Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a regthtrhgtrdghtrghtgrdhtrghnfh.

 

inserts an interest in the furry fandom, but not being a part of it.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Gives back a soda can full of hydrochloric acid

puts in broken violin bridge wrapped in 2 A-strings and 3 E-strings

[aetherbound he/him]

Gets broken viola fingerboard wrapped in 2 G-strings and 3 D-strings.

Inserts a chicken.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets an egg and a note that says “proof that the chicken came first”.

Inserts some Monopoly money.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Receives a cardboard house, complete with a styrofoam picket fence, a rubber yard, and fake plastic trees.

Inserts a song.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

gets a folder full of sheet music containing the parts for every instrument imaginable (the sheet music is for the song you put in)

Puts in 4 dented water bottles, 8 broken plates, 4 broken bowls, 2 broken cups and one bloodstained Mason Jar (it’s a long story that ended with a scar on my forehead. Also the Mason Jar is still in one piece)

[LightRinger he/him]

Receives a partridge in a pear tree. 
 

Puts in a printed list of all existing emojis. 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Receives a terrible movie that makes a lot of people very upset.

Inserts a holy hand grenade.

[Lunamor she/her]

Receives a white rabbit with a mean streak a mile wide.

Inserts a skull.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Gets a kandra.

Inserts a pineapple.

[LightRinger he/him]

Receives a copy of Psych seasons 1-8.

Puts in 7 semisweet chocolate chips.

 

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a Hershey’s kiss.

Inserts a toupee.

[LightRinger he/him]

Gets a chicken with the face of a monkey. 
 

Inserts a lawn chair. 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Receives peeling vinyl splinters.

Inserts cheesecake and strudel.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets some cheesy bratwurst.

Inserts a delicious bass.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Gets a string bass

Gives two turtle doves (and I keep the partridge in a pear tree)

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a turtle and a dove.

Inserts an elderberry.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Receives a hamster.

Inserts tyypo's.

[Lunamor she/her]

Receives a cease and desist letter from spellcheck.

Inserts a rubber band.

[The Stick]

Receives a physics lecture on elastic tension.

Inserts Intentionally Blank 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

5 minutes ago, The Stick said:

Receives a physics lecture on elastic tension.

Inserts Intentionally Blank 

Receives... well it'll vary.

Inserts a boy band

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Receives excited, teenage fans.

Inserts a carnival.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Faerie Braids said:

Receives excited, teenage fans.

Inserts a carnival.

Receives... AHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away from what you received*

Inserts girlish squeals

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Gets “manly” yells

Inserts a test tube full of liquid mercury

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a piece of paper with the number for the Poison Control Center.

Inserts a replica of the Statue of Liberty.