Sharder Incorrect Quotes

[Edema Rue she/her]

7 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Sensei ********. The japanese and debate teacher

Hehehehehhehe somehow I’m not even surprised…

If I had a copy of the Sunlit man, I’d get it signed.

[Aeoryi she/her]

6 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Hehehehehhehe somehow I’m not even surprised…

If I had a copy of the Sunlit man, I’d get it signed.

If I ever had a copy of any of the secret projects, I would just read it and be grateful 

[Immortal Platypus]

57 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Hehehehehhehe somehow I’m not even surprised…

If I had a copy of the Sunlit man, I’d get it signed.

MY DRAGONSTEEL TICKET WON A LOTTERY TO GET INTO A SIGNING AND I DON'T OWN ANY BOOKS, SO I GET TO BUY SOME!!! AND THEN GET THEM SIGNED!!!! 

I get one personalized signing, and three name signings. I'm so excited.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

MY DRAGONSTEEL TICKET WON A LOTTERY TO GET INTO A SIGNING AND I DON'T OWN ANY BOOKS, SO I GET TO BUY SOME!!! AND THEN GET THEM SIGNED!!!! 

I get one personalized signing, and three name signings. I'm so excited.

I write my name at the top of every book, including library books sometimes

[Edema Rue she/her]

6 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

MY DRAGONSTEEL TICKET WON A LOTTERY TO GET INTO A SIGNING AND I DON'T OWN ANY BOOKS, SO I GET TO BUY SOME!!! AND THEN GET THEM SIGNED!!!! 

I get one personalized signing, and three name signings. I'm so excited.

What

I want your life

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

 

27 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

MY DRAGONSTEEL TICKET WON A LOTTERY TO GET INTO A SIGNING AND I DON'T OWN ANY BOOKS, SO I GET TO BUY SOME!!! AND THEN GET THEM SIGNED!!!! 

I get one personalized signing, and three name signings. I'm so excited.

Stick: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

30 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

MY DRAGONSTEEL TICKET WON A LOTTERY TO GET INTO A SIGNING AND I DON'T OWN ANY BOOKS, SO I GET TO BUY SOME!!! AND THEN GET THEM SIGNED!!!! 

I get one personalized signing, and three name signings. I'm so excited.

That is awsome!

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

13 hours ago, Kajsa said:

Alphie: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. 
Eddie: Okay. 
Alphie: And make out during the scary parts. 
Eddie: Th- 
Eddie: The scary parts. 
Eddie: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

 

no

oh no 

please no

why

whyyy

why on earth did me and Eddie get the cringe romantic one

ew 

I get sister vibes from Eddie honestly, it’s nothing against her 

but those are randomly generated right

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Labyrinth said:

no

oh no 

please no

why

whyyy

why on earth did me and Eddie get the cringe romantic one

ew 

I get sister vibes from Eddie honestly, it’s nothing against her 

but those are randomly generated right

 You do?

 

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

 You do?

 

Yes

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Labyrinth said:

Yes

Huh

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

5 minutes ago, Labyrinth said:

no

oh no 

please no

why

whyyy

why on earth did me and Eddie get the cringe romantic one

ew 

I get sister vibes from Eddie honestly, it’s nothing against her 

but those are randomly generated right

Same mostly

And the AI shipped me with her even more than you xD

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

6 minutes ago, Labyrinth said:

no

oh no 

please no

why

whyyy

why on earth did me and Eddie get the cringe romantic one

ew 

I get sister vibes from Eddie honestly, it’s nothing against her 

but those are randomly generated right

Lol yes don’t worry Alphie xD 

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Same mostly

And the AI shipped me with her even more than you xD

Wait they were supposed to be ai?

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Same mostly

And the AI shipped me with her even more than you xD

Oh yeah? I don’t think I saw

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

Wait they were supposed to be ai?

It's randomly generated...so technically? I think at least...if you mean artificial intelligence by AI

Just now, Labyrinth said:

Oh yeah? I don’t think I saw

Yeah look at Cacophony's and Thaid's from about one or two days ago

[Immortal Platypus]

46 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

What

I want your life

well, technically my brother's ticket got it, but cause I'm a minor, I got it  

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

AWK - me

[Aeoryi she/her]

6 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

It's randomly generated...so technically? I think at least...if you mean artificial intelligence by AI

Yeah look at Cacophony's and Thaid's from about one or two days ago

Oh wait I am dumb

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

I’m scared to see who the AI would ship me with-

[Aeoryi she/her]

Panda: You bought a taco? 

Thaid: Yes. 

