Ookla Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Granted. (I also think that sounds amazing, but I still have to give you a boon...) The macadamia nuts become agry and return to attack you. I wish for the absurd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 (edited) Granted. Normal now eludes you. I wish Winter were longer. Edited March 17 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Granted. Winter no longer has weekends. I wish for a nice, warm pair of socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 (edited) Granted. They have massive holes in them. () I wish to be cold all the time. Edited March 17 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Granted? I don't know why you would want that, but granted? Your bane is that you become bitter and withdrawn, so that in addition to being physically cold you are now a cold person. Metaphorically. I wish to be able to articulate my ideas more clearly and eloquently. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 On 3/15/2024 at 12:35 PM, Through The Living Glass said: Granted. You now use too many inappropriately placed commas. I wish for people to stop using too many commas. Funny I actually use to much commas. Still working on it. 1 hour ago, Soulbinder said: Granted? I don't know why you would want that, but granted? Your bane is that you become bitter and withdrawn, so that in addition to being physically cold you are now a cold person. Metaphorically. I wish to be able to articulate my ideas more clearly and eloquently. Granted, but you can only write them in a language no one knows I wish to be able to write glowing script in the air 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Granted. It’s the script to the Bee Movie. I wish for my favorite soccer team to always win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 10 hours ago, Lunamor said: Granted. It’s the script to the Bee Movie. I wish for my favorite soccer team to always win. Granted, but you never get the news. I wish to have more opportunity to play soccer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Granted. However, every time you play you pull a muscle. I wish for all timers to stop beeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Granted. There is now no point to timers, because they are never able to alert you of anything. I wish for extra time to do my homework I forgot about... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Granted, but you now have twice as much homework to do. I wish to be able to sleep in more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Granted. You never feel fully awake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 I wish for people to include wishes in their posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 1 minute ago, Ookla said: I wish for people to include wishes in their posts. Granted. A tree spontaneously combusts every time it happens. I wish for a bonsai tree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Granted. But it spontaneously combusts the moment you touch it because you made a wish. I wish for a pencil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Granted. It’s one of those cheap bendy ones. I wish for my bonsai back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 (whoopsie, that's my bad ) Granted. I send you a box with the splintered wood in it. I wish to remember things I forgot about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Granted. You forget about everything you remembered prior to this. You now know you have a math homework to do for tonight, but you don't remember to who give it back. Or what name you should put on it, for that matter. I wish for a rational school administration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Granted. You now only get a single piece of bread for lunch, as it is a wartime rational administration. I wish for sugar to be good for your teeth instead of bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Granted. It is now also incredibly bitter. I wish for Irish dance to take over the dancing world. (Not really, but I'm excited to see what happens to this... ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Granted. Everyone is terrible at it. I wish for a bouquet of flowers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Granted. Your bane is that you are now wildly allergic to fake flowers. I wish for a new sketchbook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Granted. It's extremely good quality, and would be the best sketchbook in the world, except that every time you try to draw in it you burn a hole through the page. I wish for chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 4 hours ago, Ookla said: Granted. It's extremely good quality, and would be the best sketchbook in the world, except that every time you try to draw in it you burn a hole through the page. Wow, I didn't realize my drawings were THAT bad 4 hours ago, Ookla said: I wish for chocolate. Granted. You get two chocolate bars. One is poisoned, one is not. The poison is undetectable by any means. Decisions, decisions. I wish for motivation to actually write the story I've been thinking about for weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 51 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: Granted. You get two chocolate bars. One is poisoned, one is not. The poison is undetectable by any means. Decisions, decisions. *scrutinizes in Iroh* 52 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: I wish for motivation to actually write the story I've been thinking about for weeks. Granted. Somehow you always manage to attract piranhas whenever you enter a body of water. I wish to have a good singing voice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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