Sharder Incorrect Quotes

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

 

 

NOPE

YOURE ALL MY OLDER BROTHERS

THE AI IS LYING

DONT LISTEN TO IT

…hehe @Aeoryi I would very much like to have a gun on stage.

agreed.

4 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Thaid, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? 

Aeoryi: Blue flavor! 

Thaid: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? 

Aeoryi: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! 

Thaid: Blue is not a flavor! 

Aeoryi: BLUE FLAVOR!

 

Aeoryi (brainstorming ideas for pranking Thaid): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? 

Eddie: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. 

Aeoryi: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? 

Eddie: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Aeoryi.

Eddie: If Panda says they’ll be ready in five minutes, they will be. 

Eddie: No need to remind them every fifteen minutes about it.

beautiful.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Panda, talking about Thaid: Y’know, you never mentioned an intern. 

Eddie: That’s because they’re not officially an employee, they’re unpaid. 

Panda: You don’t pay them?! 

Eddie: They get college credit. 

Panda: Are you sure your not evil?

 

Eddie: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. 

Aeoryi: Eddie, is that legal? 

Eddie: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!

 

Aeoryi: What are your adjectives? 

Thaid: …You mean my pronouns? 

Aeoryi: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? 

Thaid: …I dunno. What are yours? 

Aeoryi: Noisy and chaotic! 

Thaid: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly

 

Eddie: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? 

Thaid: I thought the animals might be lonely.

Edited November 12, 2023 by Aeoryi

[Cash67]

19 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

 

 

NOPE

YOURE ALL MY OLDER BROTHERS

THE AI IS LYING

DONT LISTEN TO IT

…hehe @Aeoryi I would very much like to have a gun on stage.

Prop guns are fun. Les Mis barricade boy was one of the most fun I’ve had as a role. 

17 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Thaid, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? 

Aeoryi: Blue flavor! 

Thaid: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? 

Aeoryi: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! 

Thaid: Blue is not a flavor! 

Aeoryi: BLUE FLAVOR!

 

Aeoryi (brainstorming ideas for pranking Thaid): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? 

Eddie: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. 

Aeoryi: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? 

Eddie: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Aeoryi.

 

Eddie: If Panda says they’ll be ready in five minutes, they will be. 

Eddie: No need to remind them every fifteen minutes about it.

 

Thaid: Aeoryi, you need to calm down. 

Aeoryi, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

 

Panda: I ran into Aeoryi in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.

 

Thaid: Good news! 

Aeoryi: You found where I hid your phone? 

Thaid: ... 

Aeoryi: You found your phone?

I WOULD HE THE ROAMING HOURS PERSON

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

21 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

 

 

NOPE

YOURE ALL MY OLDER BROTHERS

THE AI IS LYING

DONT LISTEN TO IT

…hehe @Aeoryi I would very much like to have a gun on stage.

True!

Life does bring many surprises though

[Edema Rue she/her]

8 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Prop guns are fun. Les Mis barricade boy was one of the most fun I’ve had as a role. 

*sobs*

Gavroche…

All of them…

@S. Stormy  

9 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

True!

Life does bring many surprises though

xD

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I have seen a bunch of these turned into S.A. incorrect quotes.. those are fun to read to... if also very addicting. XD

[S. Stormy she/her]

11 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

*sobs*

Gavroche…

All of them…

@S. Stormy  

xD

I WANT TO BE IN A LES MIS PRODUCTION SO MUCH

AAAAAH BUT MY SCHOOL DID ONE BEFORE MY TIME SO THERE'S LIKE NO WAY

AAAAH

REST IN PEACE

ENJOLRAS, GRANTAIRE, BAHOREL, BOSSUET, JEAN-PROUVAIRE, FEUILLY, JOLY, COMBEFERRE, AND COURFEYRAC

AND GAVROCHE AND EPONINE OF COURSE

[Edema Rue she/her]

21 minutes ago, S. Stormy said:

I WANT TO BE IN A LES MIS PRODUCTION SO MUCH

AAAAAH BUT MY SCHOOL DID ONE BEFORE MY TIME SO THERE'S LIKE NO WAY

AAAAH

REST IN PEACE

ENJOLRAS, GRANTAIRE, BAHOREL, BOSSUET, JEAN-PROUVAIRE, FEUILLY, JOLY, COMBEFERRE, AND COURFEYRAC

AND GAVROCHE AND EPONINE OF COURSE

I KNOW ME TOOOOOOO

BUT MY SCHOOL DID ONE LAST YEAR AND THERES NO WAY THEYLL DO ANOTHER BEFORE I GRADUATE

AAAAHHHHH

[Cash67]

Eddie: Remember kids, violence is never the answer. 

