Sharder Incorrect Quotes

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

*Insa and Bookwyrm are in Paris.*
Bookwyrm: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Insa: But...
Bookwyrm: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Insa: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Bookwyrm: Yeah.
Insa: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us.
Bookwyrm: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Insa: Okay, alright.

@The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

4 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

  

i was so confused  

Time for some quotes and I'm just gonna let it ride

Warning, the generator swears and i'm too lazy to filter them out, so they will be in the quotes.

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Eddie: *dies*
Platypus: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Wiz: crem dung.One month.
Nameless: Nah, half a month.
Thaid, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PERSON A JUST DIED!
Noodles, scratching chin in thought: One week.

Platypus: Rules were made to be broken.
Eddie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Thaid: Uh, piñatas.
Noodles: Glow sticks.
Nameless: Karate boards.
Wiz: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Platypus: Rules.
Eddie:

Eddie: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Wiz: Okay, but what is updog?
Thaid: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/ or relish.
Nameless: Not, that's a hot dog.An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Platypus: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Noodles: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Eddie: That's Aragog.Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Nameless: You're thinking of epsilon.Updog is an upward - moving air current.
Thaid: No, that's an updraft.An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Wiz: What's a henway??
Eddie: Oh, about five pounds.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Eddie: I will not let you down.
Noodles: Sounds fun.
Nameless: K.
Platypus: No, I'm f-ing not.
Thaid: Do I have to be?
Wiz: Please god, I am so tired.

Eddie: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that?
Thaid: Uh, like what?
Eddie: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.
Eddie: Uh, this is what I look like.
Eddie:
Thaid: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Eddie: Okay, then I want big beefy arms.Hot ones.
Wiz: I wanna have a cowboy hat!
Thaid: Okay, arms and hat. * draws them*
Nameless: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Thaid: You can't just take Wiz's hat idea, Nameless! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!
Nameless: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Platypus: Put Nameless on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Nameless: NO!!
Thaid: Tricycle, done. * draws it* Noodles, want anything?
Platypus, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Thaid: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Noodles.
Noodles, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Thaid: You know what, okay. * draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

Eddie, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Platypus: But Eddie, we don't smoke.
Eddie: Cut the crap, Platypus. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Eddie: *points at Noodles* One! *points at Wiz* Two! *points at Thaid* Three! *points at Nameless* Four! *points at Platypus* Five!
Eddie: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Nameless: *puts a cigarrette in Eddie's hand*
Eddie: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

Wiz: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Platypus: Theft.
Noodles: Disturbing the peace.
Nameless: Aggravated assault.
Eddie: Arson.
Thaid: All of the above.In that order, probably.

Eddie: Wiz kissed me!
Nameless: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Eddie: It was unbelievable!
Nameless: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Thaid: Okay, we wanna hear everything.Nameless, get the wine and unplug the phone. Eddie, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Eddie: Oh, it ended very well.
Nameless: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Thaid: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss.Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Eddie: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh gosh, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Thaid: Ohh...So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Eddie: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Nameless and Thaid: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Wiz eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Noodles: Tongue ?
Wiz: Yeah.
Platypus: Cool.

Eddie: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Wiz: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Eddie: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Thaid: Actually I did the math, Wiz would have $225, not $0.15.
Wiz: Fam I'm right here....
Nameless: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :).
Eddie: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Nameless: Sorry I only have a dollar
Eddie: :(.
Thaid: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Wiz would have $22, 500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Nameless: If I had $22, 500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Thaid: You can buy anything you want with $22, 500
Platypus: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Thaid: Apply juice to what
Noodles: Directly to the forehead
Wiz: Great chat everyone

Eddie: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Thaid: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Platypus: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Noodles: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Nameless: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Wiz: I have emotional scars.

