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@EmulatonStromenkiin @CalanoCorvus @DoomslugLuna @demiblob @Elf @Frustration @Witless of Shinovar @Cash67 @Morningtide

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Tani: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Emulaton: What did you do?

Tani: Nobody died.

Emulaton: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Calano: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Demiblob: You were flirting with Luna.
Calano: So what? They're my partner.
Demiblob: You asked them if they were single.
Calano:
Demiblob: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

(this just sounds like something Demiblob would say it fits so very well)

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Emulaton: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Tani: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Demiblob isn’t.

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Tani: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Demiblob: Wasn't Quarterfeather with you?
Quarterfeather: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Elf: We need to get through this locked door. Tani, give me your credit card.
Tani: Here.
Elf, pocketing it: Thanks. Frustration, kick down the door.

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Demiblob: Um, Quarterfeather, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Quarterfeather: We need money!
Demiblob: You're scamming him?
Quarterfeather: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Demiblob: What?! No way!
Quarterfeather: Why not? We already stole Tani!
Tani: Hey guys
Demiblob: No, we didn't. Tani can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Tani: I wanna steal

i love this its so fun

[DoomslugLuna]

16 minutes ago, Tani said:

Calano: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Demiblob: You were flirting with Luna.
Calano: So what? They're my partner.
Demiblob: You asked them if they were single.
Calano:
Demiblob: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

This is something Calano would do.

[Cash67]

CalanoCorvus: ....What were you thinking?

Elf: I heard releasing birds at a wedding was romantic.

DoomslugLuna: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES?!?

 

@CalanoCorvus @Elf @DoomslugLuna

[Guest]

 i love how in every one im in im either morally gray or outright chaotic  

(I actually love it <3 morally grey chaotic characters are my favourite)

[Morningtide she/her]

1 minute ago, Elf said:

 i love how in every one im in im either morally gray or outright chaotic  

(I actually love it <3 morally grey chaotic characters are my favourite)

I think that's why lol  that and your pfps of antiheros! 

[Guest]

: D 

Yep probably  

Current obsession is once more Tom Riddle : )

[Morningtide she/her]

He is amazing tho  

[Going_North_cal]

21 hours ago, DoomslugLuna said:

This is something Calano would do.

While on the one hand... yes.

But on the other hand...

Why would you call me out like this. The betrayal D:

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Spoiler

Insa: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Snail: They do.

Bookwyrm: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

 

Insa: You're right.

Bookwyrm: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you.Did you just learn it?

 

Ranryu: Why are you on fire? 

Insa: This is just how my day is going. 

Cellist: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Snail without them noticing? 

Ranryu: Hey, Snail, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. 

Snail: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser. 

Cellist: ... 

 

Snail: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people. 

 

Snail: Do you know a turtles only weakness? 

Wizard: No... well, their slowness. 

Snail: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. 

Snail: Now I have a plan. 

Snail: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable. 

 

Bookwyrm: What is your biggest weakness?

Insa: I can be uncooperative.

Bookwyrm: Okay, can you give me an example?

Insa: No.

 

Insa: I made tea.

Bookwyrm: I don’t want tea.

Insa: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Bookwyrm: Then why are you telling me?

Insa: It is a conversation starter.

Bookwyrm: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Insa: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

 @TheGreatSnail @Ranryu @That1Cellist @The Wandering Wizard @The Bookwyrm

[Channelknight Fadran]

Spoiler

xino: We need to distract these guys
Fadran: Leave it to me
Fadran: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Enter, Frustry, and Matrim: *Immediately begin arguing*
Danex, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

 

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Fadran: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
xino: ...I did. I broke it.
Fadran: No. No you didn't. Matrim?
Matrim: Don't look at me. Look at Frustry.
Frustry: What?! I didn't break it.
Matrim: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Frustry: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Matrim: Suspicious.
Frustry: No, it's not!
Enter: If it matters, probably not, but Danex was the last one to use it.
Danex: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Enter: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Danex: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Enter!
xino: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Fadran.
Fadran: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Enter: Fadran... Matrim's been awfully quiet.
Matrim: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Fadran, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Fadran: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Fadran:
Fadran: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

@dannnnnex @Frustration @xinoehp512 

@Matrim's Dice @Enter a username

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Spoiler

Matrim: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Matrim: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Matrim: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

 

Fadran: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time. But that's Kelsier's job tho...

Matrim: Fadran, why are you standing in front of the fan?
Fadran: I’m waiting for Kasimir to look into our window when they come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel.
Matrim: You want Kasimir to think you’re a supermodel?
Fadran: Giving them eye candy is the least I can do. It’ll probably be the best part of their walk!
Matrim, sarcastically: You’re selfless.
Fadran: Thank you for noticing.

Matrim: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.
Fadran: I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Kasimir: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

@Matrim's Dice @Channelknight Fadran @Kasimir

Someone make one about me plz...

[Wittles he/him]

Spoiler

Tani: You guys worried about Cash?
Witless: Totally!
Nerdy: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Tani: And what'd you say?
Nerdy: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Witless:
Tani: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

Nerdy: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Nerdy: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Witless: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

Nerdy: Guys where did Cash go?
Witless: They got arrested.
Nerdy: How the hell-
Cash: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Tani: Wow! Nerdy made you cry?
Cash, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.

Tani, trying to impress Nerdy: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
Cash: They turned it off and back on again.

