Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Darkfinder she/her]

Granted the hugs suffocate you

I wish to be able to take short breaks from the shard to do school work while also being able to think up of names easily 

[theTruthshaper]

1 minute ago, Darkfinder said:

Granted the hugs suffocate you

I wish to be able to take short breaks from the shard to do school work while also being able to think up of names easily 

'Tis impossble, not even Nightwatcher can grant this

[NameIess]

11 hours ago, Darkfinder said:

I wish to be able to take short breaks from the shard to do school work while also being able to think up of names easily 

Granted. You already have this ability, so nothing changes. The Ability to do something does not mean you can do it though. Much practice will be required.

 

I wish for a thousand years of

[Mist she/her]

4 hours ago, Nameless said:

Granted. You already have this ability, so nothing changes. The Ability to do something does not mean you can do it though. Much practice will be required.

 

I wish for a thousand years of

Of what? 

[NameIess]

18 hours ago, Mist said:

Of what? 

sure, that works.

[Emi she/her]

You get a thousand years of what. Your bane is that you always need to say “what?!” Before an answer to a question.

I wish to be the happiest person in the world!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Granted, but you will die in an hour. 
I wish I could become a windrunner. 

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

I wish I could become a windrunner. 

Ah, this is the wish of many. A wise wish, and it shall be granted. Your bane shall be the loss of your eyesight, so that you may become closer to the wind than all others.

 

I wish for wisdom.

[dannnex male]

14 hours ago, Nameless said:

I wish for wisdom.

Granted, but the the amount of wisdom you have is inversely proportionate to the amount of compassion you have. It varies day by day.

Granted, you are now known as one of the wisest people on earth. People flock to you for your advice. Your bane is that people always follow your advice, not realizing that you aren’t perfect. Your advice may be spot on 99% of the time, but it always seems to fail when it matters the most. 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

@Danex What do you wish for?

[dannnex male]

Oh right

im dumb

I wish to not be dumb and remember to write a wish.

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Danex said:

I wish to not be dumb and remember to write a wish.

Granted. Your bane is that your intelligence is so great that even leading scientists cannot understand anything you write.

[Enter a username]

What about your wish?

Edited July 25, 2020 by Enter a username

[NameIess]

On 7/25/2020 at 5:08 PM, Enter a username said:

What about your wish?

I forgot was attempting to empathize with other people that do not have the presence of mind that I have. toooooooooooooooootally.

 

I wish for a million rupies.

[FriarFritz]

Congratulations! You get 1,000,000 Indonesian Rupiah, worth about 70 USD I'll be nice and give you Indian rupees instead - about $13,000. However, you cannot purchase anything for yourself with your own money, or allow anyone else to purchase something for you with your money.

I wish for the ability to learn any musical instrument instantly.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but you are now deaf. You will never hear the melodies you play.

I wish for a fedora.

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for a fedora.

Granted. You now own a fedora. As your bane, you now have a flat-cap permanently stuck to your head, and you cannot wear any other type of hat.

 

I wish for an awesome flatcap.

Edited July 29, 2020 by Nameless

[FriarFritz]

You get an awesome flatcap (similar to the one I'm wearing in my profile pic). Your hair is also constantly on fire, á la the burning bush. Anything besides you that touches the fire gets burned.

I want a sentient taco.

[Eluvianii he/him]

14 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

I want a sentient taco.

Granted. And you become his servant.

I want a new pair of shoes.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Granted, they are the nicest pair of shoes you’ve ever owned, but they don’t fit. 
I wish for a Shardblade. 

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

I wish for a Shardblade. 

Granted. You lose all creativity and originality.

 

I wish for a Minecraft bucket in real life.

[Enter a username]

Granted. It's so incredibly massive that you couldn't ever hope to move it an inch.

I wish that someone would post on the Zelda thread.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, Enter a username said:

I wish that someone would post on the Zelda thread.

Granted. Can I have a link? Gettit? A link???

I wish for a link to the Zelda thread.

[Enter a username]

Granted. You now have Link.

I wish for a... something.

Edited July 29, 2020 by Enter a username

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Granted, but that something will eat your face unless you feed it octopus. 
I wish for a Dawnshard.