The Battle for the Sandwich

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I pull on the rug you were standing on, making you fall, sending the sandwich in the air so I can catch it.I 

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, AltonicKeys said:

I pull on the rug you were standing on, making you fall, sending the sandwich in the air so I can catch it.I 

I awaken the rug to steal the sandwich from you and give it to me

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Aeoliae said:

I awaken the rug to steal the sandwich from you and give it to me

I take the breaths happily, then dismiss my rug Lightweaving and grab the sandwich

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I smile as my soul stamp rots the ground beneath you and you fall through. I grab the sandwich from your hand as you fall and run off.

[Aeoryi she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I smile as my soul stamp rots the ground beneath you and you fall through. I grab the sandwich from your hand as you fall and run off.

You run so much you attract the attention of shades, which causes you to drop the sandwich in fear. I pick up the sandwich from the ground you left it on.

[Immortal Platypus]

I wonder how ya'll teleported to the cosmere and how you got the sandwich there. then I realize you were all dreaming. I pick up the sandwich and walk away, leaving you to nap

[Aeoryi she/her]

I coerce you into giving it back to me

[Immortal Platypus]

4 hours ago, Aeoliae said:

I coerce you into giving it back to me

You didn't wake up so I ignore you

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i bump into you and you feel lighter for some reason. i have the sandwhich.

[NameIess]

I steal your soul and offer to trade it for the sandwich.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Im the buyer. i buy my soul and keep the sandwich. 

[NameIess]

I send an assassin Kandra to collect my payment.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I am the assassin Kandra, I steal the sandwich and keep it. 

[NameIess]

I send another assassin, this one a larkin, to get the sandwich.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I ate the Larkin and duplicated its body, and brought you back a fake sandwich. Then I run off with the real sandwich.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i resteal the sandwich, and shove it behind my shirt.

[Immortal Platypus]

I take your shirt with the sandwich, clean it off, and give you back your shirt.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail and the caterpillar give the sandwich a hug.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I dump pesticide on the sandwich as I take it from Platypus, while he gives back Raven's shirt. I don't want to eat snail-caterpillar covered sandwich.

(Sorry Eddie)

Edited September 5, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i put the snail and his friend on my hand and get the sandwich with my other hand.

[Immortal Platypus]

I am insulted. The Caterpillar came long before the snail. I steal the sandwich, give it to raven, punch him and take the sandwich back as revenge.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I am insulted. The Caterpillar came long before the snail. I steal the sandwich, give it to raven, punch him and take the sandwich back as revenge.

You are forced to give me the sandwich. I have it now.

[Immortal Platypus]

43 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

You are forced to give me the sandwich. I have it now.

As you didn't say how I was forced to hand it over I don't. I stop listening to you.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

As you didn't say how I was forced to hand it over I don't. I stop listening to you.

I fine. You forced my hand. Blackmail you and force you to give the sandwich to me.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Aeoliae said:

I fine. You forced my hand. Blackmail you and force you to give the sandwich to me.

I stopped listening to you so your blackmail didn't work