Eddie: Christmas lights?
Wiz: Check.
Noodles: THermos of hot cocoa?
Wiz: Check.
Thaid: Santa suits?
Wiz: Check.
Nameless: Shovel?
Wiz: Check.
Platypus: Alibi and bail money?
Wiz: Check - wait, WHAT?!

Eddie: Hewwo.
Wiz: Hihiiiiii!
Thaid: Greetings, Humans.
Platypus: Three kinds of people.
Nameless: I want pudding.
Eddie: Four kinds of people.
Noodles: WHAT'S UP BROTHERS?
Platypus: Five kinds of people.

Platypus: I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Wiz: You hang out with Noodles, Nameless, Thaid, and Eddie.
Wiz: It's not as high a compliment as you think.

*The squad is over at Eddie's house*
Wiz: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Eddie: ... N-No...
Eddie, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Wiz, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Thaid: I see a-
Eddie, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Wiz: Oh, well I-
Eddie: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Eddie, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Nameless: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Platypus: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Eddie: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Eddie: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Eddie, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Eddie: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Noodles, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Eddie:
Wiz: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Eddie:
Eddie: (ECSTATIC): I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

someone help. These are way too fun, and I can't stop. But I need to work...

  @Nameless* @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Edema Rue @Wits instant noodles

my AI did too... It's meant to be

 

...perhaps perhaps not...

[Edema Rue she/her]

6 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Eddie: *dies*
Platypus: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Wiz: crem dung.One month.
Nameless: Nah, half a month.
Thaid, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PERSON A JUST DIED!
Noodles, scratching chin in thought: One week.

Y'know, you would...

Stars above those were...something.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

6 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

  

i was so confused  

Time for some quotes and I'm just gonna let it ride

Warning, the generator swears and i'm too lazy to filter them out, so they will be in the quotes.

  Hide contents

Eddie: *dies*
Platypus: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Wiz: crem dung.One month.
Nameless: Nah, half a month.
Thaid, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PERSON A JUST DIED!
Noodles, scratching chin in thought: One week.

Platypus: Rules were made to be broken.
Eddie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Thaid: Uh, piñatas.
Noodles: Glow sticks.
Nameless: Karate boards.
Wiz: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Platypus: Rules.
Eddie:

Eddie: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Wiz: Okay, but what is updog?
Thaid: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/ or relish.
Nameless: Not, that's a hot dog.An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Platypus: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Noodles: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Eddie: That's Aragog.Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Nameless: You're thinking of epsilon.Updog is an upward - moving air current.
Thaid: No, that's an updraft.An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Wiz: What's a henway??
Eddie: Oh, about five pounds.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Eddie: I will not let you down.
Noodles: Sounds fun.
Nameless: K.
Platypus: No, I'm f-ing not.
Thaid: Do I have to be?
Wiz: Please god, I am so tired.

Eddie: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that?
Thaid: Uh, like what?
Eddie: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.
Eddie: Uh, this is what I look like.
Eddie:
Thaid: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Eddie: Okay, then I want big beefy arms.Hot ones.
Wiz: I wanna have a cowboy hat!
Thaid: Okay, arms and hat. * draws them*
Nameless: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Thaid: You can't just take Wiz's hat idea, Nameless! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!
Nameless: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Platypus: Put Nameless on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Nameless: NO!!
Thaid: Tricycle, done. * draws it* Noodles, want anything?
Platypus, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Thaid: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Noodles.
Noodles, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Thaid: You know what, okay. * draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

Eddie, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Platypus: But Eddie, we don't smoke.
Eddie: Cut the crap, Platypus. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Eddie: *points at Noodles* One! *points at Wiz* Two! *points at Thaid* Three! *points at Nameless* Four! *points at Platypus* Five!
Eddie: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Nameless: *puts a cigarrette in Eddie's hand*
Eddie: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

Wiz: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Platypus: Theft.
Noodles: Disturbing the peace.
Nameless: Aggravated assault.
Eddie: Arson.
Thaid: All of the above.In that order, probably.

