Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets caffeine, lots and lots of caffeine.

Inserts a broken cookie.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a suspicious cookie that may-or-may-not have spikes.

Inserts Renarin’s glasses.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a joke

 

inserts the jump in power from wall to universe that ness preforms at the end of mother 2

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets an error warning.

Inserts chull dung.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Receives a bowl of Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor's stew, previously prepared for Sadeas.

Inserts a Command

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a few Breaths.

Inserts some atium.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets cheese.

 

inserts Bubbles, the OP lifmunk.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a lawsuit-happy Pikachu.

Inserts a section of a hion line.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets the fact that parodies are protected by US law.

 

inserts aberrant creation of mad science.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Gets a deluxe bean burrito from Taco Bell

Inserts a clump of dirt

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a Halo last man standing voice line because all your classmates are lycanthropes. 

Spoiler

"d-d-d-down to one..."

inserts an odd memory.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets an even vision of the future.

Inserts a token from Chuck E. Cheese.

(Fun fact, Chuck E. Cheese’s full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.)

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Receives a thrown roll of brie.

Inserts Gibletish

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets the entirety of the doom fanbase's "gibs vs jibs" debate.

 

inserts the book of vile darkness.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets an angry Vecna wondering why you are trying to shove a priceless magical artifact into a vending machine.

Inserts a second, smaller vending machine.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Gets Inception.

Inserts a god-killing sword.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets the god's own conflicted desires.

Inserts a cheerful demon who doesn't realize that they're a demon.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets an existential crisis.

Inserts some firewood.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Gets a stick proclaiming that it is a stick

Inserts a plate of cold, moist spaghetti 

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets an incredibly perturbed Italian.

Inserts a stick of butter.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets the heaviest block in minecraft without using fan-theories. (haha budder)

 

inserts an eevee's family tree.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a shiny Eevee.

Inserts a dollar bill.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Gets a Bill Cipher.

Inserts a negative twelve dollar bill

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a William Encryption.

Inserts a top hat.

[aetherbound he/him]

Gets a bottom hat.

Inserts hand.