Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ookla she/her]

I wish for people to include wishes in their posts.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Ookla said:

I wish for people to include wishes in their posts.

Granted. A tree spontaneously combusts every time it happens.

I wish for a bonsai tree.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. But it spontaneously combusts the moment you touch it because you made a wish.

I wish for a pencil.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It’s one of those cheap bendy ones.

I wish for my bonsai back.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

(whoopsie, that's my bad )

Granted. I send you a box with the splintered wood in it.

I wish to remember things I forgot about.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You forget about everything you remembered prior to this. You now know you have a math homework to do for tonight, but you don't remember to who give it back. Or what name you should put on it, for that matter.

I wish for a rational school administration.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You now only get a single piece of bread for lunch, as it is a wartime rational administration.

I wish for sugar to be good for your teeth instead of bad.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. It is now also incredibly bitter.

I wish for Irish dance to take over the dancing world. (Not really, but I'm excited to see what happens to this... )

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Everyone is terrible at it.

I wish for a bouquet of flowers.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Your bane is that you are now wildly allergic to fake flowers.

I wish for a new sketchbook.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. It's extremely good quality, and would be the best sketchbook in the world, except that every time you try to draw in it you burn a hole through the page.

I wish for chocolate. 

[Soulbinder she/her]

4 hours ago, Ookla said:

Granted. It's extremely good quality, and would be the best sketchbook in the world, except that every time you try to draw in it you burn a hole through the page.

Wow, I didn't realize my drawings were THAT bad 

4 hours ago, Ookla said:

I wish for chocolate. 

Granted. You get two chocolate bars. One is poisoned, one is not. The poison is undetectable by any means. Decisions, decisions.

I wish for motivation to actually write the story I've been thinking about for weeks.

[Lunamor she/her]

51 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted. You get two chocolate bars. One is poisoned, one is not. The poison is undetectable by any means. Decisions, decisions.

*scrutinizes in Iroh*

52 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

I wish for motivation to actually write the story I've been thinking about for weeks.

Granted. Somehow you always manage to attract piranhas whenever you enter a body of water.

I wish to have a good singing voice.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

9 hours ago, Lunamor said:

*scrutinizes in Iroh*

Granted. Somehow you always manage to attract piranhas whenever you enter a body of water.

I wish to have a good singing voice.

Granted. Worms now constantly pour out of your ears.

I wish for a corrupted shardblade that bleeds black smoke.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. It steals your soul and you're cursed to live out your days as a shambling remnant of what you once were, a tortured being devoid of any comfort or peace as you seek in vain for completion once more.

I wish for a sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are forever haunted by the knowledge that it will never be as good as The Sandwich.

I wish for geese to be nicer.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. They have no idea what "nice" is, so they bring you hundreds of dead mice instead.

I wish to pass my math test.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

granted, but you still don't quite understand the material, and it turns out you WILL need that math in your future career

 

I wish to remember where I put my watch

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Someone else also remembers where you put it and steals it before you can get to it.

I wish for the new Secret Project to be out already.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Your bane is that Moash gets a redemption arc in it and the whole fandom knows it's because of you. Enjoy! >:)

I wish for a quality adaptation of Mistborn into an animated series to be made.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted. Your bane is that Moash gets a redemption arc in it and the whole fandom knows it's because of you. Enjoy! >:)

 

*fear for my life*

Granted! They make a total garbage animated series out of Stormlight as well.

I wish it were still Winter. 

Edited March 23, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

granted, but your fingernails grow so fast that you must clip them daily

I wish for my bane to be proportional to my boon

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish for some rhinestones.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted. they are paper thin and break as soon as you touch them

i wish for the knowledge to how to write insanely well

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are driven insane.

I wish for a goldfish with very good memory.