Eddie: Wiz kissed me!
Nameless: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Eddie: It was unbelievable!
Nameless: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Thaid: Okay, we wanna hear everything.Nameless, get the wine and unplug the phone. Eddie, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Eddie: Oh, it ended very well.
Nameless: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Thaid: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss.Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Eddie: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh gosh, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Thaid: Ohh...So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Eddie: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Nameless and Thaid: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Wiz eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Noodles: Tongue ?
Wiz: Yeah.
Platypus: Cool.

Eddie: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Wiz: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Eddie: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Thaid: Actually I did the math, Wiz would have $225, not $0.15.
Wiz: Fam I'm right here....
Nameless: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :).
Eddie: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Nameless: Sorry I only have a dollar
Eddie: :(.
Thaid: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Wiz would have $22, 500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Nameless: If I had $22, 500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Thaid: You can buy anything you want with $22, 500
Platypus: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Thaid: Apply juice to what
Noodles: Directly to the forehead
Wiz: Great chat everyone

Eddie: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Thaid: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Platypus: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Noodles: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Nameless: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Wiz: I have emotional scars.

Eddie: Christmas lights?
Wiz: Check.
Noodles: THermos of hot cocoa?
Wiz: Check.
Thaid: Santa suits?
Wiz: Check.
Nameless: Shovel?
Wiz: Check.
Platypus: Alibi and bail money?
Wiz: Check - wait, WHAT?!

Eddie: Hewwo.
Wiz: Hihiiiiii!
Thaid: Greetings, Humans.
Platypus: Three kinds of people.
Nameless: I want pudding.
Eddie: Four kinds of people.
Noodles: WHAT'S UP BROTHERS?
Platypus: Five kinds of people.

Platypus: I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Wiz: You hang out with Noodles, Nameless, Thaid, and Eddie.
Wiz: It's not as high a compliment as you think.

*The squad is over at Eddie's house*
Wiz: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Eddie: ... N-No...
Eddie, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Wiz, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Thaid: I see a-
Eddie, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Wiz: Oh, well I-
Eddie: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Eddie, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Nameless: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Platypus: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Eddie: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Eddie: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Eddie, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Eddie: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Noodles, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Eddie:
Wiz: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Eddie:
Eddie: (ECSTATIC): I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

someone help. These are way too fun, and I can't stop. But I need to work...

  @Nameless* @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Edema Rue @Wits instant noodles

my AI did too... It's meant to be

 

YUS

That was all amazing.

My only thing is that I was too safety oriented at some points and was drawing-

6 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

Del x Marc traumatized me for life-

.......

*dies again*

Bailey, WHYYYYYYYY

[Edema Rue she/her]

This is a very productive thing to be doing in chemistry I promise  

Spoiler

Cacophony: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Thaid: * turning to Wiz* How tall are you?

Cacophony: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Wiz: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Thaid: I ate it too-
Wiz: See?
Thaid::-On purpose...
Cacophony & Wiz: ...What?

Cacophony, negotiating with Thaid
Thaid: We have Wiz. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Wiz: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Cacophony:
Wiz: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Cacophony: Wiz STOP

The squad is trying to con some random guy
Cacophony: Um, Thaid, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Thaid: We need money!
Cacophony: You're scamming him?
Thaid: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him?
Cacophony: What?!No way!
Thaid: Why not? We already stole Wiz!
Wiz: Hey guys
Cacophony: No, we didn't. Wiz can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Wiz: I wanna steal

Cacophony: Thaid, I am questioning your sanity...
Wiz: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Cacophony: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Wiz: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Cacophony: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Thaid, recording: This is so cute.

*The group is getting into the car*
Cacophony: I'm driving.
Thaid, out of view: Shotgun!
Wiz, turning to face Thaid: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Thaid: WOAH-
Thaid, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *

Cacophony: You bought a taco?
Thaid: Yes.
Cacophony: From the same truck that hit Wiz?!
Thaid, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

Cacophony: WHY. why did you give Wiz a KNIFE?!
Thaid: I'm sorry.They said they felt unsafe.
Cacophony: Now I feel unsafe!
Thaid: I'm sorry.
Thaid: ...would you like a knife?

