Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

11 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

inserts a max repel.

gets an anti-Pokemon and leaves it in the machine. It works like anti-Voidlight so that the next time you insert any pokémon-related thing it will make a huge explosion.

Inserts a shade

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a shadow pok-

*Le explosion*

Inserts a foxsparks cryst.

Edited February 12, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

6 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Inserts a foxparks cryst.

That's a pokemon-like thing, right?  Gets a gore censored of that thing.

Inserts a note to stop putting pokemon in!

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a note from a lawyer that foxsparks and cremis are pals, and are legally different than pokemon.

Spoiler

29 minutes ago, DezaS said:

That's a pokemon-like thing, right?  Gets a gore censored of that thing.

oh, that's nice... that's... gore of my comfort character.

Inserts another cremis

Edited February 12, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets crem (crem is made from ground cremis)

Inserts Moash

 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets po-tay-toes. (boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew?)

Inserts a regular foxsparks.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

6 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Inserts a regular foxsparks.

Gets eaten by tigers

Inserts a tiger

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a coin bag... with no coins.

Inserts a magic otter. (She's good at fighting.)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a battered Perma-Bound™ copy of Dune.

Inserts a snowball

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets an artic fox, that's been domesticated. (and neutered.)

Inserts a prideful Shiba Inu, wearing a cone of shame. Er, tries to, anyway.

Edited February 13, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets bit.

Inserts rabies vaccine

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

13 hours ago, DezaS said:

Gets bit.

Inserts rabies vaccine

Gets 2 rabies vaccines.

Inserts a shardblade.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets the oathgate unlocked

Inserts Warlight (combo of Stormlight and Voidlight)

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

7 minutes ago, DezaS said:

Gets the oathgate unlocked

Inserts Warlight (combo of Stormlight and Voidlight)

Gets storm light and void light separated 

inserts shard plate 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets shards of shattered shardplate

inserts harmonium

Edited February 13, 2025 by DezaS

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

7 hours ago, DezaS said:

gets shards of shattered shardplate

inserts harmonium

Gets exploded 

Inserts Lerasium.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a Mistborn vending machine

Inserts yellow plastic sword 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a rainbow sword made of pure good vibes.

Inserts a Bi fennec fox, that's being bullied for no good reason.

Edited February 14, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets bullied by a fox that didn't fit into the the coin slot

Inserts acid

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets lavender.

Inserts a fox that didn't fit into the coin slot, by force.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a fur coat

Inserts a snek 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

Gets a fur coat

Inserts a snek 

Gets an angry snake.

Inserts a sad lonely depressed person.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a hug and a court order for therapy.

Inserts good vibes

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets Kirby.

Inserts a smug Shiba Inu in a cone of shame, a fancy rich bat fox, the bat fox's sister, a yellow-fur-dyed red fox, a sedated wolf, a neutered pet arctic fox, a vaporized Vaporeon janitor, and a critically obese tanuki, as punishment for bullying the aforementioned bi fennec fox, followed by a rabbit that wants to kill them all for the same reason.

Edited February 15, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets @Just_a_Fan thrown out of the building with his animals and assorted monsters.

Inserts @#1 Taln Fan