The Battle for the Sandwich

[Wierdo he/him]

I await in your house, snatching it and escaping by throwing a rock at your window and running to hide

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I find you, because I am obviously a pro at hide and seek, and I stomp on your foot and  take the sandwich.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I find Wierdo a short time later, and stomp on Weaver of Lights' foot, taking the sandwich and going to put on steel toed boots to avoid getting stomped on.

[strmblsd he/him]

I lick your hand your holding the sandwich with and make you drop it so I snag it and run

[Edema Rue she/her]

To some, the sandwich is a game. A goal. A silly thought. Something to be sought after with the expectation that it can never be won. But to the caterpillar, it was so much more than that. It was life itself. It was a reason to push, to work, and to rise above all else. And the caterpillar had slumbered for too long.

Emerging victoriously from its cave, the caterpillar trampled strmblsd beneath its hundreds of feet and raised the sandwich upon its antennae, trumpeting with glee. 

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I touch the caterpillar's head with the hand that strmblsd licked, and the caterpillar drops it. I go to an exterminator headquarters and wait there, if the caterpillar were to follow me.

Edited April 9, 2024 by The Clarinetist
I failed to spell correctly.

[strmblsd he/him]

it is not the caterpillar that fallowed you but it was I... And I hurry inside and tickle you to distract then steal the sandwich from you

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I pursue you after putting on disgusting cologne, and you gag, dropping the sandwich due to disgust. I promptly dissappear, and reappear in the kitchen of One Armed Cook.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I go check on my friend Hungry. @Edema Rue

[strmblsd he/him]

I sneak in with extreme car fullness and slip the sandwich Indiana Jones style and switch it with a not as good sandwich 

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Weaver of Lights said:

I go check on my friend Hungry. @Edema Rue

I try to remember who Hungry is…

Hungry the commslug is suffering from extreme sandwich deprivation.

The caterpillar is furious, but it carefully sneaks into the exterminator’s.  

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

5 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

I try to remember who Hungry is…

Hungry the commslug is suffering from extreme sandwich deprivation.

The caterpillar is furious, but it carefully sneaks into the exterminator’s.  

I comfort hungry and pledge to bring them the sandwich.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I serve my customers the not as good sandwich, find a rat, and use him to steal the sandwich. Do not ask how.

Jokes on you, One Armed Cook is a very stupid game. 

[strmblsd he/him]

I bribe the rat with cheese and I get the sandwich 

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I had used the rat as a distraction, anticipating you would do this, and take the sandwich while you try to figure out how I did this.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I put on Red Dead Redemption music, strap on my revolvers and walk into the kitchen, demanding the sandwich. The rat runs away, and The Clarinetist drops the sandwich, I grab it and go sit on one of the support beams of a train bridge

Spoiler

This spot:

 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I challenge you to a duel and win the sandwich due to drawing Exodia with a pot of greed, then, hiding in a mystery dungeon in the distortion world, I feed a honey, ham, world's hottest hot sauce, mayonnaise, pepperjack, dog friendly sawdust, Ryder and fire ant sandwich to Skye (the doggo).  afterwords, I cut down professor oak using CUT and offer a gaurd a nice cup of toxic waste to drink. an outbreak of farfetch'd walks by, having just swam in a hot-spring filled with a tasty sauce, as a distraction for the next 3 people who try to take the sandwich.

Edited April 10, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[strmblsd he/him]

I try to take it 4 times and I finally succeed with the help of my friendly neighborhood snake charmer

Edited April 12, 2024 by strmblsd

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I am the snake charmer and whack you with my clarinet. I run away from you with the sandwich to band camp. I then get into formation. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

As you're getting into formation at band camp I burst into the camp on the back of a sandworm and use a fishing rod to steal the sandwich from your grasp.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I cut one of your cables connecting you to the sandworm, sending you flying. The sandwich flips into my hand.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Having lost my mount, I do a double backflip and activate my jetpack to swoop in and steal the sandwich from your grip.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I use the sandwich to destroy 

Spoiler

the game

so that nobody can lose it ever again and run off with it as a victory prize for my noble deed.

Edited April 15, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I pull down the freshly manifested scarf over my mouth and, using my newly (and strangely) acquired cursed speech (Jujutsu Kaisen reference for those who don’t get it), say “No” and stop you from destroying the game. I then spinning kick the sandwich from your grasp, grab it, and run far away, dismissing the cursed speech ability and manifesting strand grapples from d2 to fling myself away.

(Also I keep the scarf)

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Here’s a link for those who need an explanation: (yes I messed up and can't get rid of the quote)

https://jujutsu-kaisen.fandom.com/wiki/Cursed_Speech

Edited April 15, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
Added a link

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I stop your newfound anime powers by invoking hit game Jujutsu Kaisen: Cursed Clash. While you're reeling in pain, I take the sandwich.

Edited April 15, 2024 by NerdyAarakocra