@Being of Cacophony @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @The Wandering Wizard

Okay I'm done  

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

Y'know, you would...

Stars above those were...something.

I would. 

In other news, I have yet to get a shipping one that isn't Eddie x Wiz

Spoiler

my AI hates Eddie...

Eddie: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Wiz: Nope, absolutely not.
Thaid: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Nameless: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Platypus: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Noodles: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Eddie: Between Thaid, Nameless, Wiz, and Noodles -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Platypus: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Wiz: Eddie?
Platypus: Yeah, but I don't know why.

Eddie: We have a problem.
Thaid: Let me guess, you caused it?
Platypus: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Noodles: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Wiz: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up.
Nameless: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

Eddie: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Eddie, points at Noodles: Married a lesbian.
Eddie, points at Nameless: Left a man at the altar.
Eddie, points at Wiz: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Eddie, points at Thaid: Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire.
Eddie, points at Platypus: Lives in a box!

Eddie: Wiz is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Nameless: Punch them in the stomach.Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Platypus: Tackle them!
Thaid: Dump them.
Noodles: Kick them in the shin!
Wiz: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Eddie: You know, when Platypus comes over, Nameless can get a little…
Wiz: Psycho?
Thaid: Scary?
Noodles: Drunk?
Eddie: All three.

Eddie: Bye Wiz! Bye Thaid! Bye Platypus! Bye Noodles! Bye Wiz!
Nameless: You said 'bye Wiz' twice.
Eddie: I like Wiz.

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Eddie: Thanks fam!
Thaid: Oh no.
Wiz: *cries* I love you too.
Noodles: Sounds fake, but okay.
Nameless: *A flustered mess*
Platypus: Can I get a refund?

*The squad right before Eddie's wedding*
Thaid: Wait...Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Nameless: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Platypus: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Noodles, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

[Notice the absence of Wiz...]

Eddie: Wiz... How do I begin to explain Wiz?
Thaid: Wiz is flawless.
Nameless: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Platypus: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Noodles: One time they punched me in the face...it was awesome.

Thaid: Just be yourself.
Wiz: 'Be myself'? Eddie, I have one day to win Eddie over.How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Nameless: Couple weeks.
Platypus: Six months.
Noodles: Jury's still out.
Wiz: See, Thaid?
Wiz: 'Be myself'.What kind of garbage advice is that?

'Can I copy the homework?'
Eddie: I can help you with it!
Wiz: Yeah, sure.
Platypus: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Nameless: lol nope.
Thaid: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Noodles: * Read 5: 55pm *

Eddie: I CAN'T DO IT!
Wiz, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Eddie: I CANT DO IT ANYMORE
Thaid: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Eddie:
Eddie: I appreciate it,
Eddie: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Nameless: Eddie-
Eddie: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Platypus: Eddie we gotta-
Eddie: YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND.YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Eddie: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Eddie, motioning to Noodles: NOT THIS

[so true though...]

Eddie: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Wiz: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Thaid: More or less, I guess...
Nameless: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Platypus: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Noodles: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*
Wiz: So how do you know the host?
Eddie: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.
Nameless: That dog!
Noodles: I pulled them over for money laundering.
Platypus: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.
Thaid: They stole a baconator!
Nameless: That DOG!
Wiz: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!

 

i need to be done... i need to do english-y things... I'm not going to though. Having done all the 6 person quotes, we move to five person quotes!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

And here we *pause* go.