@Tani @Cash67 @NerdyAarakocra

[Cash67]

1 hour ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

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Tani: You guys worried about Cash?
Witless: Totally!
Nerdy: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Tani: And what'd you say?
Nerdy: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Witless:
Tani: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

Nerdy: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Nerdy: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Witless: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

Nerdy: Guys where did Cash go?
Witless: They got arrested.
Nerdy: How the hell-
Cash: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Tani: Wow! Nerdy made you cry?
Cash, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.

Tani, trying to impress Nerdy: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
Cash: They turned it off and back on again.

@Tani @Cash67 @NerdyAarakocra

The last two are 100% me!!

[Wittles he/him]

7 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

The last two are 100% me!!

Lol, awesome

[Ranryu she/her]

Spoiler

Cellist: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Ranryu’*
Archie: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

Cellist: Wizard is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.

Telrao: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Telrao: Violently practices.
Wizard: Violently studies.
Cellist: Violently sleeps.
Witless: Violently shoots pictures.
Archie: Violently boxes.
Halcy: Violently murders people.
Cellist: Violently worries about the previous statement.

*Cellist is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*
Wizard: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?
Ranryu: Hopefully dead, I hated them.
Wizard: Yeah, me too.
Cellist, sitting up: First of all, what the heck guys.

Archie, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.

Halcy: Go big or go home!
Telrao: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Haly: I'm going big!

Telrao: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Cellist: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Ranryu: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Witless: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Archie?
Archie: Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.

@Witless of Shinovar @The Aspiring Archivist @The Wandering Wizard @Telrao @That1Cellist @The Halcyon Girl

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Ranryu said:

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Cellist: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Ranryu’*
Archie: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

Cellist: Wizard is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.

Telrao: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Telrao: Violently practices.
Wizard: Violently studies.
Cellist: Violently sleeps.
Witless: Violently shoots pictures.
Archie: Violently boxes.
Halcy: Violently murders people.
Cellist: Violently worries about the previous statement.

*Cellist is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*
Wizard: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?
Ranryu: Hopefully dead, I hated them.
Wizard: Yeah, me too.
Cellist, sitting up: First of all, what the heck guys.

Archie, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.

Halcy: Go big or go home!
Telrao: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Haly: I'm going big!

Telrao: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Cellist: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Ranryu: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Witless: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Archie?
Archie: Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.

@Witless of Shinovar @The Aspiring Archivist @The Wandering Wizard @Telrao @That1Cellist @The Halcyon Girl

Mild inaccuracy being we don't hate Cellist

This is great, though 

[Wittles he/him]

That one got me pretty accurate lol

[Frustration]

16 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

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xino: We need to distract these guys

Fadran: Leave it to me

Fadran: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Enter, Frustry, and Matrim: *Immediately begin arguing*

Danex, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

@dannnnnex @Frustration @xinoehp512 hhhhhh

@Matrim's Dice @Enter a username

True.

I would argue about that.

 

Centaurs have internal skeletons as well as an unsegmented body.

Therefore they cannot be insects.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

24 minutes ago, Frustration said:

True.

I would argue about that.

 

Centaurs have internal skeletons as well as an unsegmented body.

Therefore they cannot be insects.

But are they fainlife?!

[Frustration]

13 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

But are they fainlife?!

No

Spoiler

Stubble McShave

You say that fantasy can be any genre, with dragons. However, you've never had dragons in your book. Can you see yourself putting some classical fantasy monsters into your fiction?

Brandon Sanderson

Yeah. There are dragons in the cosmere. The very second Cosmere book I wrote was called Dragonsteel. Dragons are the one classical fantasy thing that will make an appearance in the cosmere. You haven't seen any dragons that actually look like dragons in any of the books yet. Because dragons in the cosmere are shapeshifters in kind of the classic D&D trope style of thing.

https://wob.coppermind.net/events/411/#e13862

 

 

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

8 hours ago, Ranryu said:

Cellist: Wizard is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.

 

YES! THIS IS GLORIOUS!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 hour ago, Frustration said:

No

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Stubble McShave

You say that fantasy can be any genre, with dragons. However, you've never had dragons in your book. Can you see yourself putting some classical fantasy monsters into your fiction?

Brandon Sanderson

Yeah. There are dragons in the cosmere. The very second Cosmere book I wrote was called Dragonsteel. Dragons are the one classical fantasy thing that will make an appearance in the cosmere. You haven't seen any dragons that actually look like dragons in any of the books yet. Because dragons in the cosmere are shapeshifters in kind of the classic D&D trope style of thing.

https://wob.coppermind.net/events/411/#e13862

 

 

 

'Twas a joke.

Based on this WoB.

Spoiler

LewsTherinTelescope

In The Lost Metal, we find that Sho Del have four arms, making six appendages. In the [sample] chapters for The Liar of Partinel, we find that a fain deer has six legs. Is this pattern important?

Brandon Sanderson

Yeah.

Questioner

Further, how relevant to this is [it] that if you count four legs plus two wings, dragons have six limbs?

Brandon Sanderson

Yep, that is the exact correlation that I would like you to draw! Dragons are fain, if you're wondering. If that's what the question is, yes, dragons are fain.

YouTube Spoiler Stream 5 (Dec. 2, 2022)

 

[Channelknight Fadran]

5 hours ago, Frustration said:

Centaurs have internal skeletons as well as an unsegmented body.

Therefore they cannot be insects.

What are you talking about? What is a centaur if not segmented?

Edited February 23, 2023 by Channelknight Fadran

[Frustration]

9 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

What are you talking about? What is a centaur if not unsegmented?

They don't have a thorax or abdomen.

At least not by the definition of insect bodies.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Head: head

Thorax: human body

Abdomen: horse body