Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

YEESSS

gets a Mad god of horses

Spoiler

Aka Poseidon 

Inserts a Greek with glasses and optimism.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets Lotus fruit

Spoiler

YES MY GUYYYY

Inserts cyclops with a club

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a dead Greek with glasses.

Inserts a god with fancy wing shoes.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets sunglasses. And a magic plant, I guess.

Inserts 41 pigs.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets 41 men.

Inserts a dead prophet.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets a really, really good song and a hardened protagonist.

Inserts a suspicious Penelope.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a shot siren.

Inserts a hydra.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets a MUTINYYYYYYYY

Inserts a herd of immortal cows

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets THUNDERSTRUCK

Inserts Greek general’s son.

Edited November 14, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets a cool musical montage

Spoiler

YOU MEAN THUNDERBRINGERRRRRR

or not

idk

lol

Either way ig

Inserts a deserted island

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Gets A BUNCH OF GUYS CUTTING YOU IN THE LUNCH LINE. LIKE, at LEAST FIFTEEN. 

Inserts severed hand

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets arrested. *ohhhhhhhh*

Inserts a bloody spork.

Edited November 14, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Gets a bunch of dead guys who can no longer cut you in line. 

Inserts bloody shoes. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets some soggy socks

Inserts a wooden stake.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a dead vampire

Inserts a ceramic bullet

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets a dead Mistborn

Inserts a baby cradle.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Gets a kidnapped baby

Inserts Licanious.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a history book.

inserts a leafeon with anger issues, and a loaded boomstick. mostly to get rid of the leafeon.

Edited November 14, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

gets a mildly upset leafstick!

inserts atuim

I cant fit a round atuim bead in the coin slot

I step into another room

you hear aggressive pounding with a hammer and anvil

I come back with a flattened atuim bead and smile as I insert it

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets half of a stout shako. (1 stout shako = 2 refined.)

inserts Differenttopic, an Undertale AU.

Edited November 19, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

9 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

gets half of a stout shako. (1 stout shako = 2 refined.)

inserts Differenttopic, an Undertale AU.

Get Getbackontopic, your teacher speaking.

Inserts a teacher.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Gets death stare

Inserts attitude

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets sarcasm

Inserts a hydrogen bomb

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets nuclear winter

Inserts dystopian world

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Gets lots of corpses.

Inserts a ton of chocolate.