Spoiler

Elan: Thaid, let’s go! 
Thaid: Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter. 
Elan: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance. 
Thaid: What-? 
Elan: Mom, Dad, Thaid smoked in college. 
Thaid: You are such a tattletale! 
Thaid: Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled [stuff]? Well, I told you it was Panda who was smoking the pot but... It was me. I’m sorry. 
Elan: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, Thaid did. 
Thaid: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Elan did. 
Elan: Thaid hasn’t worked for a year! 
Thaid: Elan and Panda are living together! 
Elan: Thaid married Cacophony in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN! 
Eddie: I love Jacques Cousteau! 
Cacophony:: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle! 
Wizzy:: I wanna gooo!!

 

Eddie: Panda is so... 
Elan: Annoying? 
Thaid: Cute? 
Wizzy: Funny? 
Cacophony: Weird? 
Eddie: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!

 

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* 
Wizzy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. 
Everyone: 
Panda: ...I did. I broke it. 
Wizzy: No. No you didn't. Eddie? 
Eddie: Don't look at me. Look at Elan. 
Elan: What?! I didn't break it. 
Eddie: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? 
Elan: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. 
Eddie: Suspicious. 
Elan: No, it's not! 
Cacophony: If it matters, probably not, but Thaid was the last one to use it. 
Thaid: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! 
Cacophony: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? 
Thaid: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cacophony! 
Panda: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Wizzy. 
Wizzy: No! Who broke it!? <br <b="">Everyone: 
Cacophony: Wizzy... Eddie's been awfully quiet. 
Eddie: rEALLY?! 
*Everyone starts arguing* 
Wizzy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. 
Wizzy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 
Wizzy: 
Wizzy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

 

*The Squad is playing Chess* 
Wizzy: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play* 
Panda: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway* 
Elan: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses* 
Eddie: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t* 
Thaid: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so. 
Cacophony: They named a board game after cheese?

 

Wizzy: Is it still visible? Where Thaid slapped me? 
Panda: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. 
Cacophony: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. 
Eddie: A palm reader could tell Thaid's future by looking at your face. 
Elan: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. 
Wizzy: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

 

Thaid: Just be yourself. 
Eddie: Really? Thaid, I have one day to win over Wizzy’s parents. 
Eddie: How long did it take for you guys to like me? 
Panda: Couple of weeks. 
Cacophony: Six months. 
Elan: Jury’s still out. 
Eddie: See Thaid? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

 

Cacophony: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? 
Wizzy, watching Elan screaming, Panda trying to set a sleeping Thaid on fire, and Eddie choking on air: I don't know either.

 

Thaid: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. 
Thaid: Violently practices. 
Cacophony: Violently studies. 
Wizzy: Violently sleeps. 
Eddie: Violently shoots pictures. 
Elan: Violently boxes. 
Panda: Violently murders people. 
Wizzy: Violently worries about the previous statement.

 

Elan: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip! 
Thaid: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill! 
Cacophony: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out! 
Eddie: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times! 
Panda: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up! 
Wizzy: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

heheheh

@Ancient Elantrian @SmilingPanda19 @The Wandering Wizard @SmilingPanda19 @Being of Cacophony

[Immortal Platypus]

Spoiler

Wiz: Time for plan G.
Platypus: Don't you mean plan B?
Wiz: No, we tried plan B a long time ago.I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Thaid: What about plan D?
Wiz: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Eddie: What about plan E?
Wiz: I'm hoping not to use it.Nameless dies in plan E.
Nameless: I like plan E.

Wiz: Nameless is late again.
Eddie: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Platypus: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Thaid: I set their clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Wiz: Oh boy.We may have overdone it.
* Nameless bursts through the door*
Nameless: WHAT TIME IS IT?

Wiz: Where's Eddie, Thaid, and Nameless?
Platypus: They're playing hide and seek.
Wiz: Where?
Platypus: I don't think you get how this game works.

Wiz: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Eddie: Tubular AF!
Thaid: Mood to the max!
Nameless, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Platypus, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

Wiz: Anyone d-
Thaid: Depressed?
Nameless: Drained?
Eddie: Dumb?
Platypus: Disliked?
Wiz:-done with their work...what is wrong with you people...

