Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets gru.

Inserts an obscure sonic "OC" based on an actual glitch in CD.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a cease and desist letter.

Inserts a partridge in a pear tree.

[The Stick]

Get a true love.

Insert a halberd.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a very pointy stick.

Inserts a log.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

gets a lecture on deforestation

inserts my mental health issues  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets a hug from me.

Insert this chess game I won.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a monarchy

Inserts dirty pants

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a peashooter.

 

inserts a foul & disturbing pokemon fanfic i refuse to read out of disgust, alongside the remains of Dazy, the Doomslayer's pet rabbit. 

Edited May 22, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[The Stick]

Gets Hasenpfeffer.

Inserts a Veritasium lecture.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets an extensive, yet simple knowledge of the laws of physics.

Inserts bucket of red liquid.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Gets bucket of blue liquid.

Inserts an actual chicken egg, fertilized, too

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a cute lil baby chick 

Inserts a mini marshmallow, a toothpick, and a candle.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Spoiler

4 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Gets a cute lil baby chick 

*read in Rock's voice*

Get not one, but two s'mores.

Inserts finely crafted shotgun shell.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets the strongest version of the super shotty.

Spoiler

On 5/17/2024 at 10:59 PM, Lunamor said:

Gets a cease and desist letter.

 

from nintendo. lol

inserts a poképasta anti-villain into a paw patrol coffee shop AU, then inserts that into the vending machine.

Edited May 23, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Gets a piece of paper that reads *Confusion?*

Inserts my headache

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets Ibuprofen

Inserts 5 hours at a theme park

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a headache.

Inserts a slice of cheese.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Gets crackers

inserts a block of cheese

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a block of crackers.

Inserts a rectangle of cheese.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Gets a freezer and a weekly reminder never to freeze goat cheese

Inserts a cheese-broccoli-rice-chicken bake

[strmblsd he/him]

Gets a compressed cube of rice

*Inserts a ball of rice*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

gets a grumpy Asian person

inserts my ADHDl

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

You get mine

Puts in my back pain

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

16 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

You get mine

Puts in my back pain

 You get mine

puts in my love of animals

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Gets a tiny frog

*whispers* “And he’s grumpy”

Puts in my library card that I can never find