Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[strmblsd he/him]

Gets jammed

Inserts soap

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets some guys money

Inserts sadness

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets Spyro & his OP crush, Cynder, to cheer you up. 

 

Inserts an explosive sheep.

Edited June 12, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[The Clarinetist he/him]

Gets an explosive pig.

 

Inserts a pair of old gym shorts.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets the Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test…

Inserts 20 meters

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a bunch of quarters.

Inserts a ruler.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

Gets a million dollars.

Inserts a short person.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets anger issues

Inserts the entirety of D&D

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Gets the Stormlight Archive RP

Inserts vending machine.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a paradox

inserts court case of Jeffery Epstein

[The Clarinetist he/him]

Gets a very angry mob.

Inserts a tall person.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a basketball career

Inserts very average guy named Dave

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a snapdragon.

inserts a snapdragon.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Gets a very generic plant.

Inserts an emerald broam.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Gets Torol Sadeas staring at you through the slot.

Inserts... cookies...?

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets spiked.

 

inserts @BlueWildRye

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets déjà vu(it seems like this has happened before)

Inserts a beaker full of a mysterious liquid.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets the recipe for greek fire.

 

inserts a ceramic jar of greek fire.

[strmblsd he/him]

Gets a angry Greek

Inserts 3 big toes 4 pinky toes and 7 eyeballs

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a "beheaded" beholder.

 

inserts 

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets an error message stating that having three Spyros inside of the machine would cause a paradox, as Spyro is a cosmically unique individual.

Inserts a rolling chair.

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a ticket for doing a rolling stop

Inserts 15 parking tickets

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Gets $5,000.

Inserts the Master Sword.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets Fi

Inserts Beedle.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets beetles.

Inserts Link.