Wiz: What does “take out” mean?
Eddie: Food.
Nameless: Dating.
Platypus: Murder.
Thaid: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

Platypus: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Wiz: I really care about your feelings!
Eddie: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Platypus, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Nameless: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Thaid: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Wiz: You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Platypus.
The Squad: *screaming*
Nameless: You look like Platypus? Are you out of your f-ing MIND?
Thaid: Platypus, sweetie, I am SO sorry.I am SO SORRY that an ugly- a** like this would even say that.Oh my gosh.
Nameless: Platypus? Platypus? Platypus? You know who you f-ing look like? You f-ing look like Eddie!

Wiz: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Thaid will and will not eat.
Eddie: Grass? Yes!
Wiz: Moss? Yes!!
Eddie: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Wiz: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Eddie: Worms? Sometimes!
Wiz: Rocks? Usually nah.
Eddie: Twigs? Usually!
Wiz: Platypus's cooking? Inconclusive!
Nameless: How did you… test this?
Wiz: You just hand them stuff and say "eat this" and if they eat it, they eat it.
Nameless: ...I don't know how to feel about this.
Platypus: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Wiz: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Eddie: Have everyone stand.
Thaid: Bring three more chairs!
Nameless: The most important ones can sit down.
Platypus: Kill three.

Platypus: Why are your tongues purple?
Wiz: We had slushies.I had a blue one.
Eddie: I had a red one.
Platypus: oh
Platypus:
Platypus: OH
Nameless:
Nameless: You drank each other's slushies?

Wiz: Why are your tongues purple?
Thaid: We had slushies.I had a blue one.
Nameless: I had a red one.
Wiz: oh
Wiz:
Wiz: OH
Eddie:
Eddie: You drank each other's slushies?

Wiz: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Wiz: First who would you kill?
*Platypus points at Eddie*
*Thaid points at Eddie*
*Nameless points at Eddie*
Eddie: * shrugs * I would kill me too.

Wiz: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Wiz: * sees Platypus shoving Thaid into the washing machine while Eddie records and Nameless watches*
Wiz: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Wiz: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Nameless: To the city?
Wiz: Yeah, no matter what!
Platypus: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Wiz: I... I don't know!
Eddie: Oh come off it, be serious!
Wiz: I am serious!
Eddie: You're insane!
Thaid: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Wiz: What???
Thaid: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Eddie, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

HELP! IT'S GOT ME TRAPPED!!!

[Cash67]

Oh storms these are so good

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

7 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

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Wiz: Time for plan G.
Platypus: Don't you mean plan B?
Wiz: No, we tried plan B a long time ago.I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Thaid: What about plan D?
Wiz: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Eddie: What about plan E?
Wiz: I'm hoping not to use it.Nameless dies in plan E.
Nameless: I like plan E.

Wiz: Nameless is late again.
Eddie: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Platypus: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Thaid: I set their clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Wiz: Oh boy.We may have overdone it.
* Nameless bursts through the door*
Nameless: WHAT TIME IS IT?

Wiz: Where's Eddie, Thaid, and Nameless?
Platypus: They're playing hide and seek.
Wiz: Where?
Platypus: I don't think you get how this game works.

Wiz: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Eddie: Tubular AF!
Thaid: Mood to the max!
Nameless, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Platypus, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

Wiz: Anyone d-
Thaid: Depressed?
Nameless: Drained?
Eddie: Dumb?
Platypus: Disliked?
Wiz:-done with their work...what is wrong with you people...

Wiz: What does “take out” mean?
Eddie: Food.
Nameless: Dating.
Platypus: Murder.
Thaid: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

Platypus: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Wiz: I really care about your feelings!
Eddie: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Platypus, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Nameless: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Thaid: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Wiz: You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Platypus.
The Squad: *screaming*
Nameless: You look like Platypus? Are you out of your f-ing MIND?
Thaid: Platypus, sweetie, I am SO sorry.I am SO SORRY that an ugly- a** like this would even say that.Oh my gosh.
Nameless: Platypus? Platypus? Platypus? You know who you f-ing look like? You f-ing look like Eddie!

