Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a boot to the head for messing with a moderator.

Inserts the smug Shiba Inu in a cone of shame from before.

Edited February 15, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

43 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Gets a boot to the head for messing with a moderator.

 

As if! I don't even own boots. It would be a Croc to the head instead 

44 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Inserts the smug Shiba Inu in a cone of shame from before.

Gets unlimited memes
Inserts 30,000 slices of cheese

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

As if! I don't even own boots. It would be a Croc to the head instead 

Gets unlimited memes
Inserts 30,000 slices of cheese

Crocs! An old man wearing cross 

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Gets lactose intolerance 

Inserts my dad

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a good person (hopefully)

Inserts a lazy red fox, with electricity bending, except it's fur has been dyed yellow from all the cheese. 

Edited February 15, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a dirty look

inserts the Thaylen language

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets elvish

Inserts a max repel, again.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

The vending machine repels the max repel, again.

Inserts a Fan

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets... Oh dear, that's a lot of healing items. RUN!

 

Inserts a bat-eared fox covered in expensive clothing and jewelry.

Edited February 15, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

2 hours ago, Thee insane said:

Crocs! An old man wearing cross 

I may be old, but I still got style 
 

9 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Inserts a bat-eared fox covered in expensive clothing and jewelry.

Gets a bat eared fox covered in cheap clothing and fake jewelry 
Inserts crocs

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 hour ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I may be old, but I still got style 
 

Gets a bat eared fox covered in cheap clothing and fake jewelry 
Inserts crocs

Gets a crocodile.

Inserts a normal boxing, and pats the machine gently and consolingly 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a Bisexual fennec fox/Eevee/Cremis crossbreed that's been bullied and abused for no good reason. He thanks you for your kindness.

Inserts said fennec/Eevee/cremis. Gently.

Edited February 16, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets said monstrosity thrown back in your face. Not gently.

Inserts Hoid

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets instant noodles.

Re-inserts the fennec/Eevee/cremis. Gently.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a message saying "the fennec/Eevee/cremis was not accepted", and a pile of blood, guts, gore, and blood-soaked fur presumably from the monstrosity

inserts a dog biscuit

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a rabbit in a mech suit. She shoots you with a rocket launcher.

Uses a Phoenix down on the remains of the fennec/Eevee/cremis.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a fire. It burns the reborn fennec/eegee/cremis to a crisp.

Inserts some Taldain sand (white)

 

Edited February 16, 2025 by DezaS

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a vaporeon, now encased in cement.

Revives the fennec/Eevee/Cremis using a reviver seed, then inserts several sticks of dynamite, before running away as fast as I can carry the fox monster.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets you both killed by the explosion. 

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Inserts @Just_a_Fan's Cognitive Shadow

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a glass of fondue. @DezaS

gets revived into the body of the fennec/Eevee/Cremis, and vice versa, then inserts a copper coin.

Edited February 17, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a soda from Mistborn Era 3

Inserts a perfect gemstone

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a +5 greatsword

Inserts 255 platinum coins

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

8 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

gets a +5 greatsword

Inserts 255 platinum coins

Gets 2550 gold coins back

Inserts sylspear

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets Kaladin's new girlfriend in spear form

inserts the words of founding

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 minutes ago, DezaS said:

gets Kaladin's new girlfriend in spear form

inserts the words of founding

Gets sazed

inserts five bucks

Edited February 17, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

get five pairs of antlers

inserts a WoB