Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Gets $ 400.50 USD in library fines

 

Inserts @WhyEverNot_8 headfirst into the vending machine as a punishment for making me admit that I'm a good person sometimes.

[The Stick]

Receives a ring miniature figurine of WhyEverNot

Inserts Chromium 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a lack of powers

Inserts 3 dead squirrels

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Gets arrested

inserts all Gen Alpha slang

Edited May 25, 2024 by Anguished_One

[The Stick]

Gets stupidity.

Inserts all Millennial slang

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets the word "Skibidi."

Inserts all of the licensed music used in Hi-Fi Rush

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Gets me, flattened and in CD form.

inserts @Anguished_One, as punishment for making me admit to not being a coward :I

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets the book Unwind

inserts the entirety of Roshar

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets c r a b

Inserts some fairy dust.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

You get a pinch of salt.

Inserts a tiny Chasmfiend

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Get a live, uncaged whitespine.

Inserts Breeze's hands.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets Breeze’s Cup

Inserts an entire Mistborn

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets 16 mistings.

Inserts a filled coppermind.

[NameIess]

Gets a full memory error.

inserts fried okra.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets sweet tea.

Inserts a sugar cube.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Gets a horse. 

Inserts bubble tea

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a very large straw.

Inserts a counterfeit penny.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Gets a counterfeit note

Inserts monopoly money

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a deed of ownership to Park Place.

Inserts a jawbreaker.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Gain a toy 100 dollar bill.

Inserts the one ring to rule them all.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Gets on of the inferior rings

Inserts a magic sword called Sting

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets an orc.

Inserts a bread crumb.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Gets a magic sword called Brisingr.

Inserts a disembodied finger.

WE KEEP GETTING NINJA'D

Edited June 3, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Gets two bread crumbs

Inserts a delicious cake

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a pastry that says “eat me”

inserts a a very good-looking sandwich