Wiz: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Thaid will and will not eat.
Eddie: Grass? Yes!
Wiz: Moss? Yes!!
Eddie: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Wiz: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Eddie: Worms? Sometimes!
Wiz: Rocks? Usually nah.
Eddie: Twigs? Usually!
Wiz: Platypus's cooking? Inconclusive!
Nameless: How did you… test this?
Wiz: You just hand them stuff and say "eat this" and if they eat it, they eat it.
Nameless: ...I don't know how to feel about this.
Platypus: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Wiz: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Eddie: Have everyone stand.
Thaid: Bring three more chairs!
Nameless: The most important ones can sit down.
Platypus: Kill three.

Platypus: Why are your tongues purple?
Wiz: We had slushies.I had a blue one.
Eddie: I had a red one.
Platypus: oh
Platypus:
Platypus: OH
Nameless:
Nameless: You drank each other's slushies?

Wiz: Why are your tongues purple?
Thaid: We had slushies.I had a blue one.
Nameless: I had a red one.
Wiz: oh
Wiz:
Wiz: OH
Eddie:
Eddie: You drank each other's slushies?

Wiz: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Wiz: First who would you kill?
*Platypus points at Eddie*
*Thaid points at Eddie*
*Nameless points at Eddie*
Eddie: * shrugs * I would kill me too.

Wiz: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Wiz: * sees Platypus shoving Thaid into the washing machine while Eddie records and Nameless watches*
Wiz: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Wiz: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Nameless: To the city?
Wiz: Yeah, no matter what!
Platypus: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Wiz: I... I don't know!
Eddie: Oh come off it, be serious!
Wiz: I am serious!
Eddie: You're insane!
Thaid: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Wiz: What???
Thaid: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Eddie, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

HELP! IT'S GOT ME TRAPPED!!!

why the heck is it shipping Nameless and I!!!?????

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

WHY DO I LOVE WATCHING EDDIE SLEEP?!
AND WHY DID I MOVE IN WITH PANDA?!
WHAT IS GOING ON!

'Can I copy the homework?'
Elan: I can help you with it!
Eddie: Yeah, sure.
Panda: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Wizzy: lol nope.
Thaid: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

 @Edema Rue @SmilingPanda19 @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Elan: We need to distract these guys
Eddie: Leave it to me
Eddie: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Panda, Wizzy, and Thaid: *Immediately begin arguing*
 Literally anyone else, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Elan: Eddie... How do I begin to explain Eddie?
Panda: Eddie is flawless.
Wizzy: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Thaid: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Cacophony: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

 @Being of Cacophony

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Spoiler

 

Insa: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Bookwyrm: ...Your what?

Insa: My friends.

Ranryu: Are they saying “friends”?

Cellist: I think they're being sarcastic.

Wizard: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Insa! All of your friends are in this room.

Insa: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks!

 

Insa: You kidnapped Bookwyrm? That's illegal!

Ranryu: But Insa, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Bookwyrm, or destroying our dreams?

Insa: Kidnapping Bookwyrm, Ranryu!!!

Cellist: Insa, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Insa: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Cellist: To work together!

Insa: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Snail: Insa, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

 

Snail: If I die, you can have what little I own. 

Insa: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? 

Snail: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. 

Insa: 

Insa: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again. 

 

Ranryu: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- 

Ranryu, to Cellist: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. 

Insa, to Bookwyrm: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. 

Wizard: There are two types of people. 

 

Snail: *shatters a window and climbs through it* 

Snail: *turns around and helps Ranryu through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Ranryu. 

Ranryu: Okay. 

