Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the . said:

gets apocalypse where the world falls into said black hole

inserts paradox

Gets Autometalogolex

Inserts a ur mom joke.

 

[..... he/him]

19 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Gets Autometalogolex

Inserts a ur mom joke.

 

gets another apocalypse where the world falls into a black hole except the black hole is ur momshes that fat)

inserts said black hole

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the . said:

gets another apocalypse where the world falls into a black hole except the black hole is ur momshes that fat)

inserts said black hole

gets destruction

inserts @Ookla the .

[..... he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

gets destruction

inserts @Ookla the .

gets me 

inserts @Ookla the Prehistoric

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the . said:

gets me 

inserts @Ookla the Prehistoric

gets me

inserts whatever an "ookla" is

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets Ookla the Mok.

Inserts the two quarters John Scalzi once threw at Brandon Sanderson.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets the Scalzi award.

Inserts a carbon copy of Brandon Sanderson.

[..... he/him]

26 minutes ago, Ookla the Black Sock said:

Gets the Scalzi award.

Inserts a carbon copy of Brandon Sanderson.

gets knock off versions of all of brandons books

inserts the next person who posts here

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

48 minutes ago, Ookla the . said:

gets knock off versions of all of brandons books

inserts the next person who posts here

gets me.

Inserts Dream On.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

gets someone asking what the heck that is.

inserts my entire body. 

[aetherbound he/him]

Gets stuck in the vending machine.

Inserts lubricant.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

The vending machine refuses to accept your- oh wait there it goes.

you get [Redacted], then set on fire by the vending machine, thus destroying the [Redacted].

 

inserts the [REDACTED] I got from inserting the sonic fanbase.

Edited December 17, 2023 by Just_a_Fan

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets [DATA EXPUNGED].

Inserts a Shardfork.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Gets pancakes.

Enters a Shardspoon.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

21 hours ago, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:

Gets pancakes.

Enters a Shardspoon.

Gets chouta 

Enters Rua

 

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Gets Rue (@Ookla the Believer)

Insets Ruh 

[Edema Rue she/her]

GETS A VERY EXCITED EDDIE

Inserts Kvothe 

[Aeoryi she/her]

Gets "Rue is a nerd"

Inserts cynical schism

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets a hug

Inserts a boop

[Aeoryi she/her]

Gets a neanderthal

Inserts a social reject that is cynical online

[aetherbound he/him]

Gets a social reject that is cynical in real life.

Inserts more lubricant.

[Wittles he/him]

Gets a registered license plate.

Inserts fourteen shurikens

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets greninja.

 

inserts Hoid

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets witty insults.

Inserts a Breath.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets  tm 010

inserts TM10 (the glitch move)