Cash: You are absolutely-

Eddie: It is the question,

Cash: Eddie…

Eddie: And the answer is yes!

Cash: EDDIE NO

 

Shortcake: Some people are like slinkies.

Insa: What?

Shortcake: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Insa:

Insa: Please don’t push Bookwyrm down the stairs

Shortcake: YOU CAN’T STOP ME

 

@shortcake @Edema Rue @The Bookwyrm @InfiniteInsanity

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, Cash67 said:

Eddie: Remember kids, violence is never the answer. 

Cash: You are absolutely-

Eddie: It is the question,

Cash: Eddie…

Eddie: And the answer is yes!

Cash: EDDIE NO

Heheh 100% true.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

I feel ignored/j

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

I feel ignored/j

I did a bunch with you in theemmmm!!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

3 hours ago, Cash67 said:

Shortcake: Some people are like slinkies.

Insa: What?

Shortcake: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Insa:

Insa: Please don’t push Bookwyrm down the stairs

Shortcake: YOU CAN’T STOP ME

 

@shortcake @Edema Rue @The Bookwyrm @InfiniteInsanity

BAHAHA YESSSS

(bookie, i would never push you down the stairs... or would i?) (i promise i wont lol)

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

I did a bunch with you in theemmmm!!

My brain wants more... help

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

6 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

My brain wants more... help

Make them!!

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

2 hours ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

My brain wants more... help

Raven: *gets set on fire and screams in agony* 

Raven: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Theatre has corrupted this thread

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

5 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Theatre has corrupted this thread

wdym?

[Ravenclawjedi42]

This strange scene hath come from the generator:

Quote

Panda: Ducks are better than rabbits. 
Ravenclaw: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. 
Elan: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. 
Ravenclaw: We’re not talking about flavour, Elan! 
Elan: Flavour counts! 
Ravenclaw: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? 
Eddie: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? 
Ravenclaw: Okay, but- 
Eddie: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? 
Elan: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! 
Ravenclaw: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, ELAN! 
Elan: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, RAVENCLAW! 
Panda: I- Jesus-

@SmilingPanda19 @Ancient Elantrian @Edema Rue

[Aeoryi she/her]

11 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

wdym?

... incannotanswerortheywillknow

[Aeoryi she/her]

Eddie: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. 

Eddie: It's me.

@. @Edema Rue

Thaid: Do you have a superpower? 

Ravenclaw: Yep! It’s hindsight. 

Thaid: …that’s not going to help us. 

Ravenclaw: Yes, I see that now.

... @Ravenclawjedi42, @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Panda: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. 

Aeoryi: And you came to me?

 .. @Aeoryi, @A + Tax Expert, LLC, @SmilingPanda19

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Eddie: I'm bored. 
Raven: Wanna commit first degree murder? 
Eddie: Sure! 
Wit, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Panda down!!

i hate myself lol

@SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue

Kidnapper: We have your child 
Wit: I don’t have a child? <br>Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? 
Wit: Oh god, you have Raven

Raven: Did you win? Or just not die? 
Raven: Either way, hooray. 
Eddie: ...Is "no" a valid answer? 
Raven: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

Raven: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. 
Raven: It's me.

accurate.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

14 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

This strange scene hath come from the generator:

@SmilingPanda19 @Ancient Elantrian @Edema Rue

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Dude.

Thats me.

Wow.

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Thaid: If I fall…
Everyone: We'll be there to catch you.
Panda: *looks at Eddie* What if I fall?
Eddie: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Elan: *watches these two interactions*
Elan, to Wizzy: And if I fall?
Wizzy: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

 @Edema Rue  @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @SmilingPanda19 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Thaid: If I fall…
Everyone: We'll be there to catch you.
Panda: *looks at Eddie* What if I fall?
Eddie: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Elan: *watches these two interactions*
Elan, to Wizzy: And if I fall?
Wizzy: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

 @Edema Rue  @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @SmilingPanda19 

Oh no xDDD