wish for my glasses to not be broken

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your vision is now perfect, but you have to keep wearing the glasses.

I wish to have telekinetic powers.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. Random, thirty foot deep holes appear in front of you at random times, about three times a day. The holes are permanent.

I wish for a permanent ownership to all of the Adobe products.

[Experience he/him]

Granted, but you can only ever use a Chromebook.

I wish for a puppy of my own.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. All other pets disappear.
I wish to have a big brain.

[Soulbinder she/her]

9 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

Granted. You also have Bill and Ted's level of vocabulary

Totally bogus.

1 hour ago, TEFT4EVAH said:

I wish to have a big brain.

Granted. Your neck is not designed to support such weight, so you will have to get used to wearing a neck brace and back supports. 

I wish for a gigantic rubber duck.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. It's completely deflated and full of holes.

I wish for crackers and cheese.

[strmblsd he/him]

your wish granted you have gotten your cheese and crackers but every time to try to take a bite of it it magically moves one foot away.

I wish for a bazooka!

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. Every time you hear the note middle "C" played, you are teleported five feet away from yourself in a random direction. Even if you end up in something solid.

I wish for friends.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You now have to put up with Ross and Rachel arguing for the rest of your life.

I wish to be able to fall asleep on command.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. You have narcolepsy.

I wish Stormlight 5 was out already.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. It is out. As in Brandon threw it OUT the window.

 

I wish to be the smartest person.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. You have ten days to live.

I wish to be a windrunner.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The wind seems to hate you in particular.

I wish for my laptop's battery to last longer.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You have to constantly charge it.

I wish to have a bottle of un-boredem.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. It's poison. Drinking it will render you incapable of boredom.

I wish for the Forget-Me Stick from Megamind.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

6 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

I wish for the Forget-Me Stick from Megamind.

(I had to look up a clip) Granted, however, it's so soft, you would have to be a pewterarm to make someone Forget-Me

I wish for a never ending supply of fresh pineapple

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. However it appears in my room instead of yours. (I'll mail you some! )

I wish for a large group of friendly people to share my new never-ending supply of fresh pineapple with.