Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[A Budgie]

You get this very thread!
*inserts thread back into the vending machine*

[Hemalurgic Headshot]

You get an actual thread! It is barf green.

*inserts five souls*

[Ecthelion III]

You get five more souls! And a note that says "behold, thou hast gained beside them five souls more...Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few souls, I will make thee ruler over many souls..."

*inserts Hoid's flute*

[A Budgie]

You get a rather good but showy flute solo!
*inserts spoon*

[CarolaDavar]

You get a Shardfork!!!!!!

*inserts Shardfork*

[Zennix]

You get a bag of sand. 

*Destroys vending machine to retrieve Shardfork*

*Patches up vending machine with duct tape*

*Inserts whitespine tusk*

[Hemalurgic Headshot]

It gets tangled in the duct tape!

You get the whitespine risk back.

*inserts scissors*

[A Budgie]

You get a sign, warning you not to run with scissors, tusks, forks, spoons, or red vegetables.
*inserts empty tissue box*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

This thread is nearly dead, so I’ll call in a doctor. 

You got a slightly annoyed Kaladin with an empty tissue box on his foot. 

*inserts Kelsier*

[Ghanderflaffle]

You get a slightly used bead of malatium!

*inserts Ati*

[+Slowswift]

You get a ka-BOOM as the machine explodes trying to shove Vax through the little slot.

*repairs machine and inserts a spren*

[Brightness Warrior]

You get a voidspren!

*inserts Child of Tanavast*

[Silverblade5]

You get Honor!

*Inserts axhound*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

you get a bloody axe (and a very loud bark of pain)

*inserts pig that can fly*

[AonEne]

On 10/13/2019 at 5:16 PM, Edgedancer_of_spirits said:

This thread is nearly dead 

This thread was entirely dead. But it looks super fun, so who cares about necroing  I haven’t read the whole thing yet, so I’m sorry if any of mine are repeats. 

You get a soda - the vending machine decided to be normal for once. 

*inserts character* 

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

You get a new personality, because that’s what character is.

*inserts dawnshard nuke while detonating*

[AonEne]

6 minutes ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said:

I read the entire thing. Which was hard.

The mods frown on double posting  you’re okay since you’re new. 

45 pages isn’t too bad though. Try reading an entire subforum. 

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

I’m just gonna hide that one, and eager to know what I get.

[Brightness Warrior]

You get a crying infant, irradiated. Good luck.

*inserts suspicious cookie*

[Ghanderflaffle]

You get the cookie back and a TUBA Certificate of Spiklessness

*inserts a birthday cake*

[AonEne]

1 hour ago, Handerfle said:

You get the cookie back and a TUBA Certificate of Spiklessness

*inserts a birthday cake*

(I was surprised to find out that existed, but if you look one up there's a bunch) 

*inserts a PM* 

[Brightness Warrior]

You get a pair of spanreeds.

*inserts an actual tuba*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

You get a disgruntled musician. 

*inserts cuddlefish egg*

[Truthless of Shinovar]

Clunk!

You get fried eggs, and a very, very angry cuddle fish mama, who proceeds to aggressively attack you.

*inserts the Stormfather*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

You get Dalinar, raging at you.

*inserts Reaper Leviathan*