Panda: From the same truck that hit Aeoryi?! 

Thaid, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

 

Aeoryi: You can’t have a gun on stage! 

Eddie: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

 

Panda: You're smiling. What happened? 

Eddie: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? 

Thaid: Aeoryi tripped and fell down the stairs today.

 

Panda: Aeoryi, I have a question. 

Aeoryi: What is it, Panda? 

Panda: What color is an orange? 

Aeoryi: Panda, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.

 

Panda: Is this your plan B? 

Eddie: Technically, this is plan P. 

Panda: Plan P? Is there a plan M? 

Eddie: Yes, but I marry Thaid in plan M. 

Thaid: I like plan M.

 

Aeoryi: Pick a card, any card. 

Thaid: Fine. 

Aeoryi: Wait, that's my credit card! 

Thaid: You said any card.

 

Eddie: Are you a painting? 

Panda: What-? 

Eddie: Because I want to pin you to a wall. 

Aeoryi: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

 

Thaid: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult. 

Eddie, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life

 

Aeoryi: I failed my safety training course today. 

Thaid: Why, what happened? 

Aeoryi: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" 

Thaid: And? 

Aeoryi: Well apparently "STORMING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

 

Aeoryi: Eddie, I swear I didn’t know Thaid was coming over. I always ominously clean my assault weapons on the coffee table like that. It had nothing to do with you!

 

Aeoryi: I am a ninja. 

Panda: No, you’re not. 

Aeoryi: Did you see me do that? 

Panda: Do what? 

Aeoryi: Exactly.

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood, @Edema Rue, @SmilingPanda19

Edited November 12, 2023 by Aeoryi

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

48 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

I’m scared to see who the AI would ship me with-

I was going to say "Me too" buuuuttt...

5 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Panda: Is this your plan B? 

Eddie: Technically, this is plan P. 

Panda: Plan P? Is there a plan M? 

Eddie: Yes, but I marry Thaid in plan M. 

Thaid: I like plan M.

All of them are good.

EXCEPT THIS ONE!!!!

Nothing against Eddie, but-

no-

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I was going to say "Me too" buuuuttt...

All of them are good.

EXCEPT THIS ONE!!!!

Nothing against Eddie, but-

no-

That's what the AI chose

Aeoryi: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? 

Eddie: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

 

Panda: Seriously, Aeoryi, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? 

Aeoryi: That’s not important 

Panda: I DISAGREE.

 

Thaid: Define “dream”. 

Panda: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works. 

Eddie: That’s too dark!

Thaid: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. 

Aeoryi: That’s a snake.

.

Panda: It’s too early in the morning for this. 

*sent at 11:57 AM*

Edited November 12, 2023 by Aeoryi

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Labyrinth said:

no

oh no 

please no

why

whyyy

why on earth did me and Eddie get the cringe romantic one

ew 

I get sister vibes from Eddie honestly, it’s nothing against her 

but those are randomly generated right

 

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Same mostly

And the AI shipped me with her even more than you xD

 

5 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I was going to say "Me too" buuuuttt...

All of them are good.

EXCEPT THIS ONE!!!!

Nothing against Eddie, but-

no-

NOPE

YOURE ALL MY OLDER BROTHERS

THE AI IS LYING

DONT LISTEN TO IT

…hehe @Aeoryi I would very much like to have a gun on stage.

[Aeoryi she/her]

6 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

 

 

NOPE

YOURE ALL MY OLDER BROTHERS

THE AI IS LYING

DONT LISTEN TO IT

…hehe @Aeoryi I would very much like to have a gun on stage.

Quote

Panda: Today, Aeoryi said a swear word, so Eddie said that they were going to wash Aeoryi's mouth out with soap. Aeoryi replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.

Thaid, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? 

Aeoryi: Blue flavor! 

Thaid: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? 

Aeoryi: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! 

Thaid: Blue is not a flavor! 

Aeoryi: BLUE FLAVOR!

 

Aeoryi (brainstorming ideas for pranking Thaid): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? 

Eddie: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. 

Aeoryi: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? 

Eddie: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Aeoryi.

 

Eddie: If Panda says they’ll be ready in five minutes, they will be. 

Eddie: No need to remind them every fifteen minutes about it.

 

Thaid: Aeoryi, you need to calm down. 

Aeoryi, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

 

Panda: I ran into Aeoryi in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.

 

Thaid: Good news! 

Aeoryi: You found where I hid your phone? 

Thaid: ... 

Aeoryi: You found your phone?

Edited November 12, 2023 by Aeoryi