Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a RAFO

Inserts a note saying "Scud you, you rusting brick of crem quality skooma"

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a brick through your window

Inserts a comment that this is the same thread as Wayne Trades

Edited February 17, 2025 by DezaS

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a mace to the skull

Inserts mysterious cream. (It's very tasty)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets a faceful of smoke from the machine

inserts ham radio

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

20 hours ago, DezaS said:

gets a faceful of smoke from the machine

inserts ham radio

Gets ham.

Inserts a can of soda.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets a coin

inserts Koravellium Avast

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 minutes ago, DezaS said:

gets a coin

inserts Koravellium Avast

Receives the nightwatcher

inserts nightblood

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets destroyed

inserts Investiture

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a stick

Inserts cremis wool

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets cremis wool covered in crem

inserts Scadrial (yes the planet)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets reach

Inserts my new travel log character.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a bad time

Inserts @POSSUM chowg

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a guide on playing dead.

Inserts Sophie, from Omd:dt. (an edgy cat rogue necromancer.)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a cogue rat necrom edgedancer

inserts a dun broam

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Gets twenty chips 

 

enters voidlight

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets this error message

Quote

<?xml version='1.0' encoding='utf-8'?>
<error xmlns='http://errorxml.standards.gov' investiture:xmlns='http://standards.frost.dragon/invstr' code='415'>
  <desc>Command <b>Voidlight</b> is not accepted</desc>
  <data type='base64' face='MRD' content='MymtsD-Rctt_mQljCSNNqZFx-tqYVUltEWf9PrUyEp3WNXXR9MM-v5LF6dfrAzEuo2e_AEsEI6IuxQs6f7bgew'/>
  <investiture:awakening std='nalthis' command='Destroy Evil' material='steel' identity='4anui3nuakclponfnunicaititiancnaco.1348524886==' connection='54286028761554377263529, 58297612535482374665903' spiritweb-type='cognitive' awakened-type='4' name='Nightblood' awakener="Shashara, Vasher"/>
</error>

 

inserts r/cremposting

Edited February 23, 2025 by DezaS
xml

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets Pattern the Phancero.

Inserts this idea for a WAD I had in the back of my mind for several months now.

Edited February 22, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets it thrown wadded up out of the machine

inserts @I LOVE LIFT's lucky hat

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

18 minutes ago, DezaS said:

gets it thrown wadded up out of the machine

inserts @I LOVE LIFT's lucky hat

Gets metaphorical pancake recipe 

enters  shallans notebook

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Congratulations! You're now inside the notebook. What are you doing there again?

>Insert TM [technical medicine] for 10 [Hyperbeam].

Edited February 22, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Gets hit with a hyperbeam 

Inserts a fireball

Spoiler

The dnd spell

 

Edited February 23, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने
Needed to clarify

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a vorpal rabbit.

Inserts magic missile spam.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

51 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Gets a vorpal rabbit.

Inserts magic missile spam.

Gets a book filled with magic missle gylphs of warding

 

enters another vending machine

Edited February 23, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a trash can with an orb of annihilation in it.

Inserts the orb of annihilation.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets black hole

Inserts a red dragon