 

Insa: Bye Bookwyrm! Bye  Cellist! Bye Wizard! Bye Ranryu! Bye Bookwyrm!

Cellist: You said ‘bye Bookwyrm’ twice.

Insa: I like Bookwyrm.

 

Shortcake: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Bookwyrm: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!  

Snail: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Wizard: Self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.  

Shortcake: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

@The Wandering Wizard @The Bookwyrm @That1Cellist @shortcake @TheGreatSnail @Ranryu

[Edema Rue she/her]

10 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

WHY DO I LOVE WATCHING EDDIE SLEEP?!
AND WHY DID I MOVE IN WITH PANDA?!
WHAT IS GOING ON!

Quote

ALL OF THESE CONCERN ME

MOSTLY BECAUSE HALF OF THEM PORTRAY ME COMPLETELY ACCURATELY

AND HALF OF THEM COULDNT BE MORE WRONG IF THEY TRIED

 AND I CSNT TELL WHICH IS WHICH ANYMORE

EDIT: …why did I put that in a quote?

too much rp

Edited November 10, 2023 by Edema Rue

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

 

Quote

Yep.

They're all kinda crazy.

Panda: Time for plan G.
Wizzy: Don’t you mean plan B?
Panda: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Wizzy: What about plan D?
Panda: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Wizzy: What about plan E?
Panda: I’m hoping not to use it. Elan dies in plan E.
Eddie: I like plan E.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Panda: Time for plan G.
Wizzy: Don’t you mean plan B?
Panda: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Wizzy: What about plan D?
Panda: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Wizzy: What about plan E?
Panda: I’m hoping not to use it. Elan dies in plan E.
Eddie: I like plan E.

I DONT LIKE PLAN E

AT LEAST I DONT THINK I DO

DO I LIKE PLAN E?!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

I DONT LIKE PLAN E

AT LEAST I DONT THINK I DO

DO I LIKE PLAN E?!

Quote

...

Please don't like plan E.

I don't think you'd be happy if I died.

I hope you wouldn't be happy if I died.

Though you might be, seeing as I think you're super cute when you sleep.

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

 

Quote

XDDD

I don’t like plan E

 

[That1Cellist he/him]

21 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Insa: Bye Bookwyrm! Bye  Cellist! Bye Wizard! Bye Ranryu! Bye Bookwyrm!

Cellist: You said ‘bye Bookwyrm’ twice.

Insa: I like Bookwyrm.

As the Cellist, I confirm that this does sound like an actual interaction that would happen.

Edited November 10, 2023 by That1Cellist

[Edema Rue she/her]

*giggles*

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

I WANT TO BE INCORRECTLY QUOTED

[Cash67]

Here is stuff

Eddie, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

 

Cash: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Eddie: Hot dog costumes!
Cash: I’m sorry, what?
Eddie: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Panda, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Panda hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us.
Cash: Are you saying that Panda would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Panda: I do hate hot dogs.

 

*Squad is playing Among Us*
Panda: I believe Cash is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Eddie, what were you doing?
Eddie: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!

 

Panda, watching Cash and Raven fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Eddie, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Panda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Cash: Eddie.
Raven: Eddie.
Eddie: Me.

 

here we go @Edema Rue @SmilingPanda19 @TheRavenHasLanded

 

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Raven: IM SPARTAN

everyone else: welcome to the future buddy. we do things differently

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Eddie, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

I have done that…on multiple occasions…strawberry kiwi is the best flavor and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

4 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Panda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Cash: Eddie.
Raven: Eddie.
Eddie: Me.

YEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 hour ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

*Insa and Bookwyrm are in Paris.*
Bookwyrm: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Insa: But...
Bookwyrm: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Insa: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Bookwyrm: Yeah.
Insa: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us.
Bookwyrm: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Insa: Okay, alright.

@The Bookwyrm

...

Where did you find this?

How do you know me so well?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

...

Where did you find this?

How do you know me so well?

*cough*

I wonder how...