Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, your bones are dangerously narrow.

I wish for my chickens to stop pooping on me.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Ew, granted. They now poop all over your dinner.

I wish for some peace and quiet...

[LightRinger he/him]

Granted, you now have no sense of hearing. 
 

I wish for a warehouse full of OPC playing cards. (I’m a geek, I know.)

Edited March 8, 2024 by LightRinger
Adding a wish.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your left and right hands get switched.

I wish for one of those tassels you find on things like graduation caps.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted.  It's permanently attached to your hand.

I wish for people to stop Rick Rolling me.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted.

Spoiler

The Nightwatcher, not being a person, does it instead.

 

I wish for a mini horse.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but it is too small to ride, and has a really bad temper

I wish for a clidesdale 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Everyone else is convinced it’s a mini horse.

I wish for a friendly puma.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Any water you attempt to pour or drink now has the viscosity of molasses.

I wish for raindrops to swerve away when they are about to land in my eyes.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, they swerve into your ears

 I wish for pie

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It explodes all over your bedroom because obviously you eat pie in your bedroom like a normal person.

I wish for a laptop that never runs out of battery.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. It feeds on souls to fuel this neverending battery.

I wish for a fancy umbrella.

[Sophrosyne he/him]

Granted but it has several "tasteful" holes in it.

I wish I was a pewter misting.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

29 minutes ago, Sophrosyne said:

Granted but it has several "tasteful" holes in it.

I wish I was a pewter misting.

granted though you now have a severe pewter alergy so bad that you cant even look at pewter without your through swelling

i wish for the cake to not be a lie

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 hours ago, Faerie Braids said:

Granted. It feeds on souls to fuel this neverending battery.

 

I can live with that.

9 hours ago, Sophrosyne said:

I wish I was a pewter misting.

Granted. You can only use it for impractical things.

I wish to be Nahel bonded to a spren.

[The Stick]

Granted! 

Your spren gets pulled into the physical realm and dies.

I wish I had good eyesight.

[Mist she/her]

 

2 hours ago, The Stick said:

Granted! 

Your spren gets pulled into the physical realm and dies.

I wish I had good eyesight.

Granted. You can no longer feel your toes.

I wish my hands never got dry.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. they're constantly moist.

I wish daylight savings was abolished I could have a normal sleep schedule  

Edited March 13, 2024 by Pineap-spider
grammar

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, the earth stops rotating, ending the need for Daylight savings. or days in general.

I wish for a gold medal

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

6 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Granted, the earth stops rotating, ending the need for Daylight savings. or days in general.

I wish for a gold medal

Granted. Someone steals it

[Lunamor she/her]

I wish for people to remember to include wishes along with banes ()

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but people dont put in banes

I wish for people to include banes, with their wishes

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You now use too many inappropriately placed commas.

I wish for people to stop using too many commas.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. N.o.w. t.h.e.y. u..s....e.. t.o.o... .m..a..n....y.  p.e..r..i..o..d.s....

I wish for a teddy bear grenade.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. It comes without a pin. Better run fast...

I wish for a potted hyacinth.